The reviews are in, read all about it: defector.com/its-clear-to...

Friend (gay, single, he wants everyone to know) just told me I’m too straight to love the new Slayyyter album. Which, yeah fair but that’s not gonna stop me.

This was pretty much the obvious conclusion to this, I’m thrilled to once again be right about everything.

It’s clear to me now that Manchester City must topple Arsenal:

Ok, I’m not happy about writing this blog but I had to be true to myself: defector.com/its-clear-to...

I’m dying at how wrong this stupid AI summary is. It got pretty much everything wrong about this.

If this year’s Man City were even 80% of a normal Man City side, I would feel confident in saying Arsenal just blew the title. As it stands, tho, it’s going to be a very very very interesting run-in.

The amount of bot followers I’ve gotten on here since January is humiliating. Plus I have no idea who the hell even follows me now.

I don’t know who Teddy Swims is, but I will take every opportunity I get to say that Vanessa Carlton’s 2015 album Liberman is a masterpiece.

The Strokes using AI, I’ve always been right about that band sucking mondo ass and I’m glad the world is catching up to me.

Alright I think you have to fire Arne Slot tonight. This is embarrassing.

Liverpool down 1-0, Barcelona down to 10 men ... this is not going well for your boy (me)

Just got added to an alumni group chat with my high school graduating class, which is full of hardcore Zionists. Debating dropping in a “Free Palestine” to see what happens.

Best performer alive for the 20th year in a row.

I am too old to blast my way through a sold out general admission crowd nowadays. Anyway, here’s Hayley Williams.

I miss Luis Diaz on Liverpool every day.

No one is safe in the Champions League quarterfinals: defector.com/no-one-is-sa...

Is there World of Warcraft Bluesky? I love how chaotic WoW Twitter is but I also don’t post over there so I need my weirdos here too.

They’re going online and calling Alysa Liu an anime larper, the concept of fandom has been warped beyond all recognition.

Jury Duty season 2 isn’t as great as the first one but fucking WOW at how good the casting was for the Real Person. Anthony is a damn gem, I love him.

UConn 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

It’s crazy that Christina Hendricks and I have the exact same music taste.

Survivor 50 has made it to the merge (sort of), so the Defector Survivor sickos decided to weigh in on the first half of the season: defector.com/welcome-to-t...

This is the worst day of my Survivor life.

I have a bad feeling that it will be joever for us tonight, Genebros. #Survivor50

Oops, Italy did it again, again!

There’s something that happens in the last like five minutes of the Paradise season 2 finale that made me scream “oh fuck YOU” at the TV. Horrible show, can’t wait for season three.

It happened to Italy again, lmaooooooo

It’s happening to Italy again. It’s so funny that it’s happening to Italy again.

I never see Marlins fans perform mental illness online even in terrible losses, unlike basically every other fanbase in MLB, which leads me to one of two conclusions: either a) we are all normal or b) there are like seven of us and we’re all used to it.

Are. You. REEAAAAAADYYYYYYY?!

I don’t think that, in my heart of hearts, I truly believed Tottenham would get relegated……..until now.

Welcome back, old friend.

Never doubt the dogs.

This reminded me that if I were a closer, I would totally copy CM Punk and pick “Miseria Cantare” as my walkout song.

I’m fine with people disagreeing in the comments, except those challenging cinnamon raisin supremacy.

After much thought (about 37 seconds total), I have created the perfect (probably pretty bad) bagel tier list.

Lindblad knocking Verstappen out in Q2, oh I know Max is about to throw some shit at the nearest wall.

Chris Richards knows so much ball.

I’m so glad @lpp.bsky.social blogged about the scourge (delight?) that is Paradise’s deep love of terrible covers because it’s all I can think about defector.com/its-just-ano...

This is not what “talking like Sephiroth” is, my god. Read a book, play a video game.

What do you mean I made hot dogs for Opening Day and the Marlins don't even play until Friday? Sure, I could have just searched that before making hot dogs, but come on.

The “Final Countdown” cover in the most recent episode was the worst one yet, hell yeah.

Tottenham keeps finding new lows: defector.com/tottenham-ke...

It's easy to figure out whose side I am on in this feud.

Can’t get “oye Charlie, esto es para tiiiii, si si si” out of my head.

I earnestly and truly do carry the flame for Chappell Roan.

Since Crimson Desert was a flop for me, it’s time to do my yearly attempt to beat one single FromSoft game. This year’s attempt: Sekiro.

"For almost my entire life, Venezuela has been a punching bag, a nasty joke couched in fake concern."

Refunded it after 90 minutes lol I’ll wait for some patches and discounts.