my favorite song from Cramilton (A XXX Parody): MILFS (They Get The Job Done)

Nancy 2/3/26, Nancy Visits Philadelphia: The Epilogue

"early" should be an adverb meaning "like an ear" and it should rhyme with 'merely'

every episode of pete and pete is so uniquely weird that most of the time I know exactly which one it is from just a screenshot

love it when a fantasy setting uses like 99% normal words for stuff and then throws in a mention of "dapplehoney wine" or some other frodo phrase

reminiscing about the time my mom heard the line in "take this job and shove it" where the guy makes fun of his boss for having a flat top haircut and decided that's the haircut I should have from about age six through 15

just had the most stressful hour of my life. time to unwind by watching a dozen wealthy people get trapped in a room for 93 minutes

guy who titles his memoir "all according to keikaku"

for at least the 25th consecutive year, Kate is the coolest person I've ever known. happy birthday and many more to ya, babe 💜

out of everyone in mortal kombat, I would trust scorpion the most to give relationship advice. sometimes you just need someone to tell you to "GET OVER HER"

oh yeah he also wrote the music for the wizard of oz

and what thanks do we get?

I'm a huge fan of Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts by Bob Dylan, but for something a touch more obscure here's Tommy Sharp and the Sharptones - They Don't Make Nun Names Like That No More www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-k4...

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Don't Tell Mom the Dracula's Dead & Loving It

One of the classic Westminster Dog Show bits for me is when the in-arena announcer describes the dogs as like "a courageous little clown and an ideal companion" while they're trotting around. More athletic competitions need that kind of real-time commentary.

found some film from tarantino's personal stash

it's been too long since they did a good "stupid teen falls into a life of crime" movie a la I Accuse My Parents or Girls Town. those were always my favorites

BFF

I was gonna make a joke about how as I get older, the more wisdom I see in just playing a game you're not good at on easy mode, but then I remember I bought a game genie with birthday money when I was 7 because I just wanted to beat my video games. I've always been right!

I can't believe people like kingdom come deliverance 2. the writing is pretty great but the tedium! my god the tedium

it's just computers in an area, man

I love Moby Dick but I disagree with its central philosophy which is "the ocean is cool"

this one's for veronica, or the veronica at heart

glad to see in the qrts that the omar connection isn't just recency bias

#catcrumb this was in response to an ask telling me their mom likes my art lmao

#catcrumb good ol venom sacs cat

ishmael the ea sports diehard.

my terry francona impression is exactly two words long: "jeddie lowrie"

I've never been more prepared to nail a guess the game in my LIFE. I literally went to school for this

Sometimes I think you just gotta say to yourself “whatever horrid chain of events that led people to sign up for the private Gestapo of a pants shitting game show host, I’m glad that didn’t happen to me”

one time I heard someone call Jimmy Buffett's music as being "children's music for adults" and there's no coming back from that. dude sings about his favorite burger toppings. some real wiggles shit if I'm being honest

McNulty said he's also the guy who did all those murders in the vacants

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

There were over 5,000 titties unfucked in Dubai, the day before you arrived. How many are unfucked today, I wonder? How many will be unfucked tomorrow?

oh my lord I had no idea jenifer prince did a poster for the handmaiden

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

man I did not expect to wake up to movie sign today

season five: 1: gus 2: snoop 3: omar 4: clay davis 5: marlo stanfield

Congrats to Carly Rae Jepsen's E•MO•TION for winning Album of the Year for the 11th consecutive year

I'm doing the last two episodes of the wire tonight. I really loved snoop the first time I saw the show, and this second watch has really cemented her in the Michelle Grimmer Truly One of the Greats Hall of Fame.

sluggo, c'est moi

it's always really impressed me how they managed to recreate the playfield of pinbot with such accuracy on the NES