#StarTrekDS9 "Light Through A Window Of Grief" Ezri goes an unsanctioned mission when she discovers Section 31 is holding the unborn baby of Jadzia and Worf. Dukat, on the run from a Pah Wraith extended warranty scam, hides under Kira’s bed. Vorta: Larry David.

#StarTrekDS9 "Wrongs Darker Than Death" A journalism tip leads Jake to disturbing clues about his father, the Romulans, Garak, and the Dominion War. Meanwhile, Dax finds Worf's high school yearbook to discover he was a band geek. Vorta: Jamie Farr.

#StarTrekDS9 "Wrongs Darker Than Death" A journalism tip leads Jake to disturbing clues about his father, the Romulans, Garak, and the Dominion War. Meanwhile, Dax finds Worf's high school yearbook to discover he was a band geek. Vorta: Jamie Farr.

#StarTrekENT "The God Builders" Enterprise is captured in orbit by a civilization working to create their own god using the ship as a power source. To free Hoshi's new couch from the transporter buffer, Travis suggests they pivot. Musical guest: The Corrs.

#StarTrekENT "The God Builders" Enterprise is captured in orbit by a civilization working to create their own god using the ship as a power source. To free Hoshi's new couch from the transporter buffer, Travis suggests they pivot. Musical guest: The Corrs.

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#StarTrekTNG "The Scalpel's Truth" Dr. Pulaski faces a court martial over her use of a medicine that was recently banned by the Federation to save Picard’s life. Geordi must answer the warp core troll’s riddles, or Data will die. Transporter chief: Mel Brooks.

#StarTrekTNG "The Scalpel's Truth" Dr. Pulaski faces a court martial over her use of a medicine that was recently banned by the Federation to save Picard’s life. Geordi must answer the warp core troll’s riddles, or Data will die. Transporter chief: Mel Brooks.

I enjoyed "Subspace Rhapsody" but give me the episode where Riker and Troi are trapped in the pencil sketch dimension. Data: Trek onnnn meeeeee Geordi and Reg: Trek! On! Me! Data: Trek meeee onnnnnn Geordi and Reg: Trek! On! Me! Data: I'll be gone, in a day or twooooooooo Worf: *jazz hands*

#StarTrekTNG "When Reginald Met Laren" Barclay and Ro get off on the wrong foot when they're assigned to investigate the fate of an abandoned Bajoran shuttlecraft. Worf gets a ghost candle girlfriend (Carrie Fisher). Transporter chief: Nick Offerman.

Look what I found at my local vintage toy store! The Star Trek The Next Generation Chief O'Brien Transporter Simulator Portable Arcade Game! New In Box! #StarTrekTNG #90sCollectables

If you see this, post an Archer

#StarTrekTNG "When Reginald Met Laren" Barclay and Ro get off on the wrong foot when they're assigned to investigate the fate of an abandoned Bajoran shuttlecraft. Worf gets a ghost candle girlfriend (Carrie Fisher). Transporter chief: Nick Offerman.

#StarTrekTNG "Multitudes" Riker begins to experience hallucinations from his time joined to a Trill symbiont and all of its lifetimes. Data puts off studying the human capacity for procrastination then nails it at the last minute. Transporter chief: Jimmie Walker.

#StarTrekTNG "Multitudes" Riker begins to experience hallucinations from his time joined to a Trill symbiont and all of its lifetimes. Data puts off studying the human capacity for procrastination then nails it at the last minute. Transporter chief: Jimmie Walker.

#StarTrekTNG "The Naturals" The Enterprise joins fellow explorers, whose bio-fields emit organic warp energy, on a rescue mission. Jean-Luc discovers one toot on his Ressikan flute sends him to a far away land! Transporter chief: Jeff Beck.

#StarTrekTNG "The Naturals" The Enterprise joins fellow explorers, whose bio-fields emit organic warp energy, on a rescue mission. Jean-Luc discovers one toot on his Ressikan flute sends him to a far away land! Transporter chief: Jeff Beck.

#StarTrekDS9 "The Leader" When a pathogen ravages an alien colony, Dr. Bashir takes a stand against the local government’s indifference to the crisis. Ezri’s new “Save The Tribbles” campaign troubles Worf. Vorta: Bruce Campbell.

#StarTrekDS9 "The Leader" When a pathogen ravages an alien colony, Dr. Bashir takes a stand against the local government’s indifference to the crisis. Ezri’s new “Save The Tribbles” campaign troubles Worf. Vorta: Bruce Campbell.

#StarTrekTNG "The Inner Voice" It's a diplomatic crisis when Data's neural net is damaged causing him to voice his thoughts unfiltered. While intimate with a Vulcan, Riker learns their safe word is unpronounceable. Transporter chief: Cyndi Lauper.

#StarTrekTNG "The Inner Voice" It's a diplomatic crisis when Data's neural net is damaged causing him to voice his thoughts unfiltered. While intimate with a Vulcan, Riker learns their safe word is unpronounceable. Transporter chief: Cyndi Lauper.

