Jerry, no!

from america's most-loved regional sewer district.

Thursday?

come for the sewer facts and stay for the incredible showing of humanity. thank you for the kindness you bring to the skyline and life @neorsd.org

if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.

our top blog post of 2025 was a detailed analysis of rainfall metrics and stormwater management. go figure.

the end of a year is like a sewer. some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten. others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity. both true— for sewers imitate life.

quite the contrary, i wish more of us could achieve this level of sanity.

if you’re counting down in northeast Ohio, there only about 245 million gallons of crap left in 2025.

good news for Parma Heights, OH homeowners. @neorsd.org planning for a new stormwater retention basin. www.cleveland.com/community/20...

it’s @poptartsbowl.com game day which once again begs the question

Eyesore no more! West Creek Veterans Basin in Parma's Veterans Memorial Park is officially open to the public. Crews recently overhauled the space and have officially completed work on the project.

Not unless you read the stirring stories released by the NE Ohio Regional Sewer authority @neorsd.org who are doing heroic work, every day.

unlike Santa, we continue managing your shipments all Christmas day long.

That's my regional sewer district No, it's OUR regional sewer district. We can all call the number 🥹

this time of year brings a mix of emotions, i know. i hope this season, whatever you celebrate or may be struggling through, brings you a bit of peace somewhere. this may be a message for you. maybe just give it a call. 216-361-6772.

ah yes a true holiday classic

Top holiday plumbing content (#1 or #2)

I love classic literature.

Do your public duty.

ah yes a true holiday classic

you will be visited by 3 spirits. 🔜

seasonal reminder, stay alert.

roses are red violets are blue

everybody calm down, there are plenty of sewers for everyone.

Don't be too jealous, just @neorsd.org driving down my street 💅

new pod drops soon. any objections to our episode title are overruled.

our mind works more in streams than tracks.

just wanted you to know, Damien says hi.

sometimes i drop a typo into my shortest posts like a little holiday surprise.

forget Year In Review, your sewer bill give gives you all the trends we care about every single month.

one of our facilities that hosts a lot of meetings had big compost bins added to their largest conference rooms and i just think that's a great thing.

This is the only AI infrastructure that matters.

Best infrastructure post ever.

definitely need to talk to Building Maintenance next week, my office was freezing today

This album cover is amazing.

just asking the question. i may be answering it too.

we've already invested millions in Ai (aerial interceptors)

coincidentally 1927 is the same year our Southerly treatment plant began operation.

Engineering at this scale is pretty awesome in the most literal use of awesome

NEORSD when can we walk with you into this wastewater eclipse.

persona of the year then.

everything about this image is a marvel.

I’ll post about this on Friday but I couldn’t NOT include @neorsd.org on this one.

clean water has always been punk rock

Tag yourself I'm Howard the duck

local punk band dropped a crowd-surfing utility worker into its amazing cover. clean water is officially punk rock. art by @shinercomics.bsky.social

happy National Pastry Day

you know the kids are gonna be alright. especially when they've grown up around wastewater treatment and sewers. she sent me a photo of the entrance to the plant for Athens, OH. yesterday marked my 17th anniversary @neorsd.org

"you need to watch this until the end" construction site manager: hey you can't put that sign here.