They are all so weird! The consultants who told Dems to stop saying that are even weirder!

Local Man Remains Celibate, Claims He’s “Too Good At Sex”

The Campus Phonebooth Stuffing Culture That Targeted Squares Goes Silent for Trump

RFK Jr.'s new podcast is a real earworm.

We ended a slavers rebellion 160 years ago today and we can do it again

Cable news and the live-streamers are fighting, but I am 46 and not in the target demo for any of that garbage.

You mean an entirely certain 100% chance? Because he is a liar and a fraud and the money he has already burned through is a sin. Everyone who has invested in him is a fool.

Steven Soderbergh has used Syncro-Vox technology for his new Conan O'Brien documentary

Extremely dumb & incredibly gross.

Everyone on the planet knows what the reaction would be in the Western capitas if Tel Aviv was treated like Beirut

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“People are more willing to talk about banning a hypothetical 287(g) with a hypothetical police department than they are a real 287(g) with the Massachusetts Department of Correction,” says an attorney who represents detained immigrants in Massachusetts.

My latest story is up! The components required for DNA and RNA are all present on asteroid Ryugu, which lends strong support to the hypothesis that the raw ingredients for life were present before the Sun even formed. A very fun and fascinating tale!

have they considered doing more than posting?

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I bet the Artemis II capsule smells like a freshman's dorm room by now.

In addition to your bugout bag, pack your "It Happened" bag early. No service employee should be working the registers for procrastinators when they could be out in the street with everyone else.

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How much money did the President just win on Polymarket?

You won't catch me goading a demented guy into committing war crimes by calling him a chicken for not doing that, however briefly.

We have copies of BIG JIM AND THE WHITE BOY and THE BLACK PANTHER PARTY signed by both @davidfwalker.bsky.social and @marcuskwame.com at the shop!!!

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

They're afraid to say "impeachment" this time because it gets Chris Coons all horned up thinking about his Valentines Date that Doomed the Nation.

As a Democrat I support our brave men and women blowing up dozens or hundreds of people at a time, piece by piece, until it adds up to thousands, but not thousands or tens of thousands all at once. That's not who we are as a nation.

While you're on the line with your senators, remind them to take their medications. Here's a script: "Hello, Senator Pee-Paw. It is Tuesday, take the pills from the little box that says that. It might be abbreviated to "Tue." which once again, is today, Tuesday the 7th of April 2026."

Our Nuremberg should be in Truth or Consequences, NM. No cutesy subtext and it also highlights TV game shows' role in our century of humiliation.

Don’t let the President distract you from my mission of funneling one measly dollar from you to me.

Could use a "Somehow the Pee Tape returned" right about now.

Just called @schumer.senate.gov to let him know for the record that I am against the killing of an entire civilization. I’m sure that will be just the thing to make him take action.

Your posts sound real normal, sir, but here are some off-ramps that don't involve genocide, obliteration, or annihilation, sir.

this idiot chose this war he can't win and all he has left are warcrimes to try and ease the pain of his humiliation by washing it with the blood of thousands of innocents

So what's the parliamentarian thinking we should do?

The Baileys have been nuked and now Chuck Schumer is spinning around on the floor like Curly from the Three Stooges.

The Smelly Demented Pedophile Show is reaching its inevitable conclusion. National press was bored and I'm glad they're having fun.

A few have suggested that some aspects of this mission--joy, international teamwork, diversity--are being played up to stick it to the hateful attitude of the administration. But I don't think it's that. I think it's just that those things are essential to and inseparable from a mission like this.

It's the War Department, not the Good Ideas Department.

Opened Facebook for one second and that tab gobbled up 1.2GB. At least it looks good, oh, wait.

It's the War Department, not the Good Ideas Department.

Roslindale has South Shore bar pizza now. Knoll Street Tavern has the good stuff.

Congress is the only internal check on the president and unwilling as presently constituted to play that role, but that doesn't mean a future Congress can't promise that Trump's days end in a cell as he and his aides get tried for crime after warcrime after crime. Democracy demands consequence.

Happy Easter

Louis CK shoulda just had an OnlyFans so people could pay to watch him jerk off instead of subjecting female comics to it. Missed financial opportunity!

Any adult country would have had a military coup by now

Rough day for Jake Tapper to announce his new book: "Trump's Brain is Totally Normal and He Smells Good Too!"

“There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it’s a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews. I mean, there’s always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn’t just pick on them for no reason.” —Roald Dahl

If you could transport Benjamin Franklin to modern times, he'd put Postal Banking, Broadband, and 5G in the Constitution.

Boston schoolkids cheering when the "A.I." portion of the curriculum starts like we used to when they wheeled in the A/V cart to play "Voyage of the Mimi."

literally insane that the education system is practically conspiring to make me agree with the people who say "Education should be about self-improvement and capital-t Truth"

Our dumbest war yet will require our dumbest exit.

The Viagra Boys are an interesting band because you vacillate between thinking they’re way too good to have that be the name of the band and then thinking no that’s correct