Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

May 1, 1953 the "world famous" Dallas Sportatorium burned nearly to the ground, the result of arson. Although several hench & middle men were convicted, the identity of mastermind "Tony from Houston" was never found & the Texas Rasslin' films he "wanted destroyed" were saved.

Obligatory May Day post

Why does she look like she’s on a Stargate team?

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So FIFA just announced Iran WILL be at the World Cup this summer.

Wordle 1,776 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today’s gonna be a good day.

It is done.

Having an absolute Monday-ass Wednesday.

Forgot to walk my 5000 steps today, so spent the last 45 minutes walking in circles around my 2 bedroom apartment.

Wait, so if you’re really bad… you get less of a chance to get the #1 pick?

Well that’s not good.

A deep dive into the swing revival, the biggest hit song in it and the heinously-named band that fit awkwardly in it

I’d been waiting a long time for this one @shadowtodd.bsky.social This whole album slapped. youtu.be/fV3_tbMm6M8?...

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The next little league game up after this one is a rematch of the 2007 BCS championship game - the Gators vs the Buckeyes.

He gets. On. Base.

Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation www.mayoclinic.org/tests-proced...

they don't prepare you for how much food you're going to eat as a dad simply because you already paid for it and someone has to

Sorry for getting this song stuck in everyone’s head again. Fun being a very small part to help out the #CharitibundiBowl.

My psych, who is an amazing doctor and person, is also very no-nonsense. My B12 had been very low, and when I said I hadn’t been doing anything about it, she decided to give me a B12 shot. While I was strapped down and immobile doing my brain magnet therapy. And she laughed.

Hi, it’s me, saying thank you (part one)

That square is my literal no man’s land. I live and work all around it, but I have no reason to go into it. Well, 2 reasons - a Central Market on the edge, and Madness Comics.

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

Timbre

So, I teach a dual enrollment “intro to college/educational psychology” class through the local community college. I’ve taught it on campus to college students, and I’ve taught it in high schools to juniors and seniors doing dual enrollment. But this semester, I have all freshmen.

I’ve had a MacBook for over a year and just realized it will charge from USB-C.

I’m seriously torn between UCF and their national title or Tennessee and how badly they fumbled everything that year. I’m not sure what would have come out on top if we’d had a full poll.

At kiddo’s U8 basketball game, and the opposing coach is about ready to throw a clipboard because the refs aren’t calling traveling for 2 steps. For U8.

Phrasing?

Shopping at MicroCenter is the closest thing I’ve seen to a 1980s shopping experience that still exists (complimentary). Feels like a Service Merchandise or Montgomery Wards.

I’m seriously torn between UCF and their national title or Tennessee and how badly they fumbled everything that year. I’m not sure what would have come out on top if we’d had a full poll.

Diego Pavia

Relegate this team, I don’t even care anymore.

Here, in his own words, is how @ethanm.bsky.social asked for his #CharitibundiBowl donation to be distributed:

Are you cool enough to have a scammer make a fake version of your account? 😎

When you find out your tiny shitposting college football company is being run more professionally than Mr Beast.

Donate to the @newap-georgia.bsky.social CHARITIBUNDI Bowl!! Pick a score to donate out of spite or pick a team to compete for the totally made up Alan Jackson’s Water Skiing Jeans Trophy 🏆 and a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight. www.edsbscharitybowl.com www.moneycannon.org

Found it.

The Fullcast discussion of CUSA realignment history reminds me that the girls of Conference USA Playboy I had in my teens is probably completely out of date.

BEAR 🐻 SUIT INSURANCE FRAUD

Hey, I also operate under US Law. Glad we’re all just getting that out there, non-suspiciously.

God, they posted that in public?

Liberty watchin’ the rest of us have fun from the corner.

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

WE MAKE ART

Hey, @bencollins.bsky.social does new InfoWars need a sports section? I know some folks…

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

San Antonio’s arena striped in the fiesta colors looks absolutely fantastic.

TIL is the number 69 is unofficially banned on NBA jerseys. And my 7 year old knew this for some reason. 🤨