#MicroTreks Kes’s eyes widened. “Is that how you feel?” “Look, it’s not that I think we should update the Federation dictionary or anything,” Tom replies. “But—yeah. Sure. He’s alive.” “He’s a hologram,” B’Elanna adds after washing her bite down with a glass of water. “Is that all?” Kes asks. 1/

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#StarTrek #EverybodyLovesMartok Alexander is embarrassed when Worf takes him back to school shopping at “Admiral Ross - Dress Uniform For less” and asks Kurn to take him to Federation Eagle instead, infuriating Worf. Meanwhile, Martok struggles to cast his triCorder 17 Pro to the main view screen.

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#StarTrekDS9 "And I Did Not Speak Out." On the eve of a Federation vote to censure a member world’s criticism of The Dominion, Sisko reaches out for help from a reluctant refugee of the Nazi state on the planet Ekos. Isak: Richard Evans. Melakon: Skip Homeier.

#StarTrekDS9 "And I Did Not Speak Out." On the eve of a Federation vote to censure a member world’s criticism of The Dominion, Sisko reaches out for help from a reluctant refugee of the Nazi state on the planet Ekos. Isak: Richard Evans. Melakon: Skip Homeier.

#StarTrek #WhatIf… Kirk Met A Different Greek God? When the Enterprise is captured by a gigantic energy field shaped like a hand, Kirk & co. beam down to Pollux IV where they meet Prometheus, still tortured by Zeus. The titan offers to bring new technology to humanity if they set him free…

#StarTrekDS9 "Illusion Of Choice" Dax and the Defiant are caught in a temporal loop that may be caused by an advanced alien presence. Worf, infected by spores that elicit reckless adolescent behavior, tries to get the crew to go streaking. Vorta: Bernie Sanders. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrekVOY "Honor And Sacrifice" An anomaly threatens to destroy Voyager and a lone crewman volunteers to sacrifice himself to save the crew. Meanwhile, Voyager sends hologram versions of Neelix and Tuvok to Starfleet Command with predictable results. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrek #WhatIf… Jellico, leader of the Maquis? At the end of the Cardassian War, Jellico’s family is killed during a botched Federation withdrawal. Overcome by rage and grief, he turns to his only chance for justice: a ragtag group who will do anything to keep what little remains of their lives.

#StarTrek #WhatIf… Jellico, leader of the Maquis? At the end of the Cardassian War, Jellico’s family is killed during a botched Federation withdrawal. Overcome by rage and grief, he turns to his only chance for justice: a ragtag group who will do anything to keep what little remains of their lives.

#StarTrekENT "This Will Crack You Up" Trip’s team-building game of Nerf gets out of hand and damages the warp core, releasing anti-tachyon radiation that causes Chef’s supply of eggs to become sentient and tell terrible dad yokes. Musical guest: Wheatus. #StarTrekDay

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky #StarTrek #StarTrekSarekAndAmandaSolveMysteriesSeries #StarTrekDS9B5Crossover #StarTrekSavedByTheAlert #StarTrekArcherButHeBodyLeapsIntoOtherTrekCharacters #StarTrekBetterCallTPol #StarTrekBabiesAndOdoIsTheirNanny #StarTrekLwaxanaDaytimeTalkShow

#StarTrek #WhatIf… Kirk Met A Different Greek God? When the Enterprise is captured by a gigantic energy field shaped like a hand, Kirk & co. beam down to Pollux IV where they meet Prometheus, still tortured by Zeus. The titan offers to bring new technology to humanity if they set him free…

#StarTrek #WhatIf… Jake Became The Emissary To The Prophets? As Ben Sisko prepares to take command of #DS9, Jake struggles to cope with the loss of his mother. When his emotions reach a crisis, he is visited by mysterious aliens who reveal the young boy’s great purpose and destiny to the Bajorans.

#StarTrek #WhatIf… Jake Became The Emissary To The Prophets? As Ben Sisko prepares to take command of #DS9, Jake struggles to cope with the loss of his mother. When his emotions reach a crisis, he is visited by mysterious aliens who reveal the young boy’s great purpose and destiny to the Bajorans.

#StarTrek #EverybodyLovesMartok Alexander is embarrassed when Worf takes him back to school shopping at “Admiral Ross - Dress Uniform For less” and asks Kurn to take him to Federation Eagle instead, infuriating Worf. Meanwhile, Martok struggles to cast his triCorder 17 Pro to the main view screen.

#StarTrekTOS "The Believers Of Gozan" The Enterprise becomes trapped in a pocket universe that causes the crew to believe in a God-like being. Yeoman Rand smuggles a dissident tribble in her beehive hair. Crewman in red shirt: Peter Sellers. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrek #Riker2Riker “The Sexy Moves Of Murder” To investigate the murder of an exotic club owner, Will and Tom go undercover as dancers, but soon discover their prime suspect is the club’s sexy non-binary star. Deanna steals the Defiant and engages a Borg Hypercube to stop their invasion of

#StarTrekTNG "The Oath" When Dr. Selar is accused of malpractice, Dr. Crusher violates a direct order and defends her. Ro and Barclay unearth a cursed paw that traps their consciousness in Riker’s beard. Transporter chief: Harry Connick Jr.

