I’m at this party beyond the inoperable door and it’s getting rowdy in here

Who is this for and what is it supposed to communicate?

fuck it. effective immediately the trump assassination attempt was also staged. thank you for your etc etc

I don’t think we should allow literal child rapist politicians directly connected to the international cabal run by king pedophile to write restrictive legislation premised on “protecting the children” tho

This goes hand in hand with the productivity cult of modern tech ppl where they tell you they work 20hrs a day 6.5 days a week, building a fine tuned machine life for efficiency, and their work always turns out to be bizdev for an AI algorithm that will charge people fees for using the toilet etc

Libertarians tried to warn me about Trump but I didn't listen

The 2 guys I know who were libertarians became hardcore democrats in 2016 because they realized they could have all the same politics but people wouldn’t yell at them as much on Facebook

I love the New York Times fruitless search to find the rightwing answer to fighting Trump ten years in

Reminded of this @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social comic from 16 years ago

Here’s a pic for the ladies

The patriots lost the Super Bowl as the American people officially reject racism

Sadly as the power of jokes leave the world we enter a degraded age, a world without joking

Im not watching the game im too busy masturbating to the Internet only uncut versions of the sexy ads from the superbowl

God, imagine working at a New York pizzeria on Super Bowl Sunday and then running out of gummy worms…

Getting a real New York pizza with gummy worms on it while every one is distracted

My cousin saw a giant and the government disappeared him. My cousin recorded the existence of a giant on his phone and next day the government appeared and took him AND his phone. My cousin met and talked to a giant and

Some of you on here:

It’s so funny that the pizza gate/qanon guys finally getting the leaks that tell them in no uncertain terms the pedophile cabal is real find creative ways to ignore that and go further into fantasy

look if you’re a fan of American football, I’m not gonna say you’re a bad person, but I will say you’ve got bad taste, and that you’re boring, and dumb, and ugly, and a bad person

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

I mean this is the secret to all of these “new revenue streams” from drop shipping to flooding Facebook with AI slop, the ppl making money are the ppl selling how to make money scams about these things,

It’s so cold I’m in my girls house doing this

Because Democrats have been voting with Republicans in bipartisan support of the fascist ICE agency going back to 2003 when George Bush started it, with increases in funding & detentions of innocent people year over year over year. That's why.

Fuck to the New England patriots, the team for racists. I don’t even know who the fuck the other team is but I hope they humiliate the patriots.

Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens

lmfao trump 100% had epstein killed

Right wing shit heads who talk about cities as war torn “no go zones” believe it because they want to believe it not because they’re misinformed, and the ppl who push it from fever swamp nazi influencers to the New York Times know the political project they’re involved in and why

we're all looking for the guy that did this

I’m dyslexic and give you carte blanche to make fun of international child rapist and criminal Jeffrey epsteins bad spelling in his emails with all the oligarchs who have ruined our world

This is maybe problematic to say but Maggie Cheung is kinda Jamaica coded in Hero (2002), complimentary

Doing this in my gf’s house

Woke up this morning and a radio in this house was playing a New Yorker radio hour interview w Ben Shapiro (in 2026, they’re into year ten of the libs interviewing Ben Shapiro, he won, genocide in Palestine and cops killing ppl in American cities) and I think my whole day is cursed

Everyone needs to stop conflating being on the computer with being on the computer (evil)

There have been whistleblowers on Epstein since the 90s. The whole reason the 2010s were marked by leftist commentary on the Epstein network was from so many of those whistleblowers piling up over the years

This is a fetish thing for them, putting on the little outfit and fantasizing about trans ppls bodies. This is fetish content for them. This post is like seeing someone jerking off on the bus

Bhanu is a living god of art

new Bond girl is named PV and its stands for "Pussy Vagina" and when she reveals her name to James bond she sexily whispers "I have both pussy and vagina..." & he gets so excited he just starts runs around the room saying "wow! Wow!" and falls out a window.

Amazon is making a tv show of the dreamcast game Sengoku Turb to air in 2027

Who do you want to see guest host the muppets motherfucker? Don't look at him, look at me, I'm asking. And this is the last time I'm fucking asking. Oh. Kendrick? Haha yeah that would be pretty good. Sorry I think I broke your wrist, but yeah, kendrick. Already raps muppety he'd be perfect,

I heard they used GenAI in the olympics opening ceremony sounds great, can't wait to sit down and watch it, see JD Vance waving, see israel, see a rich corrupt organization not even employ artists, haa

imagine getting old school fragged in your tent from making the guys go to melania

The correct attitude for reading pizza takes from Chicago (tsai chih chung illustration of the zhuangzi)

Getting depressed and looking at pictures of the Omnichord from the Suzuki Musical Instrument Corporation, 1981

You think that I'm the biggest bird in America? Catch me on TV, I'm comin' back, never the

Got an Instagram reel that was just a guy making a shocked face with pictures of Epstein and Michael Jackson saying “yoooo Michael Jackson was actually trying to fight the pedophiles and they defamed him” with no more information than that and all the comments were like “I always knew this!!!”

they made like a netflix movie of denis johnson's train dreams!? Was it good?

Fuck the Olympics “There’s not a breathing of the common wind That will forget thee; thou hast great allies; Thy friends are exultations, agonies, And love, and Man’s unconquerable mind”