There’s a cricket chirping somewhere in my apartment, and I can’t even be assed to hunt it down. Go on singing, little guy.

Just making shit worse on a whim. God, get him a train set or a workshop or some other hobby.

Part of being depressed right now is just repeat binging Taskmaster.

Extra gambling content and Pat McAfee, Gameday has become extremely not for me.

Oklahoma State is going to win this, and they’re going to feel awful about it.

I had a feeling Rutgers Iowa would be pointsy. You love to see it.

What the FUCK is this DHS ICE commercial encouraging cops to sign up to “fulfill their mission”

You, too, can have important @sickoscommittee.org business displayed on your laptop between a visualization of the Grand Canyon geologic layers and the National Weather Association golden jubilee logo (thanks @soletssay.bsky.social for the stickers this weekend!!)

As a beloved national and international podcaster, I’d better get at least this level of national remembrance when I go.

“It's easy to stand up and speak out when there's nothing at risk. The real test of values is when times are challenging and you have something to lose.”

Yeah, it’s a bad day.

I’m getting wild headaches on Sundays, and I can’t tell if it’s that I’m forgetting to drink enough water on Saturdays, staring at screens too much, or not eating right. But it absolute sucks.

Ted Cruz was in attendance and A&M won. That’s the Mike Elko magic.

My office today.

Anyways, I’m going to watch actual football today instead of being lonely in my apartment, and that’s a good thing. I hope you get to watch football too.

I can’t describe the level to which I hate “debate me” culture, where every position is a game and only the points matter.

Well hell, now I want one.

Goddamnit fucking bullseyed again on this app

👀

I'm a person who doesn't drink when they're depressed, so I've been basically alcohol free for months now, and I'm kinda getting tired of it (the depression and the lack of alcohol).

I’m headed to Wazzu @ North Texas this weekend!

I’m always starving after we finish recording a podcast, I need to keep healthier snacks around, because otherwise, I’ll just shovel potato chips into my face.

I can’t believe we worked out a partnership with Men in Blazers.

I got accused of being a homer for Texas teams in general on this episode, and… yeah, that’s probably right.

Sir, I’d like to play the banana.

Kids were super into Pretty Woman back in ‘91. Hook and Pretty Woman. A Julia Roberts Renaissance we called it, when I was in 1st grade.

And now our watch begins

Watching people at games without cell service slowly discover the Alabama Florida State score has been fun.

Ahahaha, I was just on TV in the background of PJ Fleck’s Mayo dump.

True neutral, with my dead heart of neutrality.

They’re going to say it’s vaccines, and they’re going to try to take them away.

another meme I had to release into the wild so that it would get out of my head

CRITICAL SUPPORT TO OHIO STATE, UNLIKELY ALLY IN THE WAR ON THE FURNITURE COMPANY

WAIT REALLY

You gotta hand it to Ohio State (cautiously)

I’m trying to unpack one box a day, but I’m at the point where I don’t know where to put stuff, so into the closet it goes.

I’m having a really rough one this week, which doesn’t make me special or unique, but damn, it’s extremely unpleasant.

I need a couch in this apartment - a computer chair is not doing it.

"I can't answer no to that" I'm dying

Behold the power of shutting the fuck up.

Michigan, laughing, flipping open that checkbook happily.

Looking for a kitchen trashcan that doesn’t look like a Star Wars droid or cost as much. Suggestions?

Trying to decide if a growing bad mood is a good enough reason to go to sleep early.

Are these names of people? Groups? AI entities?

A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...

We’ve reached the re-Confederication of schools and landmarks.

Found my sport.

It’s my last night in the house before I completely move into my apartment… and honestly, I’ve been sleeping in the couch for 7 months, I just need to be in my own space where I don’t feel like I’m being judged all the time.

I’m about ready to ask @katieshook.bsky.social to fly to Dallas and pay her to make my apartment look less “divorced dad.”