aloof wife hoofs it in elite boots

This can't be right, but maybe I can fake it.

lorne michaels make eric adams an SNL cast member you coward

Said with no judgement, just IDing species: Betty Boop is canonically a dog

Again, the man who’s next in line for the presidency after this walking corpse has said he’s deeply influenced by this outright Nazi, so maybe we could get a little more attention on that?

Good luck to Tony Dookiepill at CBS News!

WSJ didn't use my own reporting about what's going on in that guy's guts.

Keep ignoring doctors' advice sir! Let RFK Jr. try some stuff out. Take a Mento pill with a big swig of Diet Coke.

Boston’s MBTA spent $1B on a new Cubic payment system & the contract flew through approvals That’s enough to make the entire system fare-free for **2 full years** But if you tried to spend $1B on that, we’d have years of bUt HoW wIlL wE pAy FoR iT hand wringing

I'm so happy for New York, but I wish the abandoned Park Square platform under Boston City Hall looked like this.

2026, I will stab you in the neck. Do not fuck with me or my loved ones (all of humanity.)

I gotta logoff before I'm peer-pressured into going outside to the store across the street to make a lemon pig.

Watching a ball drop is exciting enough. but when it becomes a whole new year at the same time it's insane

Going through my xxx6 years: 1986: 6, got a Nintendo! 1996: 16, got my own website! 2006: 26, got published in a paper! 2016: 36, I'm published in a big paper! 2026: 46, uh-oh.

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ending 2025 how i started it: face down on the couch in a tight yellow t-shirt that says ‘CHEESE SLUT’ across the front in glitter

any discussion of city transit improvement online ever

Staying up till midnight, but only to watch our Kanopy tickets reset for January.

i don’t remember compliments or insults. i was raised lutheran in the upper midwest. dwelling on what other people think about you takes away from time you could be spending doing valuable physical labor.

That's a wrap on 2025, Boston.

Trying to start a daycare panic of my own that causes idiots to storm every car dealership in America: They all got a secret room where they force those wavy air dancers to do depraved sex stuff.

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60 Minutes of Bari Worst? Released early for patrons, and maybe accidentally on Canadian television.

MTV is also taking Dogboy from Liquid Television out back and shooting him in the head at midnight.

Train Dreams is how I played Red Dead Redemption 2, except I was a bit more assertive when confronted by racists.

The lyrics to this song are going to change in ~30 hours, but the stuff about Giuliani sucking will remain.

Irish Trump, the SNL cold open that finally drives Kenan to walk away

They think day care is a conspiracy because they don't make multiseat trolley-strollers for podcast bros.

He's getting flat Diet Coke injected intravenously.

i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.

If you haven't seen my drawing of David Ellison yet, you can ruin your day right now with a click.

What Now: Apologies

60 Minutes of Bari Worst? Released early for patrons, and maybe accidentally on Canadian television.

[In a public bathroom covered in feces particles] Get a load of this asshole washing their hands. Somebody scared of shittin' their widdle baby bwains out?

If you finish a 200 page comic in under an hour you didn’t spend long enough reading the pictures

Gettin' pretty stinky in the Dems' big tent. I'm gonna go to the freak show tent until somebody cleans up.

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Too many cookies. These holiday people need to bake some savory things if they expect me to eat all this.

If you're about to punch the bus door because you missed the actual stop, don't do that. Now we all gotta wait. Be a person.

The Athenaeum also has a permanent Allan Crite collection and a special exhibit worth checking out! Just saw it today.

Still plenty of time for a caterer to put a Panera charge in the Mar-A-Lago New Year's punchbowl.

If there's one thing I know about people who purport to have reversed their entire political polarity in the space a few months when nothing on the ground has actually changed, it's that they make reliable allies

Libraries should be able to print their own newspapers.

Catch up on some news you might've missed before the year ends.

We've had so little snow the last couple of years, kids sledded the hill at Fallon Field down to grass, but were still goin' tonight.

The last printed paper in the country is going to be the fake waxy one you get with fish 'n chips and then they'll pivot to serious journalism.

I don't know what the answer is to keep local journalism going but it probably isn't web pages so choked with ads they stutter in my browser even WITH ad blocking turned on