Dude you should read this superhero deconstruction comic. No I'm serious dude it's about how being a superhero would actually derail your life and it would actually be so difficult to juggle that and also school and a job and relationships and it's completely thankless. Oh what's it called? Spider-m

The old gods are dead.

this is why i hate "representasians" imagine talking to tony leung like this. you should be taking notes from him but instead "it's marvel"??? holy shit www.vulture.com/article/tony...

Found a new pic to use against BlueSky reply guys, care of the iPaper.

This has been going around bsky and I’m begging you all to take three seconds to look at a photo with a discerning eye before you share it, they’re all wearing the same suit and that’s not the Chinese flag behind them

the GOP field looks like, "OOPS! ALL JEBS"

Just a brief moment to mark the passing of David Burke, Jeremy Brett's first Watson in the 1980s Granada TV show. He was solid and believable.

Old press photos for Indy rip so hard

America right now

@beaucoupkevin.com this seems to fit your interests youtu.be/GIrVOYiO1Uk?...

As much as I enjoy the Bret Blevins run this is probably as good as The New Mutants ever were or will be.

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post-credits stinger with Elizabeth Debicki walking in and being like, "oh, it's my short sisters"

#caturday #cats

lol this movie stinks, I love it

BRB, gotta look up #breakthepencil and block anyone using it non-ironically

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Take away their oxygen, guys.

Bad Bunny and the rest have been doing this and getting attacked all over the place for years now, y'all just don't care until the person doing it looks like the Boss

literally the day I pay to get the car washed the fuckin' Sox steal a base so I get a free one

Feel very 2026 that the Weather Channel app now has a “Menaces” tab.

My dog walker took me on a journey in her notes.

Back on my bullshit. #Letterboxdfriday #LastFourWatched

Y’all should go see this. Gonna end up on my year end top ten for sure.

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“VIP Snorkel” sounds like a weird sex act.

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

This is what it was really like hanging out with your friends in the 90s.

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Malcolm in the middle if he drank that Simpsons brain tonic

It’s 2026, in Oklahoma has finally made child marriage illegal. Congratulations? Also WTF.

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service.

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

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i looked up the plot for this book and every couple of words is a new punch to the head, i need to read this. Books are so cool.

very awesome feeling to have Steve Lieber draw a picture of the scene in the song I wrote that released today

She's getting stupider at an unprecedented rate because instead of using just one AI suite that we already know makes you dumber she's using an entire battery of them

Still slots available! Get cheap original bespoke art for you from me!

genius plagiarism

This is incredible. My buddy showed me this clip and asked what I thought it was from and I said the Max Payne game but no apparently this is a finished scene of that new Punisher movie lol

"It's largely a passion project"

Sucks to suck

Jason Collins got to tell his own story:

"At the restaurant Tuesday, William Paul went on to tell Lawler he 'needs to watch more Tucker Carlson.'"

Dudes who rock more than any other dudes have rocked

Glad people are enjoying the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social theme today — here’s a live version

City Council To Vote On Whether To Open Five New Wraith Batteries Inside City Limits "No known purpose," say experts "Their claws rend flesh and their screams rend souls," says a councilperson with no name. "It's the way of the future, in the sense that the wraiths will eat the future too."