Luis Paez-Pumar
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Showed up to Zohran’s New York just in time for the nicest spring days in the history of spring and days.
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All these World Cup songs and no one has yet topped “Wavin Flag” after 16 years.
about 14 hours ago
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Defector
2 days ago
Playing a baseball simulator made me a fanatic again:
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Playing A Baseball Simulator Made Me A Fanatic Again
When I was a kid, I loved baseball. I loved playing it, I loved watching it, and I really loved attending games. Some of my favorite memories of growing up in Miami came at the old Dolphins/Marlins…
https://defector.com/playing-a-baseball-simulator-made-me-a-fanatic-again
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For Sunday Defector, I wrote about how Out of the Park Baseball has brought me back into baseball fandom:
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Playing A Baseball Simulator Made Me A Fanatic Again
When I was a kid, I loved baseball. I loved playing it, I loved watching it, and I really loved attending games. Some of my favorite memories of growing up in Miami came at the old Dolphins/Marlins st...
https://defector.com/playing-a-baseball-simulator-made-me-a-fanatic-again
2 days ago
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Defector
2 days ago
Well, that stunk:
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Well, That Stunk
By their very nature, cup finals do not necessarily make for exciting matches. For every 2022 World Cup final, there are 15 2019 Champions League finals. That does not excuse what happened on Saturday...
https://defector.com/well-that-stunk-champions-league-psg-arsenal
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The power of unified hatred Spurs*
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3 days ago
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I’m a Knicks hater, but Wemby going to his first Finals and getting to play at MSG is cool as hell. AS HELL. Spurs in 5.
3 days ago
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I love that the Spurs all know to rush over to Castle whenever he gets heated.
3 days ago
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Gotta hand it to Luke Kornet on that block, wow.
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3 days ago
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Safe to say that this series will be decided in these next few Luke Kornet Minutes. God help us all.
3 days ago
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Chet is going to have to get over whatever anxiety he has about Wemby or this is gonna be a loooong decade for him.
3 days ago
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I think Wemby has entered the Tired Nexus.
3 days ago
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Dying at Harper immediately going to the floor to stop Castle from fighting Caruso. That’s truly a veteran move!!
3 days ago
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Every Jared McCain basket is a deserved slap in Daryl Morey’s stupid face.
3 days ago
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Live by the defense die by the defense I guess.
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3 days ago
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WHY would you have a center back kick fifth???
3 days ago
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30 minutes of fun, 90 minutes of 🤮🤮🤮
3 days ago
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I'm cracking up at how in the bag for Arsenal the CBS commentators are right now. They're about to start calling PSG cowards.
3 days ago
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Not that I expected it, but how was that not a second yellow on Mosquera too?
3 days ago
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Popping that Dembouzzy
3 days ago
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That's one of the clearest penalties I've ever seen, why is this VAR check taking so long...
3 days ago
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You don't have to convince me that xG is a flawed stat, don't worry.
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3 days ago
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Michael Caley
3 days ago
you took a full minute to line up your corner sorry it's halftime
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Hey, Arsenal taking nine hours to take a set piece finally bites them, very slightly, in the ass!
3 days ago
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Halftime thought: I’d be saying “there’s no way PSG doesn’t score today with this much of the ball,” but I’ve watched enough Arsenal this year to know this is ending 1-0. Maybe 2-0 with an 87th minute penalty.
3 days ago
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Whether Arsenal wins or not, whatever, the absolute worst thing that could have happened, in terms of entertainment, in this game was an early Arsenal goal.
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3 days ago
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This is an absolutely horrid final to watch, lmao.
3 days ago
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Arsenal 1-0 up in a Champions League final...we are about to see some real nasty work from them, and I can't even blame them.
3 days ago
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....can't be 3-1 if Arsenal doesn't score 1...
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3 days ago
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I'm sticking with 3-1 PSG here.
3 days ago
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The Killers, they could never make me hate you.
3 days ago
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Arne Slot was dealt an incredibly shitty hand this season. I can’t even blame him for not performing a miracle with that, but it also became pretty evident he didn’t have any miracles in him at all.
3 days ago
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Chet has to hope that OKC wins game 7 because otherwise he’s going to have to go to therapy to undo the damage Wemby is causing.
5 days ago
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I would be terrified of someone who would want to multibox OKC-Spurs with Jen Psaki’s MSNBC show. Genuinely bone-chilling to think about.
5 days ago
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Wemby spent the last two days just watching LeBron game 6 2012???
5 days ago
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Zero Parades is a really interesting game because the actual writing ranges from mid to horrid, but the narrative is really fucking good and gripping and the gameplay rocks. Could have been a true classic.
5 days ago
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I'm really excited to watch and then not participate in any discourse about Camp Miasma, which looks sick as hell.
6 days ago
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Wemby is just completely gassed. He can’t even pretend to go up for a rebound.
7 days ago
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Both of these teams are practicing Eastern Conference hoops ahead of the Finals.
7 days ago
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Ok, did the refs just short circuit there or did multiple calls come in from Oklahoma City?
7 days ago
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Nothing makes me more viscerally angry for no reason than my internet going out. It’s so frustrating.
7 days ago
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assbutt
7 days ago
if you’re like me and somehow never saw the JJ Putz thing, here you go. it is amazing.
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After trying both for the first time in ages this holiday weekend, I am ready to weigh in on the Diet Coke vs Coke Zero debate… They’re both ass.
7 days ago
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I’m stunned by the reviews for 007 First Light. Not because I doubted IO, but because the lack of any kind of buzz for it and the late embargo date made me think they had served up some ass.
7 days ago
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Officially, I am now a San Oklantonio Sphunders fan the rest of the season.
8 days ago
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I deeply relate to the Cavs dominating game 1, blowing it, then completely crapping the bed the rest of the way. I also have no mental fortitude, kings.
8 days ago
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The good thing about this Knicks run is that it will fade into obscurity once they lose the Finals. When god sings with his creations, Landry Shamet will not be a part of the choir.
8 days ago
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The joke’s on me for trying to rely on James Harden and Donovan Mitchell to feed my hater agenda.
8 days ago
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Wemby is such a freak.
9 days ago
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Oh man George Russell is FURIOUS, we are really back in 2016.
9 days ago
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