Opening Day 2026 bar box score: Best selling draft beer: Kona Lager Best selling seltzer: High Noon 🍍 Best selling package beer….for at least the 15th season in a row…Old Style.

When you’re scared, it’s very important to have a gun holstered in a position where you will definitely shoot yourself pulling it, maybe even in the dick and balls.

A thing about me and a thing about my friend Jacob. We were kayaking, and there was a huge tree in the middle of the bayou, leaning pathetically at a 45-degree angle. I remarked, sincerely, "THAT TREE SUUUUUUCKS!!" Jacob replied, sincerely, "That tree is doing the best it can."

I've not seen a better ad for getting a therapist

Absolutely insane that six year old console prices keep increasing.

Speaking of THUNDEROUS DUNKS I didn't see anyone post this absolute all-timer either theonion.com/christ-retur...

My favorite Onion headline. theonion.com/song-about-h...

a little core sample of 1992 to make you feel old/grateful you missed it/utterly confused

Friends, it’s Trash Day #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

Call it what it is.

Wow, I thought Ernie Bushmiller was about to rip on an icon here.

Sometimes it burns me up to see original art, and how that art was used.

Finally got around to illustrating my long fantasized about spin-off to the sitcom I watched the most as a kid.

Yet again r/roadtrips is valiantly trying to save a European from their carefully planned itinerary

Voters: Hey we would like less fascism and also healthcare DNC Consultants: Gay jokes are the way forward folks

"You can see the Cubs losing!"

I am making the ritual offer to my god of spring for a pleasant and bountiful fall

My latest for The New York Times: a look at the life & legacy of the late great D. Boon. Visited San Pedro to talk to the surviving Minutemen, Mike Watt and George Hurley, as they continue to carry forward the spirit of Boon and the band. Gift link here: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/a...

lmao

Happy Opening Day

This is the best $25 you will spend...well, in your life. www.humblebundle.com/books/collec...

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

Shadow in the Stars is my next game! It's a solo ttrpg inspired by classic Atari games featuring a pilot on a terrible mission of destruction. Pilot a starfighter, engage the enemy in combat, and make hard choices on a journey of self discovery. www.kickstarter.com/projects/tab...

Rad

The absolute king of 90's soundtracks

Please repost. It seems unlikely it’ll change the minds of any bigots, but there will be a few people that will be swayed by the fact the Board of the AMA support gender affirming care, and that the Society of Plastic Surgeons’s opinions should be given an appropriate context and reception.

What are some movie lines that haven't been over-quoted in pop culture but you still think about a lot? One of mine is "Oh, thank God" from the oil measuring guy in Waterworld.

this idea that you can get on a billion dollar boat and sail it anywhere you want without having to worry about random governments harassing you for their cut has been the main benefit of American hegemony and it very well might be dead lol

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Caitlin Clark snapping this photo is so funny

anyway, we've all had fun today, but time to make my feed more manageable.

All my pals hate Slippy Toad.

You fucking loser

Will go see this if Slippy dies graphically, onscreen.

My most old man yells at cloud opinion: it never should have changed from "if you want to watch the Cubs they're on channel 9, the White Sox are on channel 32".

In 1992, Barq's ran a Soviet Union "going out of business" promotion. They bought a warehouse full of soviet war medals, patches, buttons, flags etc and gave it all away to folks that bought their soda. This has to be a strong contender for the weirdest promo of all time.

oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf

LFG

Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.

How many years ago?

Still thinking about how the latest issue of TAROT has a vampire whose big plan to avoid getting shot is just to start throwing vampire babies at the heroes, and how Skeleton Man's response is "I won't shoot a baby, but I WILL punch one in the face!" and then he starts punching baby vampires.

How is there not a loaded boutique 4K of DEATH SPA? There's just a bluray from 2014. Come on man, I will pay money for this.

Tonight:

robots fuckin'

Man, I can't imagine what the refs would have to say to get me to side with management over workers.

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all