Lebron to Elon after his 69th straight bucket

90% of protesters: "Who's Jane Fonda?" Because they're all under the age of 40.

The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Dibs

Hell yeah www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

Good morning @sickoscommittee.org

they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk

- win lottery -buy media rights to the Braves -put all Braves games on TBS. - become ATL legend on par with OutKast and The Wolfman.

DRAFT HAYNES KING

🎵🎵 I'm a the B-1-G, I'm at the FogoDeChao, I'm at the combination B-1-G and FogoDeChao"

Thats the leader of the asshole ski kids who want to tear down the community center in an 80s movie, and he races the new kid to see if they keep the community center open or it becomes his dad's new car dealership or something

Teddy Fuxshit

"when the South actually has a good idea..." Fuck. You.

🚮 nepo baby Shrek

WTAF HOW DID THIS GO UP $0.25 OVERNIGHT?!?

What is your Star Trek project that only you would love? Fundamentals of Starship Design and Theory Through History. A history show about how starship design has changed, with break downs of important classes for multiple civilizations/species and a look into how culture impacts design choices.

I should call them (and place an order)

RIP Pirate. You are missed

My sister asked me to print this chain for my nephew. I said my printer was broken, but really I was just sad that it exists and didnt want to print it on principal

How I look reading your posts:

Good morning @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Good morning Verb, wherever you are

happy World Toilet Day to all who celebrate.

“One word: electrons”

Should be higher...

#skycards Platinum with no glow

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

Nothing better

I fixed it. It was the dumbest fix ever. I set up an inverse tacyhon field and reversed the polarity while introducing a negative ion helium field matrix, then whacked it with a hyperspanner. It was right infront of me the whole time. I'm a hell of an engineer.

- unjams/fixes disposal - disposal no long responds to on/off switch Huh Interesting

Lane Kiffin to the Giants, calling it now

the diaper pokemon

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

POP-TART FILLING FOR THE POP-TART GOD.

BRÜTAL

If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction

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Any teachers out there? Ramping this back up again and figured I would advertise. I am on the National Weather Service National School Outreach Team. We are composed of various NWS meteorologists across the country that give school talks about the weather. We can use just about any online platform.

Bear Grylls once got "accidentally" stung by a jelly fish to get Mel B from the Spice Girls to pee on him. No joke

All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at www.weirdal.com/tour

The Athletic has Tech missing the playoffs but going to the Pop-Tart Bowl. I'm disappointed, but I can accept that

Mercer beats Auburn Auburn beats Bama Mercer has a transitive win over Bama, Bama is knocked out of playoffs, GT has a greater chance of getting in....

ATL people: bowling league registration is up for Jan! Wed or Thur nights. I know a couple ppl were interested last time. Who wants to join the Commentariat team? @billh.bsky.social @streetlightlily.bsky.social @socratesjohnson.bsky.social @glitterburrito.bsky.social ?

Dear Hinge, is there a setting where you can stop showing me women totally out of my league? Thanks.

The only show I want to see about the Supreme Court is an adaptation of Christopher Buckley's "Supreme Courtship", which is hilarious en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme...

TROGDOR STRIKES AGAIN!

Goal is to be posting a pic like this 3 times a week at minimum. Timed it, I currently have a sub 20 second 25 l yard freestyle going all out. My personal best, which I will probably never get to again, was a sub 25 second 50 free. My slow, fat ass has a lot of work to do