free display name: Michael Angelospieta

[rustically] Well, hogtie my spirit!

["Rain Man" voice] Big Ramp. Big Ramp

the nutting professor

doing some independent research into how far you have to fall headfirst in a perfect pencil dive onto concrete or granite before you begin to have unusual ideas

oh his deathbed, Roger Ebert played Cookie's Bustle and recanted his prior statements about video games, accepting the light of god into his heart

Cookie's Bustle - English Translation (PC) Added

"Knackered" was originally "Cockney Rhyming Slang" for "naked." It only came to mean 'tired' after every british wife would tell her husband she was knackered before having sex and then pretend to be asleep

if I was put in one of those little mazes they have rats go through, I dunno man. At first you feel like it'd be easy, but if the maze is long or complex enough you might lose your bearings unless you're really disciplined. I guess it's all moot because I would crush the rat maze with my large body

woah... just realized I could use the camera on my cellular phone to take a picture of my penis, for free

#1 saddest fact of all time: STARBURST is an anagram for RAT BURSTS

"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is

in 2026 all AI related industry profit will be dwarfed in comparison to a single mysterious building appearing overnight in Fort Worth, TX labelled only as "SLUT BARN"

If there was a guy who ate popcorn kernels, unpopped, just crunching them raw, he (or she) would basically be the modern Genghis (ᠴᠢᠩᠭᠢᠰ) Khan

They call me "Dungeon Laugher". They tell me "You cannot know why." They command me "Laugh, Dungeon Laugher! All the world's your dungeon! Hahahaha!!"

Please be advised: A scary guy is en route to your house right now

had a dream last night that a lost MST3K episode was unearthed after 30 years, for Tobe Hooper's "The Funhouse"

"Angeline Era": very good game

In the winter, my thoughts always turn to poetry, and I would like to share my all time favorite poem by the master, Robert Frost, from his collection "Vermont in Ice Bedappled".

[heroically] Poop Farten

THE DOG DICKS OF CHERNOBYL ARE NOT EXPERIENCING RAPID MUTATION. THERE IS A TASK FORCE TRAVELING THROUGH THE ABANDONED STRUCTURES OF Vyshhorod Raion AND CIRCUMCISING UN NEUTERED CANINES. DO NOT BUY ANY DOG FORESKIN PENDANTS ONLINE. THEY MAY BE IRRADIATED.

wolverine using one fist to upper cut my ass cheek and the other fist to "punch down" on the same ass cheek. claws extended of course. this happens at 5:28 PM EST every wednesday

When I was Young all the Youths were interested in "Perceive" , but Nowadays it seems like they just want to "Purse Thieve" ! I might have that backwards actually !

["tiny dancer" chorus] don quixote sancho panza

campy fantasy that's also a porno. everyone saying stuff like "tch! Damn your turgidity!" through clenched teeth

if you ever see me running down the street yelling "galoot! galoot!" it's because i'm looking for my escaped galoot

Growing up, I used to enjoy how every day had a new original poll on GameFAQs. I just checked and they're still running, but today's is just "Would you rather be murdered with a golf club?" The only response option is "Sure" and for some reason there's an accompanying picture of Um Jammer Lammy.

deal with it

CAPTAIN AMERICA: (pregnant) Pregvengers... pregsemble!!

cow pride flag for if youre proud to be a cow

SEGAGAGA translation to be released soon www.resetera.com/threads/13...

"Gilding The Lily": generally not recommended "Gelding The Top Executives Of Eli Lilly And Company": might be good? who can say...

Feemie Seymour

I'm the Beat Boxing Puppy, by the way.

You Will No Longer Believe What Is Real And What Is Fictional When You Taste Our Incredible Froench Froies

these are the men

Innovative (said britishly to rhyme with derivative) Pissing

SIMPLY HAVING A

Going to use this thread to repost some of my most popular posts and "greatest hits" from the h*ellsite. I've got plenty of other gems coming shortly! (1/?) 🧶

Hello sir, I-- *infinitely spawning briefcases which infinitely spawn jellybeans*

phoning into CSPAN to ominously intone "the KNIFEwielders wield the MACHINES" in a Zorak voice

The year is 2555 AD. The Vibram Syndicate has taken total control of the new world order. All shoes must have Vibram soles. Feet must always be contained in shoes. Newborns have shoes assigned to them at birth. Mankind has not known the pleasures of bare feet in centuries. Their only hope... 1/2

I medically require a butler

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

Top 3 Genie Wishes To Fix All Problems: 3. Every Volcano Erupts At Once 2. Glass Can Never Break Again 1. All Buildings Are Now Alive

ISO: deranged great ape to pull my throat out ($100 OBO)

Bangai-O