It was glorious.

Back on my hotel room NBA bullshit.

Pat and Andy, you're our only hope.

I'm on an email list for a company that's very much for "knife guys" because I bought a really nice cigar cutter from them once, and I refuse to unsubscribe because I love looking at emails for the completely nonsensical and irrational knives they sell to their actual market.

Just finished Death By Lightning and yeah, it was one of the like 5% of good things Netflix does.

I'm a big watch nerd, and this isn't too expensive, but it's a pain in the ass to get, limited, but also cool as hell. The whole thread and the website for the watch gives more info.

Okay @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com this is what I alluded to the other day. I reached out to @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social but the Galleria said they rarely had it. We talked about it, the Moonswatch Mission to Moonphase Gold. Only available this winter, and only when it snowed in Switzerland

For anyone struggling with dry air and nose bleeds because we chose to live in swampland and are no longer used to a lack of humidity and/or a heater running, this shit is a life (nostril?) saver. www.cvs.com/shop/ayr-sal...

"To pause by one of these doors is to quietly unearth evidence of a civilization once rich in community, and now in decline." thelongbar.substack.com/p/where-did-...

With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Re-crisped duck fat fried potatoes and sous vide eggs with some of this on it, got a Sunday breakfast running.

Grabbed a good shot of "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed," Spo

I'm on the NBA trade machine for very serious reasons and I didn't know the Heat at the rights to Jakucionis for that long.

Josh Safdie, thank you for NOT doing this gizmodo.com/marty-suprem...

When I was in France a few weeks back, I saw a ton of ads for the SpongeBob movie, and his name over there is Bob L'éponge. I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.

200 years from now this is going to start a religion with the mutants.

Negative energy out for 2025.

If you start Springbreakers at 10:32pm tomorrow night, Alien will be playing "Everytime" on the piano when the clock strikes midnight.

Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family. Then they run this as the headline:

10/10. Give Timmy the Oscar.

Seated for a 9:25am start time for Marty Supreme. All 4 of us in the theater are hooting and hollering, chanting MARTY.

*to the tune of Country Roads* 🎶🎶 Pop-Tarts Bowl, Take Me Home, To Orlandoooo, Where I Beloooong, Frosted, Toasted, Unfrosted Berry, Mascot Cannibal, Orlando 🎶🎶

Electrochemistry -Disco Elysium

Finally got around to beating this today and I can definitively say this may be the most Kojima game of all Kojima games. None of the endgame makes any sense at all, ridiculous names and dialogue. 10/10, will always Kojima.

For the Heat fam

@mariadevito13.dispatch.com hit a god damn grand slam A Bluth Frozen Banana Stand piggy bank

The end of Noche Buena. From 9 people to the last three of me, @rp2d2.bsky.social and @thebigtenfour.bsky.social of the evening.

My local PBS affiliate is showing the University of Indiana school of arts Nutcracker. I'm happy with it, but man the gap between professional ballet and college ballet is very large.

Forbidden fried egg

This man has been giving god tier I wanna die memes for twenty-five years. God bless!

The Last of Us, game 3 coming out soon.

Fuck Mario Cristobal & Shane Dawson. Regardless of outcome, motherfuck them.

Really good breakdown of Krasznahorkai. I had previously read 2, will definitely keep reading more.

War, war never changes.

Miami ICE

I've never seen a commercial for an airport before, so I guess good for you Orlando airport, which may be the worst airport in the state of Florida.

Is this Wario Mark Cuban?

IT'S BACK!!! John Tesh performs "Roundball Rock" live on TV 🥹

A guy just yelled out his car windows. He drove by that. He liked my jacket, which I'm wearing to go to an art fundraiser, and now my entire year has been made.

Just read the phrase "ancient art-making technique" as "ancient arm-taking technique" and I'd prefer to read my version of the headline.

Time to grind.

Just ran into Benny Safdie on Broadway wearing a Smashing Machine sandwich board. “I gotta take advantage of foot traffic” he says

I am Sam Porter Bridges, yet again. Time to walk.

I've saved this quote post for 2 years and 2 months, because I'm finally downloading it and keying it up for the weekend. (Expand for the actual joke.)

Me versus my desire to do nothing in October but watch John Woo bullet operas

John Goodman. Fan of the Miami Hurricanes.

You're a work phone, you don't have a self care portal. Nothing about using you is self care. You're anti-self care.