Picked a UConn-Michigan National Championship in my bracket with Michigan winning 🙏

UConn is built different my god

OH MY GODDDD

UConn 👀👀

FISHMENTUM

Going to be living alone starting Wednesday for the first time since July 2021. Feels pretty weird!

Oh no I’m at The Carousel scene in Mad Men, not a great time to be getting divorced lmao

Rewatching MAD MEN and at the end of S1 and damn I do NOT remember Don Draper spiraling this badly lol dude is losing it

Can’t believe I’m already a NYC Supremacist after 4.5 years here and fully believe it’s one of the greatest cities in all of human history.

Moving to Astoria on Wednesday and my mayor and every single representative in Congress, the City Council, and the New York State Legislature will be a DSA member

it’s not even April and my team is 0-2 and I already hate baseball

ummmmmmmm

This is a very silly hill to die on when the Yankees hat is famous for being worn by people with no ties to NYC. And I’m a Padres fan and don’t like the Mets either!

Happy Mad Men Rewatch Spring

Druski’s Erika Kirk satire has 148 million views and 1 million likes on Twitter. Vibe shift.

Someone has a whole ass dresser on the subway. I love NYC.

Signed the lease and got my keys and am officially an Astoria and Queens resident

There needs to be a very long and difficult conversation about the bigotry and extremism that has infested the Jewish community

Finally some good news

Obviously very scary but always amazed at how stupid potential terrorists are

This was true until 2020 but COVID and Jan. 6 very clearly established Trump as not only worse than Bush, but one of the 3-5 worst presidents in American history

They had to appear “reasonable” and “unbiased” by treating Trump’s picks like any normal admin picks and not the Crime Cabinet they are

since everyone is talking about birds lately, here is Gary (she) and Rosa!!

As of next week, my elected representatives will all be DSA members. Congress: AOC NY State Senate: Kristen Gonzalez NY State Assembly: Diana Moreno NYC City Council: Tiffany Cabán

It’s very funny that the most left-wing area in the entire country looks like this

Signing my Astoria lease tonight 😎😎

Hilarious to see Miami losing a ton of people when the whole narrative has been that everyone wants to live there because it’s not woke or whatever

Changing NYC neighborhoods feels like moving to an entirely new country lol every corner of this city is so uniquely different

jk rowling discourse is insane because people treat her like she's roald dahl but she's basically like if kanye west and elon musk were the same person

this is funny because i also posted this here

Will be a Queens resident this time next week

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

Even many people on Twitter don’t seem to realize how much Rowling hates trans people! They just think her critics are “woke” and overreacting to a few comments. She absolutely hates trans people as much as David Duke hates Black people and Jews!

Wow if only she had power to do something about it, ah well nevertheless

Just learned there’s a coffee shop that people bring their dogs to near the Astoria waterfront, I WILL be there with Kip and Sora this summer 😤

What are Queens resident rite of passages? Besides rooting for the Mets because I’d rather be dead, what do I need to do to become #Queens official?

Not the bartender singing I Dreamed A Dream at the piano bar I just walked into 💀

The Mets destroyed Skenes because I’m moving to Queens

This is a hack right-wing pollster lmao

Dumbest country in human history

Honestly think the median outcome for Platner is just New England Gallego with a higher risk of saying something scandalous

You legitimately can’t find a decent 1BR in Harlem below like 130th street for under like $3k at this point. Something needs to change!

Some incredibly irony in a white dude like me getting priced out of HARLEM

🚨 BRENT NEWS: I AM OFFICIALLY MOVING TO ASTORIA AND WILL BE A QUEENS RESIDENT NEXT WEEK 🚨

Pirates in midseason form my god

Paul Skenes washed wow

OH NO METS

BASEBALL IS BACK, BABY

I think we can pretty confidently say at this point that MLB’s pitch clock and even ghost runner in extras rules have been highly beneficial to the game. I do not miss 4+ hour or even 3.5 hour games AT ALL, especially as a West Coast fan on the East Coast.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this