Paul Newman Stone-Fired Crust and Sourdough Crust pizzas are the best frozen pizzas imho

We used to make things in this country.

Hello there

Scheduling a one-hour meeting and Microsoft Outlook asks "could this meeting be 45 minutes?" feels really condescending. Why not just ask "is your work really that important or are you just wasting everyone's time?"

Hell yeah

Eating my kids' cereal for dessert everybody

From NOAA Satellites: The arctic blast that put much of Florida into a deep freeze also created these mesmerizing cloud streets caught by bsky.app/profile/noaa.gov 's GOESEast. Learn more in our #SatelliteSnapshot: bit.ly/3NVBiT5

It's funny because people like me wrote articles about her specific posts on raw milk so she definitely knew

I've heard zero rumblings from national media that PJ Fleck's seat might be even a little warm, but wondering if Minn fans are really satisfied with this?

Struggled at the gym today and thought it might be some tweaks to my blood pressure meds, so came home and took my bp and ... it's pretty much perfect, right where I want it, better than it's been in awhile. So now why the hell did I struggle at the gym?

oh god we're doing it again aren't we

HAHA, the advantage is mine!

Clout-chasing pseudo-journalists really need to knock it off with posting old videos without acknowledging when they're from. When people see posts like this, the assumption is that this happened today/yesterday/this week. This video is from September. Do better, @onestpress.onestnetwork.com

Woke 2: This Time We've Had Caffeine

Happy Groundhog Day! I am a fan of the absurdity of weather prognosticating rodents and celebrate Groundhog Day with my thermochromic linocut. The shadow is visible if the ambient temperature is <30°C and disappears when >30°C (and it’s a safe bet winter is over or you are overheating your home). 🧵

Up early practicing tai chi

Since a lot of the coverage is omitting this detail: The Kennedy Center HAD a $250 million renovation and expansion just a few years ago, in 2019.

Ok timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs

Brief flurries here in north FL! Too warm to stick though. Squint and you can see them.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Up early practicing tai chi

You know that feeling when you get a really strong tickle in your nose that almost hurts and it makes your eyes water and you blow your nose but it doesn't help? No me neither I was just making conversation.

Selection pressure has just increased exponentially on Alcatraz, expect a massive species radiation event and probably a new Geological Epoch.

I am I REQUIRE A TUG

found your new breakfast

absolutely brilliant

I'd like to think "fiber glass" was added later after threat of a lawsuit.

One knife for god's sakes, we're not Marie Antoinette over here!

I'm sure critics somewhere would call this excessively ornate and overly derivative etc. but I love this stuff.

New planet just dropped and it 1) is almost exactly Earth-sized 2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year. 3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡 Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪

Stop Guessing, Start Planning. Ever look at a single snow forecast and think, "But what are the actual odds?" The Probabilistic Precipitation Portal is a resource to help you get ahead of the storm by moving beyond a single number to give you the full picture. www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/Prob_Precip/ 👇

Dreading going to the gym knowing it will be a tough workout. My main motivation is getting to fill in the little "Goals Met" box in my spreadsheet. #spreadsheetnerd

Rough day on the links www.maptap.gg January 29 97🔥 95🏅 96🔥 20🧊 74🌞 Final score: 666

Under 5 minutes, don't think he's going to make it

I have noticed this too. Take a pause and make sure you know that what you’re sharing is what you (or the person sharing it) are telling people it is.

20 minutes in and he's got a long way to go...

"YOU SHALL NOW BE CALLED PAUL AND TRAVEL THE EASTERN MEDITERRANEAN PREACHING THE GOSPEL OF MY SON" "Uh Dad Saul's over there to the left"

Ate there with my family once on a vacation. A boy scout troop stopped in on their way home from Philmont, and the scout leader took the challenge. We left before he finished so I don't know if he made it in time.

A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social

If you'll permit a proud dad moment, here's my daughter's piece in a student art exhibit (she's a high school senior).

All this cold weather is really screwing with my 10k training schedule. That'll be my excuse when my pace comes in over 14min/mile

If Gene Simmons was a cat

If you're taking an ACE inhibitor, thank a venomous snake, which evolved the ability to lower the blood pressure of its prey in order to kill it pharmaceutical-journal.com/article/news...

www.maptap.gg January 28 100🎯 97🔥 97🔥 95🏅 95🏅 Final score: 961 Accidental click hurt my Fukushima score, I swear!

Listening to a podcast on the life of Walt Disney. Stationed in Europe in WWI, he and a buddy collected German helmets, scuffed them up, shot bullet holes in them, and sold them as souvenirs to local tourists. Straight line from there to the Epcot gift shops!

This seems ... okay? 9/10 times it will be a conf champ anyway, but this avoids another Duke situation.

if you are interested in learning about right wing media in a way that doesn't amount to deliberately cooking your own brain, here are five podcasts i actively listen to and really like on the topic. i will plug my own as number six. in no particular order:

A good measure of how crazy things have gotten is if you pretend we’re in a Star Wars movie and then imagine how long the opening crawl would have to be for an audience of people from 4 weeks ago to be caught up

Duke and QB Darian Mensah have reached a settlement. He's now free to enroll at any another school, which sources say, is expected to be Miami, where he is expected to be also joined by former Duke WR Cooper Barkate.