Gary is here

i've decided to bring a stranger into the island who will be sexually confusing for everyone

people forget that the number one ranked indiana hoosiers football team went undefeated and won the national championship

lmao @goodboy.bsky.social from day 1 already acting like his irl self, amazing

lmao just realized i've been spelling tomodachi life wrong for months because i typed it wrong once into my phone and it just autocorrected to the misspelling every time

aaaahhhh yeah baby that's the stuff that's what i'm here to SEE

the tl is boring today can we get another ddos

our insurance company approved our agent switch request our long national nightmare is over

not being able to play tamodachi life because i have to work is biphobic

i feel like there's better ways to phrase this

The Pitt is an American procedural medical drama television series created by R. Scott Gemmill, and executive produced by John Wells and Noah Wyle.

merlin is pokemon for people who touch grass

shit! shit!!

abruptly dropped my helpdesk customer service persona for four seconds to tell a client "i'm not here to sell [product] to you" and he meekly apologized for demanding it

rookie numbers

should i tell my boss i'm sick so i can go spend the day playing tamodachi life

lol

it smells like cat pee in my office but i can't find the source 💀

lemons, lemonade, whatever

FUCK

with enough bad names to build denial

used freetaxusa.com on recommendation of a super popular post on here that has reposts turned off so i can't credit them directly but boy howdy this was easy and cheap. i had been using taxact for almost 20 years and i'm never going back. free federal, $16 state, smooth and easy wizard interface

Sure. Why not. I can’t fail out of college twice

a big FUCK YOU too the spam numbers that called me TWICE during my attempted lunch break nap

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

you know i got an assortment

it is survivor night in america

my body is being very normal about sleep lately so hey west coast what's up

roses are red this premise is shit

myst: dad game donkey kong country: mom game kirby's dream course: grandma game, somehow [decades pass] dream daddy: cousin game

big dumb boy mode

trying to sit outside and enjoy the rain but it smells like someone's burning trash out here

well shit now i know where the chef at the anderson casino worked in high school

i love LOVE it when a client is big mad about something and i look and they haven't paid their bill yum yum yum bye bitch

It would be much more acceptable to me, is to find a job smoking blunts

J at work says cool beans all the time and i haven't heard anyone else say that phrase in like 20 years

favorite aunt sent me some stickers

kick-ass (2010) was a pretty fun movie

let's play: cool ways It could happen colon sucked out by air force one toilet

am are is was were be being been have has had do does did shall will should would may might must can could ought to have to having

just spontaneously remembered the customer service phone number for cox communications in phoenix, a number i had to call so often i am tortured by it 18 years later

working on something

powerful Howard shape

thought i heard an ice cream truck. eminent disappointment to find out it was just the muffled sound of something scott's watching on tv

anyway i woke Howard up