When Prince said “animals strike curious poses” I felt that

someones wife: (playfully shaking husky-poodle mixes head back and forth) Youre not in the epstein files are you Yuki? oh no youre not! 7 miles underneath that exact spot closing in on a giant red fetus whose eyes open for the first time: (WATER....WATER...)

Shakashuri Blowdown

My whole crew has gone tonfa crazy and you can’t even have a conversation without it getting interrupted by tonfa tricks and just generally twirling that shit around dangerously. Half of them have self inflicted mouth and chin wounds and it’s changed our style of talking

"yo there was an apple outside asking about you, i gave it your home address and phone number"

"the perfect is the enemy of the good" mainly comes up when the "good" thing on offer is extremely not good

Key Animation: Hiroyuki Imaishi (今石 洋之) Short: Musashiden II: Blade Master (武蔵伝II ブレイドマスター) (Game OP) (2005) www.sakugabooru.com/post/show/22...

Astral ProJOKEtion grassyvalley.thecomi...

TWO HAMMERS yellow5.com/pokey

feeling sad must hit incredibly hard for a rich guy. Imagine thinking you can buy your way out of anything but you feel like dogshit on some random day. You think feeling bad is for poor people. This is why you should always find what a rich person hates about themselves and pick until it bleeds

They fired his gun to justify his murder.

at this point I fully believe that they could drag a sitting senator into the street and execute them point blank back of the head and the rest of the senate would just go Awww geez, we better fall in line or that might happen to us too,

I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side

Glad we don't have to deal with this shit anymore

Homie.. please tell me what set you're from.

the baby new year 2026 was carried off by a hawk. we are going to have to do 2025 again

RIP Mike F.

My Own Private Idaho

Being a couple degrees colder than room temperature “no big deal”? lol. I guess you didn’t know that it slows my humours and makes them viscous, rendering me more vulnerable to attacks, abductions, and unflattering insinuations about my character

All creatures have unique attributes. Mice are known mainly for stirring

drinking crepuscquil

Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received

Children of a Distant Sun, June 10 2024

i'm obsessed with this Kliban

Wanna look at a page? Check out Chataro’s page. I have learned so much from the late chataro, I sometimes stop suddenly and make a pose myself RIP gone now near 20 years www.womwom-land.sakura.ne.jp/sub27e-chata...

sitting on a picnic blanket in the middle of a placid meadow when a tiny speck of dust lands on my head and I'm instantly slammed into the ground creating a twenty foot crater

going through old documents

One melatonin at night, sweet dreams till morning's light Two melatonin before bed, 100,000,000 demons in your head

Teach your son or daughter to capture army men

I’ll have three of your kindest desserts, prepared with extra beautiful 😊😊

the grass in fields looks parted where they've walked

COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes! ~next day~ COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves! ~that night~ COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!

Daily Planet - today Superman picked up a bus and threw it away and it blew up because it was going to run over 1 ant

This is complete hogwash

In a few Kurosawa Kiyoshi movies there's someone working in a "plants and computers" office, sometimes explained, mostly never fully, and I think I want to work in a plants and computers office

no escape

if book publishers are getting into deluxe edition reprints may i personally request an english printing of the book of the new sun with takashi obata's covers (yes this is real)

N-no!

Help!

200 Runes. That's the cost of my Primordial Crucible meal. But I guess that's too much for apostles addicted to miracles and boons.

If we do anything to regulate capitalism or improve conditions for ordinary people the capitalists will simply withdraw, with all their wealth and brilliance, to the floating kingdom of Devil Land