Its official

Sometimes, the Muse calls and you must do as she commands

Are yall familiar with the Subaru Forester Ultimate Customization Kit Special? Thats right SUBARU FUCKS youtu.be/ToKLaxX4wvk?...

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social to answer your Single Wing (sub to Phantom Island) audience question: I've got several jobs off Linkedin.

Damn, I'm looking for one with inauthentic details

There’s an alternate version of each that includes turquoise and gold, and hints that those colors might be part of a future expanded palette. 👀 Full release here: goaztecs.com/glyphs

San Diego State announces 3 new “glyphs” to be used as secondary athletic logos. These were adapted from the Aztec Piedra del Sol by artists from Mexico and Mesoamerican scholars.

Lookin like a background alien in DS9

RIP EA

it’s time

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

Good, kids suck. This is the only King I recognize.

Fire.

ITS ALWAYS BEEN A BAD THING

Rumor is Under Armor is taking over as apparel partner for GT next year. Hope its true, I have not been happy with Adidas' selection. Currently, there are 7 GT options on their website.

There's only 1 rule at Waffle House: Don't be a dick, and if you do, be prepared to throw hands.

And now, your moment of Zen

Would love to see the ACC version of this. Because you know there's one asshole who drinks tea. (It's Dabo)

Rotten Tomatoes made a "25 movies of the last 25 years" list, and somehow Fury Road took first. I don't understand how people love this movie so much. It was just okay, with some really good practical special effects, but otherwise was pretty boring.

Y'all act like you never took middle school health

@glitterburrito.bsky.social wanted to make sure you were aware of this feverup.com/m/471905?srs...

Will ICE get paid during the shutdown? Will they get the ridiculous perks ($50k sign on bonuses and student loan forgiveness)? Asking out of pure ignorance and potentially excitement.

He's baaaaaaaack......and he's interested in happy endings @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

New in the @duffelblog.com shop. It even comes in military green, so you can wear it under your uniform during Operation Ending Freedom in a city near you. shop.duffelblog.com/products/ope...

Every single one of them had to fly commercial, with promise of reimbursement as the government's about to shut down.

Reports say Denise Humperdink is targeted to replace her

Pleased to report that Stargate Atlantis holds up really well

1: not a great grid. Kira's too high, no Dax/Word/Bashir/Garak/Data/Geordi/Riker, and why is the kid from Prodigy on there? 2: give me 2 Mariners and a Quark, and we'll own this galaxy in 2 weeks, maybe less

**checks calendar** Oh shit, someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong

Good morning, @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Syracuse football is too relevant now to mute the word "Orange"

We're looking at the domestic

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

I don't even know what this means. The Tico, Arleigh Burke, and the new Constellation frigate are sexy as hell

When I left for my doctor's appointment at 7:30, gas prices near me were around $2.60. On my way back from the doctor, it had jumped 30 cents.

Patton would have seen right through these dipshits.

HEGSETH, smirking: And that’s why I think battlefield logistics are for sissies *no applause, but several three star generals can be heard texting journalists*

Clankers aren't people.

"... And they were shipmates" "OMG THEY WERE SHIPMATES"

DIABETUS

I hope someone texts them with the below before their meeting "I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic"

the amount of time it took me to realize it's because he was a vampire, and not because it has a cereal connection to Demeter was way too long

Man is about to Fuck Around And Find Out with the Walt Disney Company and the Nintendo Corporation