This is a global far right power grab, so the sooner everybody realizes that and puts aside their deeply outdated notions around national identity, which got us here to begin with, the better. The only way out is through, but the only way through is all of us fighting these climate warlords together

Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader

Got that taken care of when I was 28 after my son was so colicky that I swore off having more kids just so I could get consistent sleep for awhile.

The best part about this video is that they're lifting out solid metals from liquids of the same compounds to demonstrate basic chemistry concepts with a simple kitchen fork.

Idk maybe supporting Americans who are resisting might be a better idea than throwing us all into the same nazi trash bin idk idk.

Fam, what's the name of that sport that is similar to handball but that they use those curved hand implements that let them launch the ball at speeds fast enough that, if it hits you in the head, it will explode your skull?

1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care 🧵

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

I contend, @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social that when grapes become domesticated, they become wine, but when they go wild, they become Grappa.

The icing on the cake of Indiana winning the natty is getting BOTH VERSIONS of the @sickoscommittee.org fight song in the same episode, simply because linear time was a mistake.

THE TRIPLE HOOSIER BEVEL FOR THE THREE PLAYOFF WINS

Miami lost three games this season and their last offensive play of each one of them was a Carson Beck interception

Just once, I'd like to see an atheist football player, or even just a football player who doesn't act like Dog made them or allowed them to win the football game.

You could sing this to the tune of Betty Davis Eyes

They called roughing the passer for THAT?

Man, it’s gonna be an amazing time when everyone asking for a ska revival start to rock with all the new talent that’s making ska music There’s a new generation of ska bands doing the thing alongside older generations. Ska is ready when folks choose to fuck with it again!

the marching band playing the Uruk-hai theme goes pretty hard ngl.

WHAT A CATCH

Indiana's defense looks gassed, which is weird considering they haven't been on the field all that much compared to Miami's defense.

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I need this in a yes/no meme format

BLOCKED PUNT YES

Punting is winning

Indiana gonna run the ball even if it kills them I guess.

Ah shit Indiana, c'mon now

INDIANA BAND SPOTTED

DOINK

whomstever just played Mars fix your fucking tuning trumpets

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Indiana should do the thing where they put Miami in the Contraption™️

Less than 5 minutes into the game and we've already had two punts. Neat.

The funny thing about this feed is it's basically just a slightly filtered version of my existing timeline.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

SkyCast is the superior experience.

Speaking of things making themselves irrelevant and shrinking their audience, how are things at the Washington Post?

I don't know which of the IU or Miami snare player's buzz rolls are worse, but the dudes playing the low tension snares could probably show them how to clean things up.

Coast Guard flyover hell yeah

Couldn't care less if Thread has a billion users and Blue Sky has 1000. I just need a steam vent where I can release whatever dumb jokes and observations enter my brain without contributing to the financial success of Musk or Zuck. Give me 2-34 likes on every one of these and I'm good.

Looper! Awesome movie despite the two leads looking nothing alike.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Incubus Warped Tour KanRocksas Buzz Beachball Country Stampede (no ragrets)

"JESUS GOD FUCKERS HUGE GOD BIG" in a forum post responding to something I'd posted a pic of initially. Apropos of nothing, this person is now a medical lab technician.

radicalize the children with a Lego embargo

YES.

I was talking with a friend in Minneapolis about how to help, and they shared this: www.standwithminnesota.com It is a really useful resource, and it reminds me of something I have noticed. 🧵

The best time to get rid of your Ring doorbell camera was to never buy one in the first place. The second-best time was immediately after buying it. The next-best time is now.

A tax on the Forbes 400 of all but $100 million each would raise $6.56 trillion, (Forbes estimate of F400 net worth $6.6 tril. - 400*$100 mil.) This is 17% of total Federal debt, 22% of debt held by the public. Tell this to billionaires who demagogue the debt (2025 edition)