you know what’s a really great invention? dishwashers

Next year, Fossil Chops will live-skeet Prelims or Semis and you all will be better off (suffer) for it. #dci #dci2026

This explains a lot.

no ai slop in revolutionary spaces

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Hey @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social do you think they'll play a lot of Nelhybel at the Nelly Bowl? Thanks we'll hang up and listen off the air. @sickoscommittee.org

Hey you fuckos. What's good? It's audition season.

Paul Rennick should bring out the snare and tenor ensembles during the 3rd quarter break and REALLY make things spicy.

Let’s go jazz schools!

How long til one of these blow-up costumes ends up in a drum corps show?

every day now i think about the marx brothers and spike jones and how laughing at fascists is necessary. necessary for your own humor but also to expose how ridiculous and facile they are

"The South will not rise again, til it's paid for every sin..." is such a BANGER line.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

2025 @dcimandarins.bsky.social Drumline at the @dci.bsky.social world championships! #dci2025

Just made an update to this starter pack, so if y'all are new here and wanna find some drum corps, marching band, color guard, or winter guard accounts, this is your list.

Fossil Chops is thinking it might be time to do a "Band Disasters" episode similar to what @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social does with all of their "* Disasters" episodes. You know, you send us your marching/concert band, drum corps, winter guard, and other music disasters and we read them on the air

Talk to us about Albert R. Casavant's invention of precision drill so we know it's real.

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

1. DrumCorpsAF 2. @drunkcorpint.bsky.social 3. @sickoscommittee.org 4. Yes Rag Rah Rah Yes 5. @wtyppod.bsky.social Honorable mentions to Aged-Out Podcast, Drum Corps Coffee Shop Podcast, @trashfuture.bsky.social, and like 50 others

My roommate counted the number of grandmas Bluecoats played this year and it was a lot. They have to have had the most.

Damn, I'm in. Also, did you know there was a Drum Corps sHow bAsEd... youtu.be/2rTaPDA5tOo?...

A day late but DEATH OF THE HEART TURNS A MONTH OLD! 🥹🫶🏾✨ Every stream, listen, record bought, always so appreciated I hope y’all are digging the record, too!

Bartlesville more like Fartlesville amirite, such a Kansas-ass town

We need more wacky made-up stats for drum corps. What can you hosers out there come up with?

Just my face getting stankier and stankier as this builds

Carolina Crown could NEVER

^pt 2

BLUECOATS MENTIONED!!!!

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

idk if anyone is going to see this but my school’s marching band is doing this fundraiser and it would really be nice if you guys could donate if possible. It helps with us being able to pay for equipment and costumes. app.schoolfundr.org/fund/rockvil...

Watching/reacting to a random marching band show from each US state in alphabetical order. A thread. (And maybe some roasting too)

The marching arts should be a place where everyone feels safe, valued, and included. At MAASIN, we’re making that vision a reality, but we can’t do it alone. Join our team of advocates, educators, and change-makers. Deadline to apply: September 14th 🔗 maasin.net/join

donald trump is a pedophile

📣 New Podcast! "43: Chaos Melee Boogaloo" on @Spreaker #colorguard #dca #dci #drumcorps #drumline #fuckbd #marchingband #salty

Do it with Muppets you cowards

If you don't support the amazing band @skatunenetwork.bsky.social , I am just going to immediately assume that you have poor taste in music, and are not a true ally in the fight against facism.

Registration is open for 2025-26 clinics/auditions! igniteperformingarts.org/2025/09/05/2...

WE'RE NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS, YOU FUCKERS, LEGAL SHIT HAS GONE DOWN WITH OUR NAME IN IT

It has come to our attention that the Drum Corps AF Podcast has been referenced as an "exhibit" in an ongoing lawsuit, so that's kinda cool. Hey @sickoscommittee.org how many lawsuits y'all been referenced in so far?

𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 – 𝟮𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗖.𝗚. 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹! Join us and USBands Saturday, October 4, 2024, at Elkhart High School (IN) as Conn Selmer celebrates 150+ years of instrument making in Elkhart, Indiana. #CGConn #ConnSelmer #USBands #MarchingBand #ElkhartIndiana

Some comments about this episode: 1. Apologies to the international corps members. We know the trip to the US for Finals was not "free" (by ANY measurement). 2. @factorone.bsky.social is as scatterbrained as he sounds. 3. "Moniker" was used incorrectly.

📣 New Podcast! "43: Chaos Melee Boogaloo" on @Spreaker #colorguard #dca #dci #drumcorps #drumline #fuckbd #marchingband #salty

RFK Jr. is a heroin user who eats roadkill and has boasted about sleeping with hundreds of women.

i am *real* skeptical of the methodology and the results here but if you are more afraid of dog autism than rabies, you’re genuinely too fucking stupid to own a dog and should probably be the one in crate training

Fuck Mizzou, but also fuck Kansas, all my homies like Kansas State