Time zones a huge factor today

born to be a netrunner forced to be IT helpdesk

One of the best to ever do it

Rough to see a fatal case of rectum-cerebellum inversion

oh what it’s illegal now to grease yourself up and go to bed? I can’t sleep whilst glistening and sliding around frictionlessly?

Ok look fellow “guys”, change the babies’ diaper It’s not hard, every human should be capable of taking care of themselves and really any child but especially *their* child This includes feeding and diaping Don’t be who she complains about on r/mommit because frankly why shouldn’t she leave you?

I think I’m gonna switch to typing in vernacular as much as possible.

@chainchompist.bsky.social is my muse

Ursury should be a capital crime

Pissed next to Bruce Willis at a Joes Crab Shack

Euronymous is 🔴LIVE on twitch doing a bedroom dj set of catgirl breakcore

Yeah.

the patriotism only gets to come out when we're sinking british or german battleships

EA Sports voice:

I haven't made any really bad life choices in a while, so I've decided this is the year I'm getting baby bangs.

lol

The Onion? Isn’t that like Reductress for boys?

i bet the pink goo pods from The Matrix felt good as hell to lay in

Me

do you fw me heavy or regular or not really

One of my favorite albums ever. Very very close to me. mortprod.bandcamp.com/album/hail-h...

is agriculture liturgy for the amish

Got a marinade from a buddy for Christmas Need to test drive it. Remember I have some marked down strip steaks in freezer Defrost, marinade, and cook, then realize I have no side veggies. Fuck. Making rice now. I’ll make two portions of steak and rice.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

When I was 17? I met a girl named Domini who was one of the most put together people I’ve ever met and I swung hard, for the harbor. Gently let down that she had someone already (they later got married and are still married)

some sketches from today's stream

Gotta go to work tomorrow, fuck!

Sunday jams invictusproductions666.bandcamp.com/album/onslau...

Christmas book haul. Reading King Sorrow atm.

if you make excuses for gen AI by saying it eliminates “the boring part” of making art, you are a coward and a baby

Good morning.

My daughter asking when to get ready so we can go to the bookstore to spend our Christmas money >>>>>>>>

I think I have eczema on my hands. That, or some musculoskeletal degenerative disease

Thinking about that spaghetti I ate for dinner. Gotta do that again

Whats funny is by commenting on it, his is now also a stancilpost. Like this one is now. It’s like a prion.

Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment

4 and a half pounds of walnuts will produce a quart of oil

Recovering from a smol menty b Friday morning. got so angry I couldn’t see and then got so sad about getting so angry I cried and I couldn’t see again. Overall very disappointed in myself but not acknowledging that yet Eating spaghetti and meatballs and watching how it’s made

in the rain no one can hear you peeing outside- christian proverb

new me in twenny twenny sicks

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

You know those videos where people palm their cats head and assume direct control? This song does that for me. youtu.be/gsI75e1qqu4?...

My albums of the year I enjoyed I do not believe in numerical ranking, as art cannot be “graded” in any real objective way. Boomer rant aside, bands and links following kostnateni.bandcamp.com/album/p-li-n...

I’m about to start wearing gloves with lotion in them to bed. My hands are tore up.

The soft crackle of dry feet moving through sheets on a winters night