you know that your new neighbor is really bad when you catch yourself missing your previous neighbor who was a sex offender

I like being in the woods where old train tracks are and imagining life up here with trains and little stations like the merlinsville hotel (which is a fun thing to read about and visit if you are local) www.merwinsvillehotel.org/our-history/

reflecting

the theme of our bathroom remodel is “AAAAAH!”

I genuinely love each town and city in connecticut, I am fascinated by all of them and try to find the good in each place however it needs to be said that Greenwich is ASS

impo (in my perfect opinion) aubrey graham needs to give up the drake thing and do made-for-tv holiday movies in canada

groats

standing next to an actual chuck wagon from the 1800s does anyone need anything?

You can’t buy me, hot dog man

and that's a bare fucking minimum

Some of you aren’t saying “Donna Martin Graduates” this graduation season and it shows

I’m in no way a Lamont lover but I do admire the WASP-y way he’s handling the Stewart accusations

the first layer of butter on toast or bagel is just the primer. you gotta let that melt into the foundation before applying the real layer of butter.

I love this

It’s the gas pedal song

a man came into where I work today and told me he found “one of those very round cats in the road” and he meant a bobcat

I think that erin stewart needs to be held accountable for her crimes but I also think she needs to be held accountable for this barf-ass fit

sir I love how loud and rumbly your massive 2 year old truck is…will you, bang me?

I relate to Dr. Worm because I also am interested in things and not a doctor

[elton john voice] long boob lady cocaine gravy rode a motorcycle to the moon

Me: well how many chords can this guy George play Mark Knopfler: you aren't going to believe this,

One of my new favorite guys did a tribute to the people we lost in 9/11 but the song that was playing was All The Way Up.

date night with hubs 💕 he’s going to wear his punisher sweatshirt and black wedding ring and I’m going to have a full beat of maga makeup and real tight skinny jeans tucked into my short zippered booties

Old tweet

son is actually extremely helpful in the garden this year and I’m grateful to past me who suffered through the “please don’t eat that please don’t dig there” stage- he still seeds with chaos but it works for things like round carrots and random lettuces

when my son asks for “shen adalooooosia” and it’s debaser by pixies

best friend is back in our hometown this morning and I said you will see x person from our high school and as she got that text, she saw the person

Everything is $40. Going to a movie? $40 bucks. Coffee and bagels for two? $40 bucks. A tank of gas…not so fast pal, that’s actually $80 bucks.

being american etc.

if I presented any boss or board I’ve worked for with this document and told them it was going out to our constituency someone would snap my laptop in half and maybe kick me in the shins

This is how I imaging the tech bros whispering to their Claudes (you look stupid and you should feel bad)

What happens when you build no housing for ~50 years A comfortable, stagnating state closed off to newcomers www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

…I just

I am thirty or forty years old I don’t need this

(me yelling really loud and high pitched like a tea kettle) this is the daily mail

the millenial song is night ripper (whole album as 1 track)

what’s something beautiful that you own?

the good thing about our kid only watching like rick steves and this old house as “adult sometimes tv” is that right now he’s being so jazzed and helpful about removing bathroom wall tile from 1954 with me

my son is trying to convince me to let him watch Mallrats because he thinks it's about rats that live in a mall

I like these glimmers

this is the stuff I do like

imagine choosing to make and post this, imagine thinking wow yes this is cool this is what the people want

It's got to be something from the OC, right?

Eating midwestern salads you can’t even comprehend in midwestern towns you can’t pronounce

inside me there are two wolves (one who wants to read lisa rinna’s book as a joke and one who wants to read lisa rinna’s book seriously)

radical connecticut leftoid antifa soyboys (me) are obsessed with the downfall of erin stewart

I need everyone to know that this movie exists and it may be the worst piece of media I’ve ever seen and you need to watch it immediately

HERE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW IF YOU HAD A SHITTY MOM BUT YOU WANT KIDS: you are not destined to be a shitty mom too. you can be an awesome mom with kids who adore you and want to hang out with you into adulthood. you just take classes, go to therapy, ask for help, apologize.

can’t stop looking at pics of tiny baby porcupines happy mother’s day to porcupines

come up with a republican baby name, I’ll go first- skyleigh