🎵🎵if you wanna be my Oma You gotta help me ascend Help me live forever Energy never ends If you wanna be my Oma You have got to give For if the meal is cooked The candle was already lit🎵🎵

Y'all need to hear this. Toad is a certified Rap God. He's better than Snoop.

"I miss the days when I could get pure, artisnal, American made Meth, from a real American."

Hitler. Louis.

Mmmm... Chicken shaped ice cream

The war with the Gorn is not just for ourselves but a service we're providing for the entire Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #Sisko197

www.maptap.gg March 7 93🏆 100🎯 88🎉 97🔥 99🎯 Final score: 957

CIA ass airplane. Who owns it? Cargo Aircraft Management, Inc of Delaware. Thats a fake ass company name.

1999 was the best year for movies. Fight Club. The Matrix. Office Space. Election. The Blair Witch Project. The Sixth Sense. Being John Malkovich. The Phantom Menace. American Beauty. The Virgin Suicides. Boys Don’t Cry. Galaxy Quest. Three Kings. Magnolia. Theres a book about it a.co/d/05nfkkxs

nothing like a saturday of labor day weekend newsdump, but no time like the present: I wrote a book, and it’s available for pre-purchase! linktr.ee/artbutmakeit...

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

#StarTrekENT "It Came From The Factory" Hoshi's blueberry cheesecake is revealed to be an Andorian spy sent to find out why T'Pol isn't returning Shran's calls. In between burps, Phlox claims to not know anything about the other spy. Musical guest: Fountains Of Wayne. #EstelleGettyTrekMovies

Me: sends message saying hi, happy Friday, any plans for the weekend. Just trying to start a conversation Her: unmatches Lol. Oh well

All I see

Could I do this in game with a sniper rifle? No. Give me an RPG though, and I'll hit a dude in the face from across the map.

Skillz

**Me, opening Hinge to see I got a message for the first time in 2 months**

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social The Pizza of a Carpenter

Got my pop-up thunderstorm too! With some LOUD thunder and the sweet sweet smell of petrichor

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

If you roll your eyes when a billionaire CEO does an unintended public humiliation ritual, but then cheer when other billionaire CEOs uncreatively compete to outdo him to sell you things, you're probably also entertained by watching someone jingle keys in front of you. Please eat arbys products

nuqneH de'wi'.

"Ok Kate, we want you to use a cell phone, but make it look like you're using a phone booth!"

I knew it. Tom Paris got kicked out of Starfleet for stealing office supplies.

There will be no deal with the Gorn except UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! After that, we will work to make the Gorn Hegemony bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. 'MAKE GORN GREAT AGAIN!' Thank you for your attention to this matter! President Gul Dukat. #StarTrek #Sisko197

Shohei Ohtani's grand slam, as called in Japan:

Just another example of why M*A*S*H is evergreen.

I'm not great at pinball, is there a more relaxed version?

www.maptap.gg March 6 94🏅 95🏅 96🔥 91🏆 90👑 Final score: 924

I IS COMFYS

Still loving new Scrubs

*smashes through a glass window* attn: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and all other interested parties I just learned via serious professional journalism that the womens soccer coach at the university of toledo is named MARK BATMAN utrockets.com/sports/women...

Making lunch plans

One was in the Navy and then was a mason (actually worked in masonry, not the secret society). The other worked for NHSTA and helped write car safety legislation.

A whole lot of boys grew up into men that traded Steve from Blue Clues for Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro. There is always time to trade back

Need to turn on double tap. I was zooming in on the 4th one when it thought I clicked it. www.maptap.gg March 5 96🔥 99🎯 99🎯 87🎉 86🎓 Final score: 912

Do you live between Gainesville, FL and Houston? Cause there is a TASK.

HOUND 3 (Johns Creek): She is also fully vetted, paid no attention to the cats in the office and was afraid of a rabbit 😭 Also 2 years old. Since they were abandoned, we don’t know the extent to which either of them have been house/crate trained, but if I can answer any other questions, holler 🧡

HOUNDS 2 & 3: currently without names, both here in Georgia, one in a shelter in Carroll County and one being vetted in Johns Creek. Here’s the situation: I can realistically only take one of them home with me right now. Rehab is progressing but I still can’t walk great, and hounds are ACTIVE.

Hey is anybody else wracked with despair and up for some hero shit (canine edition) 👀 Because I’d like to see if we can try and get three (3) ABTCR hounds into new homes this weekend 🧵 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Lou Holtz died fightingirish.com/lou-holtz-le...