Metaphor: ReFantazio makes NieR: Automata look like Steins;Gate

Drain the Wok Johnson

well hey that explains a lot! www.avclub.com/kristen-bell...

things are about to get... bulbous

oh, they do it with ~waves~

I would not have guessed kristen bell would take money from fox news. bummer! I am far, far less surprised to see loudly catholic barnstable high alum neal mcdonough take money from fox news www.avclub.com/fox-news-nat...

showing the adventures of pete and pete to my friends who didn't grow up watching it is a trip because they ask questions that never occurred to me as a kid, like "who would name their two sons the same thing" and "why does that 10 year old have a sexy lady tattooed on his forearm"

apparently they made a spinoff of young sheldon and dr demento is going to be in this week's episode. I'm really having a hard time with the knowledge that my man barry is officially part of the big bang theory canon drdemento.com/blog/#241

Mr. Jones and Me by Counting Crows is an all time bad song by a band that sucks but god help me if I don't enjoy it when it comes on the radio

of all the kreb-based products in the world of pete and pete, my favorite by far is krebbin' donuts

Toby Huss as The Wiz is one of my favorite Seinfeld characters, as well as one of my favorite audition stories

plushies you won in a claw game are very important.

man I just did something really cool in wasteland 2. this game is so goddamn good

probably a good idea lmao

Now That's What I Call Musings... A Peggy Hill Retrospective

the cats are so happy that their old pal space heater is back in town for the winter

good beer, bad name

🎵🎶 fix up look sharp 🎶🎵

who wore it best?

a lesser mind would have written "busta rhymes implies the existence of busta free verse," but that simply isn't true. nothing implies the existence of anything; the human mind simply attempts to find patterns in an indifferent universe to bring meaning to the meaningless. evil twins are real though

busta rhymes' evil twin, busta free verse

what perfect album came out the year you were 16? (I'll give ya four)

oh man I'm gonna get that deck of h*r playing cards

love it when comic book goons say shit like "cheese it, it's da spiduh!"

makes you smell like a hobbit's pocket

vacation rifftrax movie 1: DOA featuring beverly garland in her first role. she'd go on to work for the next 55 years, both as an actor and as the owner of a series of hotels in the valley, most famously the beverly garland, which is now just called the garland

I got the only peach in the mall

THE Real Pro Lesbian Wrestling 6 SPECIAL I Want To Lick It! Your Pussy!

extremely carly rae jepsen voice: 🎵🎶 and all the other boys 🎶🎵

I put some numbers up tonight!

one of the best scenes in the whole show www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WgC...

at first I was sad that I planned my vacation for the raniest week of the year, but then I realized I'd be home for a week of very cuddly catbrush times so it's not all so bad

all I'm saying is that nobody believed marlon brando sucked off wally cox, but then that picture came out

save me a slice of that rain loaf

Maybe my favorite line reading in the show’s entire run, and believe me when I say that is not a bar that’s lying on the floor bsky.app/profile/lizz...

two kittens named "loyalty" and "huffing paint"

ernie bushmiller invented funko pops

bobby taylor and the vancouvers changed their name a couple times. one of them is "the original title of licensed to ill" level bad

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 13,1952

nightmare blunt rotation

I had half a red bull last night and it was the first energy drink I've had in probably 20 years. I'm here to report that they're still absolutely rancid and I pray I don't have another for at least 20 more

🎶🎵 everybody be nice to me (everybody be nice to me) 🎵🎶

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 13,1946

coming in at a combined 188 years old

that's the clean sweep, baby bsky.app/profile/impo...

baby lemme be your total loop champion