I watched marvel zombies and it felt like an eldritch amulet had drained some of my life force.

oh, should probably link it: www.patreon.com/DVLSBLSH

last couple of months on my patreon blog, having a website is fun

Whoever decided and let Sydney Sweeney do a stutter in Americana should never work in movies again

Cassettes are still available! Regal red on gold⚔️ negativewingspan.bandcamp.com/album/dancer...

Scrolling through a woman’s media tab and only faving pictures of hotdogs

This stuff is angel’s piss. I love it.

Going to have a good day Jamming to some Cancer Void mesacounojo.bandcamp.com/album/first-...

Bikers are called 1%ers because they only drink low fat milk

New Nocturnal Ember. Love this. @deadasdreams05.bsky.social up your alley. It’s IB worship nocturnalember.bandcamp.com/track/chasm-...

A princess at rest

It's friday but I want to remind everyone that Ezra Klein is a fascist collaborator and should be harassed in public every waking moment of his life

The only time I buy a newspaper is to clean my trucks windows

When people heart react to a text I don’t want a notification for it. There’s no message!

I bet being a caveman was great if you were really into bush

I got blocked by 9 people for telling a guy not to shame sex workers. lmao even

Getting in on the ground level and starting a Comey, He Wrote podcast so I can grift too

Oh hell yeah

heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

Navy guy with an “An Appeal To Heaven” hat at the bar. What a fucking dumbass

Going to happy hour (50¢ oysters!) and it’s nicer so not wearing a band shirt but a button up with like the top 4 open

CEO telling his staff he wants the company to be goated with the sauce. Goes back to his office and the receptionist lets him know that younger staffers thought that was cheugy. He slams the door to his office and screams I CANT KEEP UP

It is your civic duty to get your shots to help those that cannot. I was also very brave.

I need this guy hired immediately to be in the background of a very serious family drama in three scenes. Never referenced, he just does his thing and the movie keeps going. It would really highlight the absurdity of internecine family dynamics

good morging

It’s very funny to me to execute a very solid breakfast - everything cooked exactly as I want it to be, and feed the last bite to my dog who has now come to expect it. She doesn’t know what I’ve done. She just has table manners and can eat off of a fork.

Sometimes when I cut up my hashbrown patties and my eggs to make combined bites the bite is a little too big but if I cut that in half now I have two bites that are a little too small. Basically no one else has it as rough as I do.

feliz jueves!

I’m libbin out!

After 20 hours my eyes start to itch. Guess this is 40

Ordering 13 lbs of black beans from chipotle catering

lol saw my psychiatrist at the Walmart. He was with his wife and young baby so I didnt say anything. Wanted to.

Interstellar citizen with a “I ❤️ Gravity Drive Noise sticker on their biovessel yelling: WHY DID YOU COLONIZE WORLDS WITHIN 1 AU OF A WARP DRIVE GATE AND BITCH ABOUT GD NOISE WHICH IS THE SOUND OF FREEDOM. KNOWN CONSTANT OVERFLIGHTS OF CIVILIAN LAND.

Guy who’s only disgusted at porn because the girls are wearing shoes in bed.

I’ve found it best to keep your head up in life - Lock Ness Monster’s inspirational quotes, Book 32

Sir, they’re saying your shower curtains are rusty, sir

Keeping your machinists ruler always stuck to the bottom of your magnetic level is a veteran move

Guy angrily hanging a shower curtain rod

If I had a way to describe my energy: I’m bringing a hammer to a plumbing conversation

I fucking talked about getting ice cream bars (FatBoys mint chocolate) and I fucking forgot when I was at two different supermarkets today

I know who i am due to how Kermitted I am to beating that pussy up

DRIVING IN THE GODDAMN RAIN WITH NO LIGHTS ON also people that stop completely to make a turn.

Rate my setup. M/40

Writing 6 books about how my partner is the best. A Treatise On My Sweetest.

When one partner was in the navy and the other is in medicine

Looking at a Florida plate in front of me at the Burger King drive through that says “Family Values”. Kinda wanna ram this guy with my truck and then when he gets out of his vehicle run him over

Cannibal Corpse tickets are 42/per for this tour. Already told my friend I’d take him.