Before you ask, he’s right here.

Happy Father’s Day, dad. Yeah. I’ll help you find the car next time too.

Da ba dee. Da ba di.

Ecuador 0 Curaçao 0 Room 364

Eric Whitacre sure is screaming a lot.

After the 30th save do you unlock a snack break?

T-T-Trinkpause.

BUILD A STATUE OF THAT MAN, CURAÇAO.

I love you, cyanosis Santa.

Meanwhile, in Curaçao keeper hell…

It feels like Ecuador has 9,648 shots on goal.

OMG 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

You’re not supposed to kick it straight at the keeper’s hands, silly goose.

Today in baking supplies that interest only me:

I’m going to miss the face Jinx makes every time the Telemundo announcer hollers “Goal” while he’s trying to nap when this tournament is over.

Ball is not supposed to go there, silly.

@soletssay.bsky.social Do you love the Brazilian jersey numbers?

I can’t wait for the first EDM national anthem. Tears. Solemn salutes. Oontz oontz oontz oontz

Should’ve done a cheesesteak eating contest 20 minutes prior.

I love that moment in sports when players being spicy look at a ref and then everyone is instantly hurt. My 2 year old nieces may have a future in athletics.

L to R: Chris Richards: biracial kid from Alabama who speaks about black history and has tattoos of MLK, Ali, and Obama Sergiño Dest: Dutch-Surinamese, emigrated to Brooklyn as a kid, naturalized Fola Balogun: born in Brooklyn to vacationing parents, raised in UK but CHOOSES to play for USA

SquirrelWars update: method of ingress determined to be leaping high onto the birdCAM tree from adjacent foliage and scuttling down. Vulnerability status: resolved.

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Cue Country Roads. In a minor key. On kazoo.

@escalante.bsky.social are you a three rail guy or do you have HOs in different area codes?

Can I interest you in a garden update? I still have no idea what I’m doing.

Soccer is fun! Like hockey but slow.

When it’s mid-morning nap time and someone has ruined the bed

This baseball team is so much fun. Sing the damn song.

Ahem.

Guzman steals almost the whole way around. Might want to turn in the CWS, kids.

No seriously.

Guzman goes ZOOM.

Good afternoon from the fancy lad.

Does anyone have beer and food recs for San Diego to share with @hornhog.bsky.social ?

No, the assumption that disabled people require our colleagues’ stolen words and illustrations chopped up and spewed out in order to participate in art is ableist. We have BEEN creating art. Many of the works you love? Made by someone marginalized out of traditional jobs.

Related: P. Mauriat PMXT-66R for sale. Extremely well maintained.

New baby is home.

Oh neat! The Falcons have a new goal now. It’s always good to have someone who pushes you to be better.

Any time Jordan and I do a guest spot it goes way too long, off the rails, and a ton of you crazies seem to like it. So here’s your warning that if you want 3 hours on marching band, watch this space. @drumcorpsafpodcast.bsky.social @feedyourmascot.bsky.social @soletssay.bsky.social bc

So it is to be war between us.

June evening hot chocolate is a wonderful thing.

Garden update! We still have no idea what we are doing. It remains fun as hell.

May we please have a shirt, brand?

Absolutely wild run/day.

This.

Anybody need anything from Wal-Mart? #RainDelay

Seems fine.

Ok, everyone walk to the mound veeeeeeeeeeeery sloooooooooooooowly