everyone's talking about that hot new indy sound my car started making

you can tell how much a state believes in the government project by whether they emboss their license plates or not (Indiana does not. Do with that what you will)

nothing gets clients in a better mood than talking about the weather, no matter how pissy they started out in the call. they fuckin love that shit yum yum yum let's talk snow babyyyyy

Howard what shape is this buddy

extremely good labeler here. pic is only a fraction of the good labels @shadowbanner.bsky.social

this vape is like the end of a tube of toothpaste where there's only a little left so you buy a new tube but that last little bit takes weeks to actually run out

on the eastside it was the carpeted van with the pink floyd dark side of the moon proudly emblazoned

[remoting into ur computer] oh gross

(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.

(Nervously watching my coffee getting closer and closer to room temperature) I should drink this now, it's getting pretty cold. (Guy about to invent ice coffee, unwavering) Colder.

pretending all my clients at work are just pokemon who have little tasks for me to do

real indy stew heads know

someone giving u a soup and a sandwich is one of the best things that can happen to u in this life

[Sade voice 🎵]

it's incredibly insulting when i'm reading a reddit thread i really relate to about being bipolar and some asshole comes in declaring their other mental illness is anything like it bro not everything is about or for you

that's right you better play dirty work

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

JAVIER BARDEM SAID FREE PALESTINE

fully prepared to become kpop demon hunters pilled

oh you KNOW i belted out kiss from a rose just now

ok but devil wears prada 2 WILL fix me

jesus christ barbara is still going

we love an overnight tornado watch

imo fuck sean penn

¿por qué no los dos?

noooo i fell asleep on the couch thus robbing myself of precious weekend time, sunday scaries level critical

Brother Boki and Sister Priya

gm

that's right

You can't blame Max Landis for being the way he is. He had a helicopter parent

he's just a babyyyyyyy

got the cutest little sazerac

butt trial

Cat Pix

god pokopia is so goddamn good i am a notorious Video Game Explorer and i am still finding whole new areas in levels i thought i'd exhausted

priya posting

ah,

dad's out of surgery, in the recovery room right now. the surgeon did a motion with his hands like a guy telling his buddies how big the fish he caught was, then he said dad instantly lost about eight pounds by getting the kidney and tumor out. size of a largemouth bass i reckon

holy shit

well they moved up my dad's surgery as we were driving to the hospital so i didn't get to see him before he went in. the surgery will take 3 hours and then recovery room before we can see him. we decided to stop to get lunch and kill some time

it is once again and always time to watch this on full volume

i am not fucking around when i say we are constantly getting free food at work from people's catered meeting leftovers

J at work is listening to a video at full volume that says you shouldn't eat meat because jeffrey epstein is still alive and he has a contract with ICE that harvests human detainees for meat (and hair but it is unclear what the warning is for that one)

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

at all major retailers

hillary clinton suck my dick bitch

i wish i were playing pokopia right now instead of sitting in my car vaping in the work parking lot in the rain while on hold with our mortgage servicer, who is fighting with our homeowners insurer