“We got both kinds. We got Golan AND Globus.”

Extremely messed up of NBC to do a video package about Amber Glenn being a Magic: The Gathering sicko without asking her what her go-to deck color is. The people need to know.

Who will win the Super Bowl??? Well let's see what the animal kingdom thinks. First off, Wilbur the binturong at the Nashville Zoo predicts the Seahawks will win. Makes you think, huh...

Your drunk friend right after saying, "Anyone hungry?" and heading into the kitchen

First of all quick question WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IMAGE. Second, why do you need to incorporate AI into the browser in the first place when that's exactly what extensions are for. You can't ethically handle AI, whatever your manifesto, without first giving people the ability to OPT OUT ENTIRELY.

You will know I’ve won the lottery because like a hundred of you will get one of these in the mail.

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

in which we venture into the wilderness of Guy Gardner: Warrior, for a look at that time the great Phil Jimenez drew the entirety of the DCU arriving for the grand opening of a tacky theme restaurant

Skeet surfing for Summer Olympics 2032

If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby

A few weeks ago I saw a commercial for like genAI or sports betting or something and it was like “don’t bet against the underdog” and one of the examples they depicted was the Spartans at Thermopylae. And like… my brother in Zeus, they lost. The were the underdogs and they FAMOUSLY lost.

Go on …

watching LeBron do LeBron bullshit, still, 23 years in

So much of figure skating is, “I can’t believe a human can do that”

Artist Matt Baker (Dec. 10, 1921 - Aug. 11, 1959). Active in the Golden Age, he is most remembered for his amazing covers & beautiful women. Tragically, he died of a heart attack at the young age of 37. #BlackHistoryMonth

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

Hey, all! I've been working with a group doing migrant support, helping ppl in Chicago. We are in need of: -men’s and women’s M & L underwear -men’s L & M bottoms -full sized shampoo/conditioner/lotion -women’s L bottoms -full sized bar soap If you can help www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

RIP Fred Smith of Television — one of the coolest bassists of all time.

Melville invented the Dril post send fleep

They shouldve done a movie where Vosloo’s Mummy and Roxburgh’s Dracula teamed up

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

OPERATION DILDO BLITZ 🍆 ❤️‍🔥

Ok Honda has a commercial showing off their sexy new off board motor and it makes me want to buy a boat. Your AI ads could never.

“Nicholas Ray's JOHNNY GUITAR is so rigorously, comprehensively excessive, its excesses eclipse any baseline against which excess is typically judged.”

Nathaniel Gillette, 30, missing in Chicago since Feb 4. I don’t know Nathaniel, but related to a friend of a friend. If anyone has any info: www.chicagopolice.org/news/missing...

A VHS classic.

He shut it down by being more subtle in his racism. He didn’t say “there is nothing wrong with being Muslim you racist asshole, but Obama isn’t Muslim.” He basically said “no, he’s not a Muslim, instead he’s a human being worthy of respect.”

Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

Went to dinner in Highland Park with kids1&2. Good vibes.

Turned on the Olympics, went into the kitchen and made coffee. Came back to Mr. Beast’s face on my tv and yelled “FUCK YOU”

Mamet’s a loon but I will watch this. deadline.com/2026/02/davi...

*mom from Babadook screaming* BE NORMAL!!!!!

Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.

I'm in Chile right now visiting family, and this is the type of shit I love about latin america.

I love that Fish Called Wanda clocked the pundit class like 40 years ago

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

Experts warned against drinking raw milk before it killed this baby, too.

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs

“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony” “What are you?” “A stovetop espresso maker.”

Scotland has passed a law that all new buildings must install ‘swift bricks’ which are hollowed out bricks to help nesting swifts and other endangered birds! Swifts are especially endangered because so many chimneys now have chimney caps. Swifts return to the same nesting spot year after year.

1. "skill" is a gatekeeping mechanism keeping me from piloting that airliner.

Nacelle drops this right as @beaucoupkevin.com gets a new job? blog.trekcore.com/2026/02/nace...

Art isn't the final result, it's the process that produces that final result. Also worth noting that "art" is only one letter away from "fart," because the best art results from farting around. Ergo, computers can't create art because computers can't fart. YET. Here's where you come in, Sharks…