The Ones Who Won't Report on Omelas Unless a High-ranking Official Agrees to Comment

Big Tech is offering you a Faustian bargain. It promises to remove all the friction from life, to keep you from having to think or study, and the result is your brain will become pudding, you’ll become incapable of creativity or communication. They want to make you a non-person.

(35th time doing it) listen pal, you do that 15 more times and we're gonna have a problem

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

Got a big tv with unskippable YouTube ads interrupting music with dogshit AI advertisements that are an embarrassment to all human history, labor, endeavor, creation; an insult to man gifted and cursed with this vigil of living senses, ads full of fake people and animals whose eyes hold undeath,

2025 Quote with your best booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yours

like, "trump bought a teen pageant so he could creep on girls in the dressing room" is an established thing he just said on the radio but all the fancy people are like, "i'll pretend i don't know that," because they live in an epistemic bubble where no one's *really* a rapist til they're cast out

lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time

Gen Z doesn’t even understand, in my day there were videogames where Bart Simpson would illegally drive a car, no license, he was what 9 or 10 years old?! (Voice quavering, glancing towards the gathering dark) and I do believe he was smoking camel wides the whole time

simply incredible

*James Brown after 5 decades of economic inflation voice*

thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it

That’s weird, when I met him he said “don’t make the mistakes I made, and divest yourself of your humanity, all that you have, all you will ever be, just to become a hologram, to talk to Anderson cooper”

Important to remember that The Atlantic and similar elite publications are essentially make work programs for legacy Ivy admits that are still too dumb to take over their family business of poisoning wells in Argentina.

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

This Christmas show the people you love some Google image search pics of how idris Muhammad was dressing in the 1970s

Going sovereign citizen mode at demons and disease

facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween

There won't be any more non-patreon podcasting from me in 2025 so I'm going to do a short thread counting down my personal top 12 public SFULTRA episodes of the year (in chronological order). Impossible to narrow it down to that but let's try. All of these on the usual podcast apps and spotify.

Lets imagine starpeace

I feel this way about my girlfriend sometimes

You don't need to be able to read every pore and eyelash on a character's face for "good" graphics. You need good art direction and design. Those are what ensure your game still looks striking and memorable even decades later.

Can’t wait to vote about this possibly in a couple of years

They wouldn't even do it. If the Clintons are implicated, who would they send out to alienate voters in the swing states?

Can’t wait to vote for a Democrat to maybe possibly do something about this, if they somehow don’t run a dogshit candidate who runs a dog shit campaign and also wins, so they can do something about this in January 2029

Guy outside of a fallout vault: that there boy is vault 13-a, it’s full of latinas but it holds a secret Raider: wait latinas and a secret or latinas with a secret Guy (solemnly): Latinas and a secret

Got the damn covid 19 “night sweats” and let me assure you it feels insane In the old days a fella could change into a werewolf after this kinda ordeal but instead I got possible damage

THIS IS REALLY THE ANGLE THEYRE WORKING NOW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?! Haaaaaaa Worthless More than worthless Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election and they did nothing about that and he’s president again now bc of their feckless worthless party

(Unskippable 1min30second ad pops up on Amazon tv) Welcome to Toyotathon … you’re gonna die!

@adactivity.bsky.social hey man check this out when you get a moment youtu.be/7AgU60iIUfc?...

I think in retrospect we will all remember 2025 as the year the American Century of Humiliation really kicked into high gear.

Ornament

Yeah the pedophiles are playing with toys and releasing bad drawings of their fantasy weapons I don’t care they need to get put down haaa

If the last 10 years have been weird for you maybe check if your phone is in Disturb mode

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

I’m awake with the Covid sweats, in a foreign land, if I die please hire two corpse walkers to walk me (赶尸) back to the place of my birth, and lay my corpse out on the pavement in Brooklyn New York that it might spook the rich young republicans that live there now and lower the rent for real people

Hahaha, what you said was really funny bro. Now I’m imagining BTS's V (Kim Taehyung) saying it and it’s even funnier. Yo I’m going to tell my friends what you just said but tell them BTS's V (Kim Taehyung) just said it okay?

I like that I was overseas when the first avatar movie came out and I read breathless descriptions of a movie so beautiful it was causing movie goers deep psychosis when they left the movie and couldn’t live in it, finally saw what it looked like and it was “racist final fantasy X made by Canadians”

Incredible things happening in dallas, texas

Capitalism is the best system in the world because it keeps all industries honest by getting people who fundamentally don’t understand and hate these industries to run them. Mankind’s progress will complete when private equity saddles every living human with debt and sells off their limbs.

I think it's bad that the vice president of the United States is a neo-Nazi

Maybe those Tumblr witches really did hex the moon. 🌕

AI is a technology for Looking Busy

In general, AI adoption levels are a measurement of to what extent a particular reward system (a corporation, a market, academia as a whole system) has ceased to distinguish between doing a thing and pretending to do a thing

If someone sincerely uses the word “warfighter” I know that every single one of my priorities is the 180 degrees opposite of theirs

Please send love to me and my gf (pictured) we got the covid

Nikki Minaj still defends her brother who’s doing 25 yrs for raping a child man it’s not shocking what political movement she’d rock with in 2025