Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

The Tollund Man was discovered by peat cutters Viggo and Emil Hojgaard, who immediately contacted authorities. But by that time paramedics were too late to save him

i ask my butler what he learned at butler school, he says nothing, but the very next day he's pulling out those butler tricks 🙄

have you 🫵 made your arms a paradise 🌴 today?

this decaf drip coffee got me feeling like Peter Davis

Amazon is making a tv show of the dreamcast game Sengoku Turb to air in 2027

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It's because if you don't have a good moral framework pre ego death, post ego death you just get a distributed ego, the fork reflects Jakes ego back to him. He's basically saying "Hello, pointy metal Jake, I love you."

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Hello. my name is Jeremy Transitionlens. Yes, in a classic case of nominative determinism, I am the creator of "The Jeremy", a mixed drink made of milk and gin

🏗️👩‍🏭 woman factory worker + cinder critters

Hope you all have a wonderful Friday! Remember, I’m here for you. Your pain is my pain, your joy is my joy. Come over to me at any time! Just approach! ~ Empathypig

I caught a spy my liege

We need a president who travels in a blimp named The Riddle

far off lands near me

Voice of the wired (unsure who is talking): Ancient people carried within their minds their own guestbooks, signed them, signed each other's guestbooks. That was lost. With a connected internet mankind has created the final guestbook with one place for a signature, to be signed by God Lain: yeah

Thank you! I'll eat this. (munch, munch, GULP!)! Phew, you saved me. This is the only way I can thank you. Please take my musical instrument.

Shakashuri Blowdown

"yo there was an apple outside asking about you, i gave it your home address and phone number"

Key Animation: Hiroyuki Imaishi (今石 洋之) Short: Musashiden II: Blade Master (武蔵伝II ブレイドマスター) (Game OP) (2005) www.sakugabooru.com/post/show/22...

Astral ProJOKEtion grassyvalley.thecomi...

TWO HAMMERS yellow5.com/pokey

They fired his gun to justify his murder.

at this point I fully believe that they could drag a sitting senator into the street and execute them point blank back of the head and the rest of the senate would just go Awww geez, we better fall in line or that might happen to us too,

I don’t know why this is so hard for people but people you have to repeatedly call and beg to ask them to oppose murder in the streets will never really be on your side

Glad we don't have to deal with this shit anymore

Homie.. please tell me what set you're from.

the baby new year 2026 was carried off by a hawk. we are going to have to do 2025 again

RIP Mike F.

My Own Private Idaho

Being a couple degrees colder than room temperature “no big deal”? lol. I guess you didn’t know that it slows my humours and makes them viscous, rendering me more vulnerable to attacks, abductions, and unflattering insinuations about my character

All creatures have unique attributes. Mice are known mainly for stirring

Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received

Children of a Distant Sun, June 10 2024

Wanna look at a page? Check out Chataro’s page. I have learned so much from the late chataro, I sometimes stop suddenly and make a pose myself RIP gone now near 20 years www.womwom-land.sakura.ne.jp/sub27e-chata...

sitting on a picnic blanket in the middle of a placid meadow when a tiny speck of dust lands on my head and I'm instantly slammed into the ground creating a twenty foot crater

going through old documents

One melatonin at night, sweet dreams till morning's light Two melatonin before bed, 100,000,000 demons in your head