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it's the soldiers, the men, the number of them. how can there be so many men who are eager to sign up for this. i can't, my brain cannot handle it. i despair at the number of them who want to be this, who desperately want to hurt and to kill. when i was a kid i feared other boys because of this

i dare anyone to try and get mad at this man for how much he went back to the monster mash well. that's just commitment to the bit.

for reference, here's the original smoke smoke smoke. quintessential country swing, but bobby "boris" pickett thought "i ought to monster mashify this fucker up something fierce" www.youtube.com/watch?v=65_-...

just remembered I have a huge credit on one of my utility bills this month so I can afford the final fantasy tactics remaster. it's *gorgeous* and remains a top 5 ps1 game

sam and max season 4: just one more thing

I love that the picture they got on wikipedia for r.a. salvatore is him in front of a giant sign that says "FAMILY GUY" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._A._S...

Lmfao @ the descriptor tags rym has for the new Taylor Swift

what's up there, baby?

here's a bit of wisdom from your old pal michelle: you ought to listen to "you dropped a bomb on me" by the gap band www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lk...

I say this having spent most of my adult life podcasting: If my fiancee name-checked my podcast in a song about my penis I would probably die of embarrassment

I remember a week before kid a dropped I saw a big box of CDs behind the counter at spinnaker records in hyannis. I asked the guy if I could buy one early and he said yes but only if I agreed to not post about it online. hopefully the statue of limitations is up on that promise

together at last!

~ the snuggler ~

legit sad that I didn't get a picture of the "GUYBRUSH" arizona license plate I saw this morning

Billions spent to try and convince Americans that they too can be fucking marks, and Americans are deciding in increasing numbers that they don’t want to be fucking marks bsky.app/profile/john...

no, they weren't all happy days www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkbR...

Roasting a whole onion over a campfire like a video game character

I'm gonna tell my kids that this was i saw the TV glow

Uncle Buick #TurnJohnCandyIntoACarByInsertingOneLetter

a loud and hearty YANKEES SUCK

well, I just picked up desperados 3 on the steam sale and it's love at first sight. it's another squad based stealth tactics game by the people who made shadow gambit but with cowboy flavor instead of pirate flavor. huge shout out to mimimi games, their shit just works for me

typically great writing from Charlie Pierce, and not just because it's about minor league baseball and Worcester, MA

salt my wounds, chlorine my eyes, I'm a self destructive fool www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOnq...

KEEP HONKING! I'm reading GEORGE EASTMAN'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE

I usually like any far side about hell, but this one has always stuck out as a favorite

I love that this gay club's monthly pup play night named their Halloween party after a mario 64 level

I love this picture I took of @futuredefector.bsky.social about to bowl

in the running for the best tweet of all time

holy shit I just found a sifl and olly tribute album from a few years ago by people who I'm guessing were born after the show went off the air archive.org/details/28-a...

used to be you could only buy a vhs of the ~lost third season of sifl & olly~ direct from their website using paypal, and since my friends and I were all 15 and it was the year 2000 none of our parents trusted the internet with money yet so nobody I knew had this tape www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUF...

Sifl the wizard! 🌟

thrilled to find I'm not the first person who had this www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmK...

Emo Phillips doesn’t deserve this bsky.app/profile/elle...

Yes YES Michelle is out

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice. Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

I desperately need to go out and play pinball tonight but I'm not off work for another hour so I'm pacing back and forth at the register like a bored tiger at the zoo

I hope the four chicks in leopard print coming out of the porn store with an absolutely huge bag have an excellent night

john waters is doing his christmas show down the street from my house. who wants to venmo me $75 so I can go see him?

"boredom is the Cadillac of feelings" is gonna stick in my brain the same way a good achewood line does. rip to one of the greats

it used to be I knew summer was officially over when they stopped playing the thompson's clam bar jingle on the radio. now the end of summer is marked by the first morning where it's cool enough that I wake up with catbrush cuddling me www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAm...

staying up inadvisably late to listen to the final dr demento all requests show drdemento.com/online.html

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