#StarTrekTNG "The Oath" When Dr. Selar is accused of malpractice, Dr. Crusher violates a direct order and defends her. Ro and Barclay unearth a cursed paw that traps their consciousness in Riker’s beard. Transporter chief: Harry Connick Jr.

#StarTrekDS9 "Divergence" Sisko is visited by a Prophet who warns him of an uncontrollable divergence in his future with dire consequences for the galaxy. Jadzia and Dax fight over her snoring and its spasming during their sleep. Vorta: Fran Drescher.

#StarTrekDS9 "Divergence" Sisko is visited by a Prophet who warns him of an uncontrollable divergence in his future with dire consequences for the galaxy. Jadzia and Dax fight over her snoring and its spasming during their sleep. Vorta: Fran Drescher.

I watch Star Trek for the plot

#StarTrekTNG "Insanity Plea" Dr. Crusher and Worf investigate a dignitary, and find their conclusions at odds. Picard is sent to mediate an insurgency on a desert planet known for making a kind of spice. Transporter chief: Henry Thomas.

#StarTrekTNG "Insanity Plea" Dr. Crusher and Worf investigate a dignitary, and find their conclusions at odds. Picard is sent to mediate an insurgency on a desert planet known for making a kind of spice. Transporter chief: Henry Thomas.

#StarTrekTNG "The Ascendants" The Enterprise encounters a star system with no gravitational field and a mysterious race who guard its secret. A temporal computer virus transforms all alerts into Ye Olde Text. Transporter chief: Martin Freeman. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrekTOS "The Believers Of Gozan" The Enterprise becomes trapped in a pocket universe that causes the crew to believe in a God-like being. Yeoman Rand smuggles a dissident tribble in her beehive hair. Crewman in red shirt: Peter Sellers. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrekENT "This Will Crack You Up" Trip’s team-building game of Nerf gets out of hand and damages the warp core, releasing anti-tachyon radiation that causes Chef’s supply of eggs to become sentient and tell terrible dad yokes. Musical guest: Wheatus. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrekVOY "Honor And Sacrifice" An anomaly threatens to destroy Voyager and a lone crewman volunteers to sacrifice himself to save the crew. Meanwhile, Voyager sends hologram versions of Neelix and Tuvok to Starfleet Command with predictable results. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrekDS9 "Illusion Of Choice" Dax and the Defiant are caught in a temporal loop that may be caused by an advanced alien presence. Worf, infected by spores that elicit reckless adolescent behavior, tries to get the crew to go streaking. Vorta: Bernie Sanders. #StarTrekDay

#StarTrekTNG "The Ascendants" The Enterprise encounters a star system with no gravitational field and a mysterious race who guard its secret. A temporal computer virus transforms all alerts into Ye Olde Text. Transporter chief: Martin Freeman. #StarTrekDay

Happy Star Trek Day from the Strange New Worlds stages! The lobby flamingoes wish you all a warp-capable future.

#StarTrek #PoliticalTrek If I had a Tantalus Field, I wouldn't say anything, but there would be signs.

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#StarTrek #Riker2Riker “The Sexy Moves Of Murder” To investigate the murder of an exotic club owner, Will and Tom go undercover as dancers, but soon discover their prime suspect is the club’s sexy non-binary star. Deanna steals the Defiant and engages a Borg Hypercube to stop their invasion of

#StarTrekTNG "The Shape Of Family" Starfleet Medical offers Dr. Crusher their top position, one that will take her away from the Enterprise, and her son. Picard struggles with the assembly instructions for his new Glüg fish tank. Transporter chief: Bob Newhart.

#StarTrekTNG "The Shape Of Family" Starfleet Medical offers Dr. Crusher their top position, one that will take her away from the Enterprise, and her son. Picard struggles with the assembly instructions for his new Glüg fish tank. Transporter chief: Bob Newhart.

#StarTrek #TheLateShowWithShran Tonight! Shran welcomes "Some Tholians Like It Hot" star Hoshi Sato! And "For The MTV's Real World Is Hollow" star Leonard McCoy! Then, Shran and Tarah crash the set of "Watch What Happens Live With Weyoun"! And musical guest Sonic Yoothby! Your local news is next.

#StarTrekTNG "Indentured" Riker and Troi visit a rehabilitation colony and suspect a conspiracy when the authorities try to hide their activities. Ro and Barclay run into trouble at a bar after stepping on a tribble biker gang. Transporter chief: John DiMaggio.

“I’m gonna go build my own transporter room with blackjack and hookers!”

#StarTrekTNG "Indentured" Riker and Troi visit a rehabilitation colony and suspect a conspiracy when the authorities try to hide their activities. Ro and Barclay run into trouble at a bar after stepping on a tribble biker gang. Transporter chief: John DiMaggio.

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