So the guy who took out Bam on a dirty play should have been ejected, but instead gets to finish and win the game and pays a pittance.

Anybody else have a weird yellow hue to this Magic game? I'm on my iPad in a hotel room and the color looks OFF

Will I be dressed in a period outfit? You’ll have to pay $5 (or join Vizcaya, a great deal) to find out… But yes, I will. Come see me!

It's time.

Beetlejuice out here at the Tallahassee Wine Mixer

The Mars Volta in September in Jax. I will now have seen, I think, every offshoot of At The Drive In as a headliner except one or two. I didn't see Antemasque, or The Jim Ward Experience, but I did see Bosnian Rainbows. And clearly Sparta and ATDI itself.

Joel Embiid is the Jair Bolsonaro of the NBA

Who wants to go to Jacksonville in September and see The Mars Volta?

They are risen.

Summer League tickets secured, like a real basketball sicko. Won't get excited to see players, will absolutely geek when I see Zach Lowe or Kevin Arnovitz.

Officially out of an administrative hearing AND officially planning NBA Summer League trip and lol $100 per night including resort fees at the Cosmo, Las Vegas is going to die

Fixed it.

Really screwed up by not wearing my Mission to Earthphase-Moonshine Gold Moonswatch today, given the launch.

Zardoz, 1974, John Boorman

The white peach redbull is too delicious. They need to dial it back, because they're flying too close to the sun with it.

Oh man a Macanudo Gold is a nice end to the day, lord

Forgot I bought a gross if Chupa Chups late one night.

Nothing. If you turn around, you'll see an entire wall sized painting that dwarfs something that everyone tells you that you have to see. (Also, all Davinci women all look like this. Wander the Louvre, find other Divincis and they're all the same. All Great and historic, but all the same)

6 years on video conferences and people still don't know how to screen share or mute themselves, we're all surrounded by morons, everyday, that need to be told to breathe.

War, war never changes.

Somehow libel about The Mars Volta has crossed my TL, and this aggression will not stand.

THE ADVERSARY (DANNY MCBRIDE): What’s up Job, you pious dick? Looks like you got too many kids and cattle and not enough sore boils up in this bitch.

Becoming insufferable.

This was directly after.

Necessary.

Feel like this bleacher report graphic has the chance to go triple platinum in the future

Give him Ohtani money. Give him 2x Giannis money. Give him a percentage of UAE oil profit, jesus

Dinner tonight was needed.

The fact that the dude who started SCOTUSBlog, who also had a massive SCOTUS practice, ALSO moonlighted as an incredibly high stakes poker player is dwarfed in the nugget that someone owed Tobey Maguire $7m in gambling debt and Maguire collected!

Kojima is PISSED he didn't think of this first

You're not drinking coffee, you're drinking melted ice cream if you're ordering a coffee with 10 sugars and 5 creams.

Watch post - My Cartier Rondo that @rp2d2.bsky.social gave me for my birthday. A friend hadn't worn it in like a decade, he was gifted it and wasn't a watch guy. I swapped the bracelet for a strap from Delugs.

Okay @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com this is what I alluded to the other day. I reached out to @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social but the Galleria said they rarely had it. We talked about it, the Moonswatch Mission to Moonphase Gold. Only available this winter, and only when it snowed in Switzerland

When I was in France a few weeks back, I saw a ton of ads for the SpongeBob movie, and his name over there is Bob L'éponge. I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.

200 years from now this is going to start a religion with the mutants.

Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family. Then they run this as the headline:

Electrochemistry -Disco Elysium

Forbidden fried egg

The Last of Us, game 3 coming out soon.

Fuck Mario Cristobal & Shane Dawson. Regardless of outcome, motherfuck them.

Really good breakdown of Krasznahorkai. I had previously read 2, will definitely keep reading more.

War, war never changes.

Miami ICE

I've never seen a commercial for an airport before, so I guess good for you Orlando airport, which may be the worst airport in the state of Florida.