let’s not forget that they murdered whistleblowers

ye best start believin in CGI honkers… yer creatin em

Love how RFK fucking peaces out like that, he shiv the guy?

Calling Matey SoulMates tech support because my basketball breasted AI GF is saying pirate shit like “matey” and too busy battening down hatches she already battened down twice in the last 10 minutes to talk to me about my day

I’m playing the new grand theft auto right now and it’s awesome, pizza rat and left shark are both in it, there are jokes about twerking, Starbucks is called “starfucks” and people walking down the street say “fuck you” in 200 separate voices. I wish you could see this bro it would heal you

People act like all conservatives are the same when the movement has a ton of diverse intellectual traditions. For example: Bryan Johnson who measures the size of his son’s erections for technofascist reasons Mike Johnson measures how often his son gets an erection for christofascist reasons

Like everything involving AI if any of it did any of the things they claimed it can do we would see this first hand and wouldn’t have to be awash in endless PR making these untrue claims

So many surreal stupid things have happened in US history in the past decade but one that's emblematic of our culture and is almost never mentioned is the COVID lockdown being announced following Sarah Palin's performance of "Baby Got Back" on The Masked Singer while dressed as a bear.

I put on the rude setting so you have to be nice to me and polite

Yeah I was raised by wolves... On cheese pizza... At a cheese pizza party

My dream to do the worm for the whole length of Neom....

you can end the national humiliation with one simple trick, alienated white boy

lol

10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man

fragment of a thing

Tyler and I are out here at the rally where the crowd has about doubled since this first post. Easily 400+ people. Group is chanting “no hate, no fear, everyone is welcome here.”

Oh I assumed it was chain saw man like “man bites dog” but that makes sense

The bad news? You guessed it, it's woke

I admit I did not see this one coming, you gotta love it

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

Frame stitch of a painterly close-up of Reika Ryuzaki. From 1979's "Aim for the Ace! The Movie" (エースをねらえ! 劇場版)

Frame stitch of Kyoko Otawa during her match against Hiromi. From Episode 4 of Aim for the Ace (エースをねらえ!)

There’s a weird left punching “epic normie” style up there with “ummm the wine moms are the real leftists” shit and idk who that’s for/what fantasy niche you’re trying to dig out for yourself When marxists and wine moms agree that’s an unqualified good? I’m sorry you want to be the brunch vanguard

Normal brain: DC and Puerto Rico statehood Expanded brain: NYC statehood Galaxy brain: each borough of NYC should be a state.

they're called happy meals for a reason - if the left ate more of them they wouldn't be so darn cynical about the status quo!

*so deeply online brain poisoned that my basic living senses have atrophied voice* the fact that McDonald’s doesn’t sell onion rings says a lot about the state of the left,

(trying to ignite an online firestorm and not specifying what I mean) this is girlfriend behavior

former vice president dick cheney has died again.

My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’

Bc of woke everyone pictured in this was killed by firing squad at 10:15am this morning

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

i’m not very Woke but it’s time to admit that we simply have to run more Woke candidates to meet voters where theyre at

Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.

" The mayor" looks nice and seems to have eaten Cuomo's spaghetti and meat balls!

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Eve Barlow has eaten cyanide in her bunker and now she looks tiiiiiiired

they found out star gentle uterus stopped playing on the tv and everybody wildin now Star gentle uterus been cancelled for some time yo thats why im confused

that’s it: tomorrow is the day I finally find out what brunch is

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

“The boyfriend” looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meatballs

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed. The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

Man, even if Mamdani doesn't win tomorrow (and I'm hoping like hell he does), this chart is insane. He went from *1%* in February to statistically tied with Cuomo.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

instant collector’s item tbh. someone please mail me a copy.

I think bill ackman et al should have to commit honor suicide now

Don’t threaten us with a good time

2026 Primary Woke Wave

You heard it here America wants to globalize the intifada

There are more of us than them haaaa love you