I had the old warhammer book as a kid and it was cool that all the character classes were 95% just like this and like “procurer” and “guy who shits in a bucket”

there is no “dems won this one” right now because dems are complicit in every fascist action this govt has taken

It’s funny to see America get absolutely owned like this but I actually don’t want to see that meth-faced little fascist’s private pics, that sounds somehow both traumatic and boring

The Supreme Court is going to strip citizenship from tens of millions of people this year and the main way this has been discussed in legal academia has been outrage that people aren't being deferential enough to the people doing it. Completely useless discipline. Unfit for a free people.

Rip to the god

Platner to newspaper: I loved shooting the fuck out of Iraqis, burning their bodies, and trolling people about it with my blackwater hat. Plus I got cheered on for it when I came home. Awesome experience. Killing is 👍 Guy who usually hates all that stuff: So all you guys have is the tattoo huh

I think Peter thiel should be burned at a stake, but not for any bullshit Catholic reasons, but sure,

Crawling through the desert following not a sign for “water” but instead a sign that says “pussy from a girl who is evil” and when I crest a dune I see a third sign,

Can check

Got a ぞう大魔王 for my bday from Sarah

It’s my birthday follow my art acct @adegenart.bsky.social as a gift to me

Your job on Meet n fuck commune is: agricultural scientist m w f, toilet maintenance t th, cafeteria monitor sat lunch, alternating sundays librarian

Deploying ICE at airports is to normalize their transition from being a special operation targeting immigrants to being an entity that polices all. This is the production of the American Gestapo, one institution at a time.

Decade 2 of seeing the most openly corrupt, fascist, many directly connected to a cabal of CEOs and foreign intelligence assets who use pedophilia as currency and blackmail, who have overseen genocide and world war war causing military adventurism and being like “okay but what if he was gay?”

I can name off the top of my head 10-20 masterpieces of mid century manga that should be in English just as a matter the public good in the west. Shame we don't have fuckin publishers anymore bc I'd try to get them to hire me to do this

Not going to subject you to a video of markwayne mullin in a big cowboy hat doing a comedy routine abt his daughter pleading with him to stop when he spanked her ass raw, just that the brutal child rapist pathology of power in this country has never been so fucking mask off, disturbing, and pathetic

(guy realizing his hand makes the shadow of a rabbit on the wall and he can wiggle his fingers to move the ears) Holy SHIT. Hollywood is so fucking done.

ghost story: old man: The hitchhiker you picked up... died 5 years ago Me(terrified): but he was right there in my car, he was talking about "cum town" in a way that seemed to indicate he's never had friends when he was a teenager, old man: that podcast hasn't existed for 3 years Me: (screaming)

“Teachers should be paid more.” We see you. We hear you. We invented a robot instead

OH MY HEART...the Oberlin Luddites Reject "The Year of AI Exploration"! 💚

If this guy wins he's going to be fetterman 2 I'll put hard money on it man

If I was a god and my worshippers made burnt offerings to me I'd be really offended. What the fuck am I going to do with this burnt shit. C'mon

I’m extremely online sometimes and I never heard of this until it was “over”. I follow people on Instagram who make me see shit in their stories that I question why the gods tasked me with this vigil of living senses and none of them were sharing ai slop fruit dramas

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It’s my birthday tmrw

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Bluesky is weird man strangers are re posting a post I made about the dinner I made last night and I think this dude is trying to neg me in the mentions ?

It's a tangible, easy-to-understand system for parsing the gravity of numbers. I think more fandoms and universities should adopt it

This is also how Einstein used to describe the theory of relativity

Checked Twitter and it defaults to “for you” algorithmic timeline which nowadays for me is unhinged kpop content that I don’t understand and worry for the sanity of everyone involved

ipad baby president

JD vance: guys!! Guys!! What do I do!? Teen groyper that is grooming JD Vance in the groupchat: Put on a big bowtie and carry a big lollipop (slur) Teen groyper grooming JD Vance in the groupchat no. 2: (slur) Teen groyper that is grooming JD Vance in the groupchat no.3: Put on a propeller beanie

That's not fair. The golden age was probably them wasting a supermajority after Bush fucked up so bad

Damo Suzuki: Those lights becoming many Those lights back at home Those lights that make you make it home again Those lights back there Yes, I feel everything,

Wow imagine a blow out of Dems winning not bc they’re good candidates but bc Trump fucked up so bad. Wow!! Gonna be like the 2020-2024 golden age of Dems losing while being in power and then losing power to a new fucked up roster of murderous fascists!! Maybe we’ll lose even more rights!?!

I made general tso chicken it was good

here’s how it ended up

Look there’s a pretty easy diagram to explain this

Who would win?

Exceptional write up goddamn haaa

"there's too much fucking shit on me"

"pawn the table silver" ass business plan

Stancil is like a mold rotting away every microblogging app, doesn't matter if you block / mute / etc. somehow you can't escape him

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people