#StarTrekTNG "Fallout" The Enterprise is sent to investigate after a long range probe detects illegal weapons tests. After losing a first contact bet, Riker must shave his hair and beard to match Worf. Transporter chief: Phylicia Rashad.

“Please, Commander, it does not look as good as it does on me.”

I know it's early, but

#StarTrekTNG "Fallout" The Enterprise is sent to investigate after a long range probe detects illegal weapons tests. After losing a first contact bet, Riker must shave his hair and beard to match Worf. Transporter chief: Phylicia Rashad.

Me, as I sit slack-jawed in the theater watching all the body horror in Star Trek First Contact, to director Jonathan Frakes:

#StarTrekVOY "Rules Were Made To Be Assimilated" After an attack leaves the crew incapacitated, Seven chooses to defend Voyager with Borg tactics. Meanwhile, a cynical probability field makes a transwarp phased cloaking device appear and then spontaneously self destruct.

#StarTrekVOY "Rules Were Made To Be Assimilated" After an attack leaves the crew incapacitated, Seven chooses to defend Voyager with Borg tactics. Meanwhile, a cynical probability field makes a transwarp phased cloaking device appear and then spontaneously self destruct.

#StarTrekTNG "Thicker Than Water" The Enterprise is sent into a volatile situation after a Starfleet admiral defects to a shadow government. Geordi's new Schrödinger's Tricorder may or may not have disturbing news about Spot. Transporter chief: Barry Manilow.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

And now a deleted scene from "Star Trek: The Original Series" #StarTrek

#StarTrekTNG "Thicker Than Water" The Enterprise is sent into a volatile situation after a Starfleet admiral defects to a shadow government. Geordi's new Schrödinger's Tricorder may or may not have disturbing news about Spot. Transporter chief: Barry Manilow.

#StarTrekTNG "Adaptation" Data must establish diplomatic relations with a species reliant on a faulty AI. It's Beverly's lucky day when a crazy hot dignitary slash leotard model reveals he has a thing for tap dancers. Transporter chief: Clifton Collins Jr.

#StarTrekTNG "Adaptation" Data must establish diplomatic relations with a species reliant on a faulty AI. It's Beverly's lucky day when a crazy hot dignitary slash leotard model reveals he has a thing for tap dancers. Transporter chief: Clifton Collins Jr.

#StarTrekTNG "Pride Of The Fleet" The Enterprise assists in the launch of the U.S.S. Venture, a Galaxy class starship with heavy armaments. Riker realizes too late he forgot to pack his EPS to USB charging cable. Transporter chief: Helen Hunt.

And now a deleted scene from "Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan" #StarTrek

#StarTrekTNG "Pride Of The Fleet" The Enterprise assists in the launch of the U.S.S. Venture, a Galaxy class starship with heavy armaments. Riker realizes too late he forgot to pack his EPS to USB charging cable. Transporter chief: Helen Hunt.

#StarTrekENT "Silent Sonata" Aliens invite Enterprise to their home planet for first contact, against T'Pol's warning. Meanwhile, Malcolm blows up a nebula when a giant space hand tricks him into pulling its finger. Musical guest: Jimmy Eat World.

And now a deleted scene from "Star Trek III: The Search For Spock"

#StarTrekENT "Silent Sonata" Aliens invite Enterprise to their home planet for first contact, against T'Pol's warning. Meanwhile, Malcolm blows up a nebula when a giant space hand tricks him into pulling its finger. Musical guest: Jimmy Eat World.

#StarTrekTNG "The Historian" The Enterprise encounters a planet where history’s most important people have been recreated, including Tasha Yar. Deanna discovers Mr. Homn has a call-in therapy show. Transporter chief: Peter Dinklage.

And now a deleted scene from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" #StarTrek

#StarTrekTNG "The Historian" The Enterprise encounters a planet where history’s most important people have been recreated, including Tasha Yar. Deanna discovers Mr. Homn has a call-in therapy show. Transporter chief: Peter Dinklage.

#StarTrekVOY "Bridging The Divide" The Doctor experiments with a holo-neural link that would allow telepathic contact between holograms and Vulcans. The Borg Queen shows up with one of Neelix’s Mother’s Day All-You-Can-Eat Family gift certificates.

#StarTrekVOY "Bridging The Divide" The Doctor experiments with a holo-neural link that would allow telepathic contact between holograms and Vulcans. The Borg Queen shows up with one of Neelix’s Mother’s Day All-You-Can-Eat Family gift certificates.

#StarTrekDS9 "Fallen Souls" Fearing a Changeling infiltration, Starfleet orders Sisko to hunt down the U.S.S. Enterprise-E. Meanwhile, after getting a new trench coat, Rom investigate mysteries that are unsolved. Vorta: Michael J. Fox.

#StarTrekDS9 "Fallen Souls" Fearing a Changeling infiltration, Starfleet orders Sisko to hunt down the U.S.S. Enterprise-E. Meanwhile, after getting a new trench coat, Rom investigate mysteries that are unsolved. Vorta: Michael J. Fox.

I knew it! #Spock #StarTrek

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