Had to work off some stress after today’s game

Him and Sumrall going to have a “I hate this win” off

I stopped watching and we won You’re welcome

I do not understand why Georgia Tech cannot put together the world’s most OK defense with any kind of consistency. It’s like we just have to be trash.

Blake Gideon is fucking useless

I am gonna make myself feel better by also pretending we left the TE uncovered because we knew he was ineligible

I think Malik is healthy again

YOU CAN FUCKING DO BOTH!!!!!!

Haven’t fixed the YAC problem on defense it seems

Go home Pitt and Notre Dame you’re drunk

Can we say Nuzzi looks like Temu Laura Loomer or is that taking it too far?

Trying to teach her young

We need @matt-levine.bsky.social’s “certificate of dumb investment“, but for sports parlays

Yeah we knuckin' and buckin' and ready to fight.

If my eyebrows could have risen any higher as we were going through our eldest's ADHD diagnosis, they would have been on the fucking moon

My hot take for Saturday is that one of the worst early offenders for spreading this was Bill Simmons and his overpriced liberal arts degree having ass

PR training is to tell these kids to respond with “math much, bitch?” whenever somebody brings up their parlay

Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo

Honest to god my favorite thing about TikTok is that I get my last post and then I get this

“Did he say making fuck?”

What’s a bit that makes you laugh every time you see it?

it's like if an end of day roller hot dog was a person

My boy has been cursed with Z’Dar chin

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Well I would have originally said you didn't need safety glasses for a single nail, but in this instance I am glad he has them on

"I was woo'ed by a man that sounds like he gargles liquid asphalt and looks like he was left in the oven too long and the only thing that can fix me now is a Cheesy Gordita Crunch"

There’s a reason Jack in the Box will sell you a chicken sandwich with queso and an onion ring on it. Ok, there are two reasons, but one of them is for people who’ve just had their hearts broken.

Our political/journalist elites are people that haver never eaten $20 worth of Taco Bell after having their hearts broken and it shows

“Is that your John Wayne? Is this me?”

You don't want a football program. You want a PROGRUM. IN order to do that, you're going to have to hire a FOOTBALL OAF. And @channel6.bsky.social is here to help you find one for your team. ($$) channel-6.ghost.io/hire-a-footb...

I think we have to grade these on the nearly 50 year old white guy curve (mostly because I don't think these are super work anymore) Race is a social construct Gender is a social construct Sex work is work Housing, food, and healthcare are human rights

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I think I'll go with "I'm just glad we can all be here together to celebrate Thanksgiving, just like Trump and Epstein in 2017"

Can You Feel The Love Below

Who is going and wants my drink tickets? Reply here or find the one dude in a Georgia Tech Hockey sweater at the event

“I’d give anything for A&M football to have a great season!”

oh shit forgot i had this flic from backstage at msg this summer. pretty much the only politician i wouldn’t be embarrassed to know. “we’ll see if he can run the city tho” yeah yeah same with any mayor that’s the gig. having a genuinely good dude try is a big step up from these previous fucks.

I swear to Christ that not enough of this people had somebody just go "that's dumb" in their best Ricky Bobby voice at exactly the right time in their lives

Can I tell you about somebody else divine who got rebooted

Having money's not everything, not having it is

As somebody that has done both “poor and depressed” and “financially comfortable and depressed”, the latter involved significantly less suicidal ideation

Money doesn't remove the human condition, but it sure as shit makes it a lot easier

The best TV intro ever and also the most misleading advertisement for a place I’ve ever seen youtu.be/dEjXPY9jOx8?...

This technically about food, but it can be about a lot more than that

“This is my MAHA moment and not an untreated trauma response to having a mother that was an addict” I say VP of the whole fucking United States’aly

A second order effect here is maybe more people learn just how fucking dull the rich and powerful in this country are