i'll be honest, if they didn't want me to become an extremist they shouldn't have spent my entire lifetime arranging all of society and governance to make it a complete psychological necessity to be one

Have guests over and I am the first up, preparing breakfast. Really tempted to wake everyone up playing Sandstorm over a Bluetooth speaker

Post old memes to confuse young people Oldest meme on my phone, from 2011

Got a mani/pedi today and went for the magnetic polish

fuckin fucking bullshit life, my life fuckin sucks and (I walk into the gym bathroom and get a big waft of bodybuilder’s rancid nootropics shit) chess is the gentleman’s game, most indubitably

letterboxd for hamburgers

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

LIBERALS: "If you think Gavin Newsom hates trans people you need to look at his record" HIS RECORD:

this is far too much fun I'm so sorry

No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. Success!

Miracle OAN ICE

Uncut Gems. Only movie to ever make me anxious enough I had to medicate.

Last 12 purchases

Learned JF is younger than me tonight.

ok real. This bass lick is, to me, the dm version of that sublime “solo”. Someone has to think that shit is as awesome as I think this shit is. And there’s better bass riffs out there!! Amazing!!!

Oh?

a direct hit!!! Gonna stew about this one

Can someone come shut the door to the oversized washer on me, a dude is talking about his podcast at the laundromat ~~~ A guy just came in to see if anyone found his cellphone and someone did, (round of praise gods, ofc ofc) then he said he had 420 dyslexia???

Helping my zoomer coworker calibrate by explaining that “Immortal - “Where Dark And Light Don’t Differ” is “Peak” to me

Share albums until you hit the character limit Spirit Possession - Spirit Possession Fulci - Tropical Sun Morbid Angel - Formulas Fatal to the Flesh Cynic - Focus Dimmu Borgir - Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia Contaminated - Final Man Howls of Ebb - Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows

Fuck I’m pregnant now

Second listen to this, really enjoying it wormgloom.bandcamp.com/album/necrop...

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

This is what my understanding of faceblindness is. These are all the same person, she’s just colored her hair.

My heart and wallet remain Mormon-free

I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭

Getting my oil changed and there’s a tech here who has “college guy trying to fuck high schoolers” energy

There’s some AI generated video in this, so apologies. Sick beat tho.

When every need has been met but you’re sure there’s something missing* *second breakfast

amazing

Lost amid the intensity of foliage, Saint George & the dragon in 1510, as painted by Albrecht Altdorfer. It's his day.

ZionistSky sucks

In a boxing forum telling a guy he’s got the yips

Because of the response from the figure skating community, I've decided to release Yuma's special figure skating edit of my completion of Turandot on streaming services.This is the music that he's skating to on Friday at the Winter Olympics in the Men's Singles Figure Skating Finals!

I will also write Jenny tightpants in before I ever vote for newsom

Doc got me on hydroxyzine and I’ve had the best, most restful sleep the past two days I’ve had in a lonnnnnnnng time. It’s now the third med that’s made me feel fully capable like turning on a breaker that was off. Trying not to get too in my head about all the lost time when I wasn’t sleeping

Kitchen cabinet cleaning jams uniqueleaderrecords.bandcamp.com/album/four-d...

hating male improv comedians makes me a yesandrist

Got my marriage license today while wearing my LUST HAG four sided death metal long sleeve tshirt.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

little more legible now. In good company. Going to think about what if I’m queerer (more queer?) than I thought. Nominal position or drift over time?

11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2

i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell

Hey wait a second this isn’t Echo & The Bunnymen what the fuck

ugggh I gotta find something to eat again. I ate breakfast at like 8:30!

Sorry to do this but I'm going to start live tweeting the super bowl. My son said that Jon Bon Jovi looked like he just came out of the sewer.

I’m no Sherlock, but I gather Something Has Happened