Just rename them the Addison Mavericks

New SPARTA album today, and I already have tickets to see them in Atlanta in early September. I have a spare ticket if anyone wants to experience the other half of At The Drive In that's post-hardcore.

OR, hear me out, the other team should just be better? And I'm a fucking Heat fan, hate the Knicks and the Spurs and OKC. This is garbage loser takes.

HA, the Heat are explicitly saying "the key is under the mat" now.

Spurs gonna turn the AC off tonight too, so they really play the hits?

Billion dollar vapor ware. The dream

Yes. Absolutely. Fire your in house counsel.

Stepped into the work elevator, and said to somebody in there, "Good morning" It's 5:36 p.m.

When the Knicks either choke this series OR get their ass kicked in the finals.

Full band and cover replacement for the clear GShock I bought during the summer of 2020. 6 years of pool time and beaches, doesn't matter how much you try to clean.

Jeffrey Wright in AMERICAN FICTION is a delight.

I've watched more network TV this year than in like the past 20 yrs and it's because I watched both "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" and RJ Decker.

This actually goes beyond art, to about everything, including companies. If you're over 70 you're gripping it all with your boney, bruised hands, and discounting everyone else who's been working and donating and experts for 20 yrs, but nope, we're all poor idiots.

Every arts organization and nonprofit in smallish cities in this country are going to collapse in the next 10 years, because I just got back from the art museum (that does classes, etc.) that I'm a donor for and I'm the youngest person by 30 years at the event. I'm 44.

Kīlauea is currently erupting! www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK...

The Mars Volta in September in Jax. I will now have seen, I think, every offshoot of At The Drive In as a headliner except one or two. I didn't see Antemasque, or The Jim Ward Experience, but I did see Bosnian Rainbows. And clearly Sparta and ATDI itself.

Zardoz, 1974, John Boorman

Nothing. If you turn around, you'll see an entire wall sized painting that dwarfs something that everyone tells you that you have to see. (Also, all Davinci women all look like this. Wander the Louvre, find other Divincis and they're all the same. All Great and historic, but all the same)

6 years on video conferences and people still don't know how to screen share or mute themselves, we're all surrounded by morons, everyday, that need to be told to breathe.

War, war never changes.

Feel like this bleacher report graphic has the chance to go triple platinum in the future

The fact that the dude who started SCOTUSBlog, who also had a massive SCOTUS practice, ALSO moonlighted as an incredibly high stakes poker player is dwarfed in the nugget that someone owed Tobey Maguire $7m in gambling debt and Maguire collected!

Kojima is PISSED he didn't think of this first

When I was in France a few weeks back, I saw a ton of ads for the SpongeBob movie, and his name over there is Bob L'éponge. I've seen the ad for the new movie multiple times since I've gotten back, and he's always Bob L'éponge to me now.

Imagine you're a 15 yr old boy who was part of Team USA in the World Paintball Championships and won it all, and you're from Tallahassee and you give an interview to the paper. You're excited, you tell your friends and family. Then they run this as the headline:

Electrochemistry -Disco Elysium

Forbidden fried egg

Fuck Mario Cristobal & Shane Dawson. Regardless of outcome, motherfuck them.

War, war never changes.

Miami ICE

Man, I've wanted a Booster Gold movie or show, in a lighthearted version, for a long time because it's such a ridiculous concept and I'm glad it's David Jenkins (Our Flag Means Death) doing it. I feel like Jack Quaid is gonna be the first call made. www.polygon.com/entertainmen...

Some dude just did RASPUTIN at karaoke and we were all speechless because he had it down cold.

Pat and Andy and Mickey and Spo whenever they see an eastern bloc white dude.

Don't chill your baby in the cooler.

I know religion is getting weird, but this may be a step too far.

Is this a threat?

I did a quadruple take for this picture the NYT used about yoga.

War, war never changes

Thinking about when I demoed To a T in December. I turned to Keita Takahashi and said that I love that he's so committed to making oddball games that go off the beaten path and asked what draws him to that philosophy. He looked at me very sadly and said "I was trying to make a normal one this time."

A tale as old as time.

This is the craziest thing to happen in the NBA since Gobert started COVID

- The citizens of Rome in 1377

Google decided to make and recommend a "confused Eric Spoelstra" collage of my pictures for me. Very helpful.