Gold medal hockey game at 8am ET on Sunday. I'll finally know what it's like to watch sports on the US west coast.

Just watched Sinners again, and am appreciating that there's a film that actually shows that prepping for the party is more fun than the party itself.

Ingesting this smelly pedophile's every word live for a decade can't be good for your brain. I read summaries, and I'm still hyper-aware that he sucks, stinks, and srapes.

I can't watch anything live since I'm a huge fan of Aaron Rupar

Which one of these is he all goofed up on today? patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

Last Friday, Gov Healey committed MA to a 3 year, multimillion-dollar contract with OpenAI, to deploy its AI tool for all 40,000 executive branch employees. She did this based on the recommendation of a task force dominated by execs w financial ties to OpenAI. Read more at: bit.ly/3OdOC5B

With the Voting Rights Act of 1965 still intact? Just spitballing

Finding a way to tie the Supreme Court's stock portfolios to trans rights, reproductive freedom, and birthright citizenship so they keep voting correctly

Our evil clerics have ruled in favor of their own stock portfolios, which is the best outcome we can hope for. (Besides asteroid hitting Federalist Society during a gala.)

still remember the "it's too early/hyperbolic/irresponsible to compare these guys to Nazi Germany" Reasonable Posters - whom, I imagine, are waiting for the renovations to be completed before they update their priors

I wrote about how there are no pure platforms or publishers and how there are very few ethical media diets. Which leaves those of us who know we can’t consume ethically but still want to try, left to navigate what feels right, or, at least, less bad. lithub.com/what-do-you-...

Here's a helpful labeler to quickly identify the Harper's Letter bozos.

They should never find rest.

Having to hear about the royals AND Trump constantly is a well-deserved punishment to for the United States' 250th.

What's new on our Failed State Media?

Here's what the FCC recommends you watch instead of anything cool and good. Subscribe and see this cartoon before anyone else.

I feel like this should be widely available over-the-counter medication / by @mcfadden.bsky.social inthesetimes.com/article/i-we...

ok its time for the feelings post: folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

If Hakeem Jeffries won't let them boo at the State of the Union, Democrats should wear tarps like it's a Gallagher show in case Trump sharts.

always a good time to leave substack tbh and look at this handy guide and reasons why at a very easy to remember url!!!

Hey stupid. Too bad they will never see your sick burn. Did you forget they stopped watching you?

As an aside: the most influential Dem consultants all believe the best electoral strategy is to adopt a hostile posture towards the Dem base in the hopes that might convince this person to vote for Dems. They get really mad if you say that won't do anything except depress lean-Dem turnout.

Consequences in the US are too fantastical, so I'm hoping for a kaiju to emerge from the Potomac and stomp the Federalist Society and Heritage Foundation into dust.

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance. And you know why? Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

They don't even have a written constitution and managed to arrest their powerful pervert. Even monarchies are dunking on us.

the Trump foreign policy of violence at will against whoever for whatever with total impunity will continue until the administration experiences a consequence

I was baptized, but never did all that Catholic stuff. Still going to their Weird Heaven if Chicago Pope thinks I'm cool enough.

Hmm wow “the algorithm” accomplishes the same thing with politics as it does with comedy, and all other media and topics and interests: it pushes attention and belief to the extreme right 🤯📊🤔

We need the federal government to pay reparations for the harm ICE and CBP have caused to communities. The money can come from their budgets, no problem.

None of these comics are in the Epstein files.

Now I will say something nice about Republicans, for balance: Their big box concentration camp warehouses that will be an eternal stain on all of us sure are easy to draw!

Posting about posting is the lowest form of the written word. Toilet stall poetry is a more noble pursuit.

🎵 I don't wanna work 🎵 🎵 I just wanna get preserved in this bog all day 🎵

I like to see the conversation moved away from defending trans people, and towards questioning why haters can't grow the fuck up, and live and let live.

This hits gingerbread men especially hard.

The phrase, "lesser of two Kneivels" must've hurt Robbie's feelings.

The White House pharmacy is now online!

I’ll add that it seems perfectly possible to me that using Claude to do limited computer science work may be genuinely helpful while using Grok to create political content or using ChatGPT to mediate your understanding of the world is as detrimental as eating opium all day.

If you got time to vibe-code, you got time to clean the commode.

the overlap of people who still support Trump and people who can be convinced to suddenly start having morals if we just say the magic words to them is 0. if they're fine with the concentration camps they're not going to change their mind

No more room in America to house regular people, but there's always plenty of space for hard drives and detention centers

AI hype-guy transported to the 1950s who gets mesmerized by a Rolodex.

“I use AI therefore I am” is some really deranged shit, the cherry on top will be when some tech venture to name their AI system Descartes

[Norm voice] The research was published in DUH Magazine.

Where's the Blue sky nanny filter for those two gross old dudes?

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

I need it to be spring so I can stop hunting and gathering jugs of distilled water for the humidifier.

before social media i guess there were just a bunch freaks and weirdos everywhere you just didn’t hear about (nyt editorial board, atlantic writers)

Every so often there's a story about polling that breaks through as though it is some immutable insight into fixed values, rather than a reflection of what people with power and influence are willing and unwilling to push for. The answer is not abandoning policy but doing politics in defense of it.