I'm so tired.

Prima il razzo faceva brrrrr, ora la pasta fa brrrrr 🇮🇹

Fuck you Elon. That is how you launch a rocket.

NASA is fucking awesome

HAHA ROCKET GO [controlled sustained explosion] BRRRRRRRRRR

Dieci minuti al lancio! #ArtemisII

NASA be all like "haha rocket go brrrrrrrrrrrrr".

Don't get me wrong: I'm relieved that this case is shaping up as either 8-1 or 7-2 against the Trump executive order. But the case is a gift to the Supreme Court. By rejecting an outlandish position, it will earn credibility as apolitical, even as the Overton window moves far to the right.

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Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence

I've been growing veggies from seeds (broccoli, beans, various tomatoes, peas) the last two weeks. Everything except some beans germinated and was doing super well, and then I dropped the tray I had them in while moving it because the universe hates me and now I've lost 2 weeks worth of work 😭

#HEYHEYHEYHEY #WeDemRoys #roys #royaks #royals

It's been 5 years since my sister was murdered by her oldest son (my nephew) with two guns that her husband left unsecured in their closet. He was 15 at the time; she was 34, a 6th-grade school teacher. Her other two kids were 13 and 11. I think about that day everyday.

“In other words, the perceived worth of higher education has waned just as women have begun to outnumber men within it. Is it really a coincidence?”

#Yosted #roys #royals

It's too early in the season to be this grouchy about this team already.

Oh that's right, WGI Guard finals are in 12 days

Unbelievable.

Pull him, already. #Yosted

Oh for fuck's sake

Come onnnnn Estévez.......

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

VIVA ITALIA, PASQUATCH 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🇮🇹 #roys #royals

Hell yeah Caglianone

SALVY DONG. #DongTown #roys #royals

This beer is better than the #Roys offense right now.

I miss the wholesome weird baseball names of yesteryear, like Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley

The #Roys and the #Barves playing on TV tonight, so that's neat. Go #Royals. #roys #royaks #royals

The people using the stoplight crosswalk signals and such to bring attention to their protest cause are BRILLIANT.

Y'all go and protest now, YA HEAR?

We're driving back from Western Kansas and stopped for food at Popeyes in Salina, and this staff is understaffed to begin with, but I swear they could not possibly move any slower if they tried. I'm willing to give any food service people the benefit of the doubt, but come on y'all.

regular-season Major League Baseball begins tonight. we made it, folks

This is the Governor of Philadilly

THERE IT IS

If the world economy does not implode into oblivion within the next two years, we will all have survived the worst stupidity in human history since World War I.

BUY A MAN EAT FISH, HE DAY, TEACH FISH MAN TO A LIFETIME

If, like me, you’ve been traveling lately and have a hard time looking TSA workers in the eye knowing what they’re being put through, the San Diego-Imperial County Labor Council has a way to help:

As federal employees not named Trump or Kushner, TSA workers are not allowed to receive cash or gifts from people. However, their union *is* allowed to distribute funds to members, so this is an ingenious workaround

The fact that there has been not one, but two Mario movies with Chris Pratt as the voice for Mario is proof that movie studios hate the people who watch movies and actively want us all to suffer.

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I was amused to read in McKibben's new book that an acre of corn ethanol will drive an F-150 ~25,000 miles, but an acre of solar panels will drive an F-150 Lightning ~750,000 miles

The @bringatrailer.bsky.social account should temporarily change their name to "Bring a Tow Vehicle" for this post.

Opening Day should 1) include all 30 teams 2) schedule every game to start at the same exact time 3) mandate that the first pitch for all 15 games be thrown simultaneously to see if we can open some kind of Baseball Wormhole

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

Heinrich Cuntlicker Father Switzerland, Catholic and Reformed Church Records, 1418-1996

Gary Larson predicted Bluesky posters over forty years ago

I can tell you that, as an X-ennial, the news used to have standards and ethical boundaries (to an extent, anyway), and wasn't just meat-grinder content that panders to white suburban (conservative) audiences between 4-minute ad blitzes. Lol who am I kidding, it's always been that

A great way to spend your time right now: yelling at your local lawmakers about why they need to stop installing those horrendous Flock cameras.

Cops looking for a 2017 Jeep with Kansas plate 9103ACY in relation to this incident. Normally I'd say "you didn't see shit", but this/these asshole/s put two women in the hospital for a stupid reason.