Some of us are busy doing the work to help rural places with marginalized populations make progress. I get that plenty of folks are too lazy to engage that life changing work, but if you could shut your damn mouth while the grown-ups are working it would be appreciated.

My job remains a normal one.

Yinzer Checkpoint: How many syllables are in “Tower of Power”?

9-5 is really fun. If you’re a woodwind, and you get the chance play it. Pure cotton candy. No nutrition all good.

Birds? I was busy playing Dolly Parton.

Go birds, IMO. 🐧

When do I sleep? Infrequently. But I have a ton of fun. Happy DollyWeek. 9 to 5.

Generational taunting for charity. It’s a beautiful thing. #charitibundibowl

I need more Mark Twain/Pitbull themed donation ideas. Help.

Secret DarkMode #Charitibundibowl!

This is why I shouldn’t do repetitive tasks all day. My brain decides to mash up Pitbull and Mark Twain when I let it wander around alone.

Struggling with inspiration for your #charitibundibowl donation? Here's a thread of creative, easy, and inventive ideas to help you out. We're here to have FUN not to be depressed about STATS

The idea that we are within spitting distance of half a million on day one of the Charity Bowl is amazing, but honestly? The line I’d love to see hit the ceiling today is the total donors number. Most donations are small! Need a team? Let @sickoscommittee.org help! #halfamillmonday #charitibundibowl

And then there was one.

The zeroes are vanquished. I repeat, the zeroes are vanquished. Can the single digits be far behind. #HalfAMillMonday #Charitibundibowl

We’re so close to having everyone with something in the tens column. Let’s go!

This one’s for you, @escalante.bsky.social #charitibundibowl #areacodes

Ahem. Sickos assemble.

This. This is what the money is for.

Go. Blue. Sharks.

gobsmacked

Run the dang ball, kids.

We still have several schools looking for their one in a row. Who is ready to be the hero of Wyoming? How about MTSU? Moneycannon.org Edsbscharitybowl.com Run the ball with the G5…6…N+1

$47.41 for Eastern Michigan in honor of the 1994 Backyard Brawl and in thanks for my cool scarf and hard hat.

PittSky, I know a shocking amount of you follow me. This is the week to make me eat crow. If you’re donating on behalf of the day that wrecked my honeymoon, @ me to rub it in. www.edsbscharitybowl.com

We are as helpless as we choose to be.

Things are hard. Perhaps you’d like to treat yourself and these deserving babies to a little unconditional love?

There was a hole, In the middle of the ground

Of course I fed the birds all winter. Why do you ask?

What if we replaced Breezewood with one very large Buc-ee’s? Discuss.

@chickensedan.bsky.social All hail Breezewood.

Sometimes life just leaves you stunned.

PSA: Do not play reed books with double pneumonia. It’s a really bad idea. This message brought to you by the number 4, the letter Potato, and the corporation for public broadcasting with the financial support of viewers like you.

Secret garden opening night. Let’s go!

Lessons learned: parbake for probably 20 minutes and then top. And be sure of the corners before I remove it from the pan. They’re not all winners. 🙃

We back….?

It is risen!

My new therapeutic method of watching Daniel Radcliffe dance to “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain When She Comes” when I’m sad is going swimmingly.

The Daily Updates on Hildegard von Bingen’s Health page on Facebook is not only the only reason to have that cursed app but is also the only reason to have April Fools’ Day.

Happy Friday. What did I miss?

Opening night for Little Shop. Being onstage is always weird.

Pfft. You can mock it all you want, but I thought he was amazing in 9-5.

This show hits different when you’ve divorced a dentist.

Ok. 9-5 is really fun. Hard. But fun.

Hey band hive, if you’re looking for someone to custom arrange your 2026-27 show, @hornhog.bsky.social just got an opening in his calendar. Get at him. He’s incredible. Ask Bethany College if you don’t believe me.

Closing night. 3 hours remain.

If you’re a human with enough seasoning on the ol’ cast iron to need a mammogram l, I hope you have access to good and affordable care. Please send the best “no coughing for the next hour” vibes you’ve got.

Remember back when I had a working voice? Me too. Good times. Good times.

This is my fourth time playing The Addam’s Family, and I still don’t like it. The music never goes anywhere, Move Toward the Darkness is one of the worst closing numbers in musical theatre, and the writers didn’t understand this IP at all. When a Nathan Lane show flops, there’s good reason.

@donoteat.bsky.social @wtyppod.com I’m struggling to imagine a world where NS doesn’t lay a train on its side by the damn brickyard every five minutes. Do either of you happen to know if the whole main line is down?