kate
@katewitko.bsky.social
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over 1 year ago
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everyone's talking about that hot new indy sound my car started making
about 3 hours ago
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about 5 hours ago
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Cross-laminated Tinder
about 12 hours ago
you can tell how much a state believes in the government project by whether they emboss their license plates or not (Indiana does not. Do with that what you will)
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nothing gets clients in a better mood than talking about the weather, no matter how pissy they started out in the call. they fuckin love that shit yum yum yum let's talk snow babyyyyy
about 6 hours ago
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Howard what shape is this buddy
about 6 hours ago
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extremely good labeler here. pic is only a fraction of the good labels
@shadowbanner.bsky.social
about 9 hours ago
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this vape is like the end of a tube of toothpaste where there's only a little left so you buy a new tube but that last little bit takes weeks to actually run out
about 9 hours ago
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on the eastside it was the carpeted van with the pink floyd dark side of the moon proudly emblazoned
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about 10 hours ago
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[remoting into ur computer] oh gross
about 11 hours ago
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Mike Schuster
8 months ago
(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.
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competentposter
over 1 year ago
(Nervously watching my coffee getting closer and closer to room temperature) I should drink this now, it's getting pretty cold. (Guy about to invent ice coffee, unwavering) Colder.
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pretending all my clients at work are just pokemon who have little tasks for me to do
about 13 hours ago
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real indy stew heads know
1 day ago
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bad bisque
10 months ago
someone giving u a soup and a sandwich is one of the best things that can happen to u in this life
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Bex Luther
1 day ago
[Sade voice 🎵]
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1 day ago
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it's incredibly insulting when i'm reading a reddit thread i really relate to about being bipolar and some asshole comes in declaring their other mental illness is anything like it bro not everything is about or for you
2 days ago
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that's right you better play dirty work
2 days ago
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CJ Fogler
2 days ago
"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem
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JAVIER BARDEM SAID FREE PALESTINE
2 days ago
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fully prepared to become kpop demon hunters pilled
2 days ago
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oh you KNOW i belted out kiss from a rose just now
2 days ago
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ok but devil wears prada 2 WILL fix me
2 days ago
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jesus christ barbara is still going
2 days ago
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we love an overnight tornado watch
2 days ago
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imo fuck sean penn
2 days ago
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¿por qué no los dos?
2 days ago
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noooo i fell asleep on the couch thus robbing myself of precious weekend time, sunday scaries level critical
2 days ago
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Good Boy
2 days ago
Brother Boki and Sister Priya
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gm
2 days ago
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that's right
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3 days ago
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Sean T. Collins
about 1 year ago
You can't blame Max Landis for being the way he is. He had a helicopter parent
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he's just a babyyyyyyy
3 days ago
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got the cutest little sazerac
3 days ago
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butt trial
3 days ago
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Good Boy
3 days ago
Cat Pix
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god pokopia is so goddamn good i am a notorious Video Game Explorer and i am still finding whole new areas in levels i thought i'd exhausted
4 days ago
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priya posting
4 days ago
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ah,
4 days ago
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dad's out of surgery, in the recovery room right now. the surgeon did a motion with his hands like a guy telling his buddies how big the fish he caught was, then he said dad instantly lost about eight pounds by getting the kidney and tumor out. size of a largemouth bass i reckon
4 days ago
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holy shit
4 days ago
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well they moved up my dad's surgery as we were driving to the hospital so i didn't get to see him before he went in. the surgery will take 3 hours and then recovery room before we can see him. we decided to stop to get lunch and kill some time
4 days ago
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it is once again and always time to watch this on full volume
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5 days ago
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i am not fucking around when i say we are constantly getting free food at work from people's catered meeting leftovers
5 days ago
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6 days ago
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J at work is listening to a video at full volume that says you shouldn't eat meat because jeffrey epstein is still alive and he has a contract with ICE that harvests human detainees for meat (and hair but it is unclear what the warning is for that one)
6 days ago
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The Onion
6 days ago
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
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at all major retailers
6 days ago
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hillary clinton suck my dick bitch
6 days ago
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i wish i were playing pokopia right now instead of sitting in my car vaping in the work parking lot in the rain while on hold with our mortgage servicer, who is fighting with our homeowners insurer
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6 days ago
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