The people who invented and produced a 5000 bomb strong nuclear capable arsenal, as a deterrent they say, will tell you they can't invent and produce a house that's affordable.

I'm available to go on TV/podcasts to talk about the Credenza Agenda. It'll be way more popular. Everyone inherently understands the need for a little extra storage that looks nice in the room.

"Tom Homan" sounds like an alien came up with an Earth name one the spot.

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

wapture by cardi b feat. megan theee stallion

People voted for this demented wet brained maniac three times. Instead of reaching out, try shunning them. Your hands won't get sticky with whatever weird quack medicine they're taking now.

using kids as bait

Is it a good thing for an industry when people are constantly inventing new words to describe the terrible side effects of your product?

Acetaminophen? Nuprin is obviously the autism drug.

As part of its continued sanctification of Charlie Kirk, NYT followed a random person who shared clips of the funeral to their personal Facebook account, and featured the story on its home page

I also have an autism announcement: It’s good

Something unpleasant should happen to these people.

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Republican Freedom Fighters. They've snitched to more people's bosses by 6am than you will in an entire lifetime.

Boston University called the cops on anti-genocide protesters just last week, so that's what the Boston Globe's concerns about campus free speech must focus on ... right? Not mentioned! Just frets about "disparaging comments on social media toward Republicans" www.bostonglobe.com/2025/09/22/m...

sucks that we have to go to work the day before a rapture

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

RFK Jr. carries a tin of Band-Aids and pops them in his mouth like gum.

here it is. I wish it had the date it was printed on it, though. The ad claims "many knowledgeable scientists can see no way out of these inevitable crises". The address to write for more information is an Air Force base too.

Their brains have thought some incredibly unchristian thoughts, but the rest of their guts will be raptured. Be careful not to slip on them after the Rapture.

every journalist knows they are packaging the entire Charlie Kirk story dishonestly, and they all think it is incredibly rude to point that out

It's particularly the case among the Americans who are paid to decide which news is important, and who despite everything still can't bring themselves to accurately describe the fact that the president is serially murdering people and our systems are unable to stop him

As noted below, there's unfortunately decades of precedent, notably the Obama-directed targeted killing campaign, the kind that saw weddings bombed with the dead given as "roughly 30" almost every time. From the war on terror we're now on terror without war internationalpolicy.org/publications...

Republican Freedom Fighters. They've snitched to more people's bosses by 6am than you will in an entire lifetime.

Watching a rich person slip on a banana peel is funny. Extrapolating any further could be considered incitement.

Ross Douthat is especially vile to me. He got a NYTimes salary to write slop while I got $500/comic ($700 for the last year) at the same time. Anyway, I'm still poor, but I'm not an ugly piece of shit with weird lips.

They are embracing middle age in a cool way. If they signed on to any of that daffy TERF wizard broad's ideas, I will delete this.

RFK Jr. must be so bad at wiping his ass, if he does it at all.

I'm old enough to remember Paul Wellstone's stadium memorial and NPR did not cover it like this. And Charlie WAS a nobody! They already cut your funding. Don't lick fascist boots if you want to sell totes to liberals.

it would've been over for those hoes if jesus had heelys

They gonna focus on one crying guy instead of the worldwide block parties when ol' Pudding Brain finally croaks.

Illegal: Wishing ill on your oppressors Legal: Asking thru the fairies Mothra for help

Tom Homan needed the bribe money for dethumbing surgery.

They're fighting our freedoms with the one skill they have: Being whiny snitches.

If you're old and went to a Vans Warped Tour, you may be entitled to a pair of Sketchers Slip-Ins.

It is the live event for this year's Farm Aid. Also I know they've had it on the schedule for at least a few weeks now.

I'm assuming @roywoodjr.bsky.social told CNN to eat shit and that's why a Farm Aid rerun is on. Unless Willie died, but I'd be hotboxed by now.

The Anderson Tapes on Criterion. Grimy 70s New York, Sidney Lumet, Connery, introducing Christopher Walken! Also a prescient warning about the surveillance state. (And yes, I'm also a big fan of The Conversation.)

They're fighting our freedoms with the one skill they have: Being whiny snitches.

Zaslav dresses like the worst charter guest on Below Deck.

Sinclair's test audience for their aborted documentary:

Wastewater data for September 17 is now available: • Citywide COVID-19 level: Very Low • Citywide COVID-19 trend (compared to 2 weeks ago): Stable You can find COVID-19 neighborhood data, data on flu and RSV, and more at boston.gov/bphc-wastewater.

Don't forget to deactivate your go.com account from the '90s, too.

Rolling up my sleeves and spitting at the camera like Jim Cramer, "With this news cycle dragging out, I'd invest in Spirit Halloween's fake blood supplier, because tasteless/hilarious costumes are coming."

They'll face no consequences, but it's soothing to imagine Clarence spending a day wrestling with one of Ginni's big thick ivermectin shits. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

I did not realize until today that I, by virtue of being trans, am responsible for every bad thing in America. For that I am deeply and sincerely go fuck yourself.

sex is cool but have you ever dated someone who always wants to spend exactly the same amount of time as you in a museum

Fallon makes Mark Russell look like Gil Scott-Heron