'FOR WHAT!?' 🤣 Coach Spo gets water bottle bath for surpassing 800 career wins (via @MiamiHEAT/X) www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVFJ...

This is one of the dumbest WE'RE ALL IN DANGER commercials I've ever seen.

Good times had by all, however, no leftovers is the biggest detractor here.

Meet me, my neighbor in the midst of a messy divorce, and a wine acquaintance at the Governor's Club Thanksgiving buffet in 30 minutes if you want an ass-kicking.

My wife broke the kettle before she left for Barcelona for work, and this morning is when I realize I can't make coffee.

I'm still Sam. I'm about halfway through. I'm still delivering and building infrastructure. I'm still throwing piss grenades at ghosts.

www.rogerebert.com/streaming/bl... So I wrote this @ebertvoices.bsky.social

Forbidden fried egg

Good move by FSU. I applaud their decision and very shallow pockets.

this goes hard

-Antipope Gregory VIII, after surrendering to Pope Calixtus II

THE YOUNG POPE (2016)

Let's calm down, Cigars International.

This man has been giving god tier I wanna die memes for twenty-five years. God bless!

I can't mute words if you idiots don't use words and instead just reference and create euphemisms for political shit, this is getting frustrating.

The best solo Wu album, period

The Last of Us, game 3 coming out soon.

Just remembered this banger

My billable hours review year resets every year on 11/1.

Fuck Mario Cristobal & Shane Dawson. Regardless of outcome, motherfuck them.

this reminds of the time a deer jumped in front of my friend’s corolla and jimbo fisher of all people pulled over to check on her. she asked if the deer was okay and he went “oh he’s probably just bleeding out in the woods” and she started crying bsky.app/profile/clof...

Go Canes

Really good breakdown of Krasznahorkai. I had previously read 2, will definitely keep reading more.

War, war never changes.

Miami ICE

Uni will look great at a January 6th CFB playoff game

I've never seen a commercial for an airport before, so I guess good for you Orlando airport, which may be the worst airport in the state of Florida.

Is this Wario Mark Cuban?

IT'S BACK!!! John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹

A guy just yelled out his car windows. He drove by that. He liked my jacket, which I'm wearing to go to an art fundraiser, and now my entire year has been made.

Sometimes we as a society get so disgusted and offended by a TV commercial that the ad quickly gets pulled from the air, and friends, we need to apply that takedown energy towards the Verizon commercial where the guy at the plastic surgeon has his mouth in his chest. This is an emergency.

Just read the phrase "ancient art-making technique" as "ancient arm-taking technique" and I'd prefer to read my version of the headline.

Kojima: let me make the most convoluted storyline that can be understood, and not even then, you still won't understand it. Also Kojima: This person can make it rain and her name is Rainy. This person's name is Heartman and his heart stops every 20 minutes.

Time to grind.

Just ran into Benny Safdie on Broadway wearing a Smashing Machine sandwich board. “I gotta take advantage of foot traffic” he says

I can't wait to play this after I beat Death Stranding 2, because I'm just gonna keep walking.

I am Sam Porter Bridges, yet again. Time to walk.

I've saved this quote post for 2 years and 2 months, because I'm finally downloading it and keying it up for the weekend. (Expand for the actual joke.)

Me versus my desire to do nothing in October but watch John Woo bullet operas

John Goodman. Fan of the Miami Hurricanes.

You're a work phone, you don't have a self care portal. Nothing about using you is self care. You're anti-self care.

Every food needs 30% less sauce, dressing, wetness in general.

I just got back online and LETS GOOOOOO deadline.com/2025/08/nico...

When I return to South Florida, I must have the 4 starch Cuban dinner.