You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

banger!

my banker keeps calling me. last time he called me today, I was like, I took my pain meds, I will read that tomorrow.

COLD FLASHES ARE BULLSHIT

i don't wanna call pods or any moving company to compare costs, i just want everyone on reddit to tell me the cheapest way to move cross country

post hole

this is the most beautiful drawing of me a child has ever made

me and who?

me and who?

Hi all, its your friendly neighborhood retired therapist here to remind you that the horrors persist and so do we! Have you: -had a glass of water or something liquid that is not caffeinated recently? -used any calming or grounding techniques you like? -eaten a food? If not, do that now. 💜

going to break into a rundown abandoned elementary school and hide under their desks to protect me from nuclear fallout, just like my mama taught me.

the things i would do for a whataburger and pint of blue bell

lol @ all the boomers who grew up under the threat of nuclear war having their childhood societal trauma come back in the 11th hour

the sexual tension btwn me and not being annihilated by a nuclear war is palpable

donut dog or cupcake?

Explain to me why I should purchase a car with no breaks instead of walking.

I DO NOT GIVE THE NUCLEAR BOMBS PERMISSION TO VAPORIZE MY FLESHY VESSEL! PASTE THIS ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL TO KEEP RADIOACTIVE ANNIHILATION AWAY

COLD FLASHES SUCK I WANT HOT FLASHES

I DO NOT GIVE THE NUCLEAR BOMBS PERMISSION TO VAPORIZE MY FLESHY VESSEL! PASTE THIS ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL TO KEEP RADIOACTIVE ANNIHILATION AWAY

respectfully, i am too high for all this shit.

hydrating sucks today. @audhd-psychnp.com drink something

true, if true

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Madame de Pompadour is an excellent screen name actually

I hate it when my gummy kicks in while I'm trying to be a professional adult

locking in a mortgage rate today seems like the most ridiculous thing i could do today

“Men suffer in silence” Really? From my experience they don’t shut the fuck up

Bible for Idiots that Never seen Titties

apropos of nothing in particular, Apotris is a *fantastic* version of Tetris in case you need some mental health support. akouzoukos.com/apotris

I care more about whether our brothers and sisters in Iran will live than whether or not my prices go up.

fragging.

i love this man so much

i am so cold. no one told me cold flashes were a possibility after we removed an organ that was problematically hoarding my blood supply.

I'm not here for the followers, likes, or reposts, I just like to practice my typos.

cupcake is allowed to be on my legs.

girl who traded tummy pain for back pain

I love it when men on reality shows get disqualified for not following the rules and throw a little fit.

my dinner idea fell through so i just started making chicken nuggets, then i heated up some leftover mashed potatoes, then i was like wait, i need corn? i know this is what i got from popeyes as a kid but i don't ever remember actually having it.

all i want is a hot bath and I am not allowed to take a hot bath

I am entirely too cranky for all the things I'm required to be surviving right now.

tech bro is actually an insult for tech bros? as a neurodivergent woman, this is the silliest take I've seen on "tech bro."

I'm gonna make yummy food for dinner. I'm saving my standing up time for that because yesterday i made yummy food for dinner and then today got to eat the leftovers.

so eepy.

y'all. mr. caution just laughed so hard at me receiving a package to marie caution. @pagnificent.bsky.social is officially the sweetest moot of mine.

my temperature regulation system is completely offline.

"so the truth doesn't matter to you AI haters???" considering how often LLMs are wrong, it's not like it mattered to you guys anyway!

"can i please step directly on your abdomen where you just had major surgery?" - cupcake

day 3 post op and i'm thinking about her.