UFC fighting ring on WH lawn: I am the ultimate depiction of how Trump has cheapened our national image. Nothing will ever usurp me. No longer reflecting pool: Hold my water.

Dumb men create bad times. Smart people burn themselves out to solve problem created by dumb men. Dumb men say "see, it wasn't a problem after all".

The replies to our #PrideMonth posts on that-other-site:

They keep telling everyone just how mentally weak and emotionally vulnerable they think their supporters are, but it keeps working because they're right.

As summer comes barreling in this year, take a moment to prepare your defenses against the onslaught of cargo shorts haters with this handy guide: www.bullshido.net/in-defense-o...

The number of homophobes who follow these gay men will always be baffling. 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride month to these losers.

90% of Manosphere content be like...

Sorry, Monkey boy.

Another band drops out of Freedom 250, wow!

Reply of the Week goes to us, actually.

Fuck this shit.

Meanwhile, on Facebook...

But we thought "cOmEDy wAs LEgaL aGaiN". Hashtag: snowflakes

Dudes still doing everything but going to therapy.

Kyle Rittenhouse is in the hospital after being bitten by a spider. Does anyone know if there's a GoFundMe? For the spider.

Is this how you use the word "cucks" in a sentence?

The fact that all these accounts rushed to post basically the same thing in the wake of the incident isn't evidence of a conspiracy, but it sure as fuck is a solid data point.

Reminder:

Just saying, if vaccines could be transmitted sexually, that would solve a lot of overlapping problems. Discuss.

Radio host Mandy Connell reached about "Cajun Karate" since the son of the style's founder and practitioner himself, Victor Marx, is running for Governor of Colorado. We shared some of our archived investigation notes on "Keichu-Do" dating back 20 years. koacolorado.iheart.com/featured/man...

And those people vote more than you.

It really sucks that the strongest supporters of the second amendment are the dumbest dudes you went to high school with.

Education: because stupidity is never as painful to the stupid as it is to the rest of us.

Guy throwing the (unfortunately terrible) punch should now be called Sneako. Rules are rules.

The denizens of the Internet have gone from being microbiologists, epidemiologist, and immunologists to becoming overnight experts in Ukranian history, the economics of oil supertankers and now the rather niche area of solo Arctic canoe tripping.

The "sunscreen CAUSES skin cancer" conspiracy is so stupid that it has to be a conspiracy to get stupid people to unalive themselves with skin cancer.

It's two-thousand and fucking twenty twenty six, and people are still falling for this bullshit.

The biggest threat to any democracy is its dumbest voter.

Let's be honest: if it was the Queer of Hormuz, Trump would have already nuked it.

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All of these people are just, so, fucking, stupid.

Chat, on a scale from "gaping" to "canoe", how bad is this "shotgun disarm"?

Happy Easter, to those who celebrate.

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

Peculiar.

"It's unlikely that he would've been able to, given Waffle House's sealing jutsu," said Hiruzen Sarutobi, who holds the Sandaime Chair of Ninjutsu Studies at Leaf University. "But some Sharingan users have been able to use unconventional space-time techniques, so we can't rule it out."

Journalism is fucking dead.

We're kind of a dumb species, but that's ok.

This sucks and is wrong and makes this site worse. Please don’t do this shit.

Bro skipped Library Day.

Hah! I just mentioned missing the Bullshido forums when it sounded like MarkWayne had made up his BJJ black belt and MMA credentials

less talk about cold plunges and jawlines, more building your wife a table and your kids a playset

related, "I don't need vaccines, I have an immune system" is the public health version of "I don't need to train, shit starts and I see red bro"

And somehow these are the same guys who acted all scandalized when women chose bear

Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.

The number of people who didn't know that Chuck Norris was an asshole just shows how much more powerful memes are, than news.

look say whatever you want about Chuck Norris but Walker, Texas Ranger was among the most unhinged, feel good gifts of the 1990s

Episode 62 of The Art of Fighting BS podcast is out now, wherever weirdos like you listen to podcasts. Highlights include how to have empathy for ex-MAGA people, and how to solve the nuisance streamer and homeless problem simultaneously.

This article shouldn’t be necessary but here we are. No matter who you are, you know at least one person who needs to hear this.

Sadly, only one of these ever ends with a hilarious beating.