fury road and esp furiosa piss me off in a way that i cannot explain

FUCK you this is happening right this goddamn minute, tonight, to specifically historically black neighborhoods and fighting against it isn't whatever you've constructed in your cooked little brain www.wfyi.org/wfyi-news/20...

is this the plot of bugonia

don't know much about science book

when m&ms melt in your hands that's their jizz

we'd known each other for 10 years by that point but didn't finally, formally make a try at dating until summer of 2016. in november of that year we made a plan to meet at a specific spot at mammoth cave if shit went bad since scott still lived in georgia at the time

i can't pay this by the due date and am going to call them to see if i can pay in installments but if you've ever liked my writing or anything else i've ever done it's a nice time to tip me: paypal.me/zoechayden here's my recent writing: buttondown.com/zoeclaire/ar...

Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth

can't stop thinking about the sandwich i'm gonna eat on my lunch

tl is all star wars which is cool if you're into it but i am not so i would like some ✨good news✨ about giuliani to balance it all out please and thank you

rudy giuliani laid up oh wow that's crazy man. hanging in there, huh? hope it hurts, bitch

is snapshot something i also need to watch while i'm driving in addition to the road or

check this guy out

my hubris was bragging often that i'm the only person in my extended family to not wear glasses and now i have to hold the phone farther away from my face to read and i have told no one until this post

stuck in my head

an overlooked and underrated part of quitting cigarettes is i can lick dorito dust off my fingers without tasting that bitterness

already got two naps in today 💪

here he is with a hat to make him beautiful

i thought this said "no horseposting" and i was envisioning a bunch of 40 year old horse girls running around pissing people off on the internet

no shit

i get this thing sometimes where i wake up restless and i feel like a compulsion to stretch my back but it doesn't help so i eventually have to get up for awhile so i don't lay there and obsess about it anyway i went to bed at 9:30 and woke up at midnight and now i'm still up

putting a pin in this because true followers will know i can talk about commercials for days but i'm sleepy and in bed rn

i made it to 9pm good night sports racers

Look Who's Talking (1989)

reshoeing those bad boys in firestones, troughs full of milk

great white

oh well!

that's right

they featured a busload of notre dame kids a little bit ago on the derby coverage and lmao they looked like shit

i fuckin hate mike tirico man

what about bespoke heelys

prosecutor: your friend has one too? me: yes sir pros: and when you pinky swear they kiss? me: yes sir pros: and where did you get the idea for this? me: [visibly sweating] in jail, sir pros: but you weren't hardcore enough to do a jailhouse stick and poke were you? me: [sobbing] no sir

I KNOW WHAT ICE FISHING IS

god, i forgot to post literally anything about devil wears prada 2. that should be a pretty good indicator of how i felt about it. it's a perfectly okay predictable flick that is completely devoid of any of the original's charm or meaningful drama. the returning characters retain barely a shred of

leftover hibachi lunch

the underwire broke in one of my last remaining bras and my preferred brand and style is on sale for $19 instead of $50 😎

a lot of you

let's see em

it's the indy mini marathon today which means, due to the route, we are trapped in our neighborhood until like 2pm

made some wagers on the horsies

i either go to bed at 7:30pm or stay up for 24 hours no in-between

got his ass

i miss ken nunn

lmaoooo

i don't follow basketball really so i haven't earned posting about it but i am already in bed so i'm excited to wake up in the morning and see what happened