Please explain Colorado to me

As per instructions from @chaceverity.com , I am once again saying: bsky.app/profile/actu...

we are the daughters of the myths you couldn't bust

marrying my prom date stays winning.

omg y'all i just found an alternate version of our prom photo! and i LOVE it. y'all just know i had just said something stupid that made him laugh.

There comes a time in every poster's life when she casually posts a statement that receives universal acclamation, and that is the time when she must log off because that level of agreement is spiritually corrupting. This is me, cashing in my chips at the likes casino for the day & going for a walk.

sometimes i just tell companies i am my husband instead of going through proving they can talk to me and no one has every questioned me.

using my old NES zapper to shoot the ducks off of jeep dashboards

men will really go on the public internet and show more sympathy for a guy who got exposed for being a rapist and domestic abuser than for literally any of his victims

It’s great to have so many new supporters. I wanted to share this excellent interview I did a while back because I think it does a great job of highlighting who I am as a candidate.

i went to the dentist. for the first time in three years. so of course i need a deep cleaning, which is now scheduled. and i did cry. but everyone in the dentist's office was so nice and so proud of me for being there with tears streaming down my face.

"Patients are unfairly affected during a strike." No they aren't. That's not true. You know what unfairly affects patients? Bad ratios, poor morale, etc.

Bacon bacon every bacon and bacon with "bacon" and bacon how much happier bacon bacon bacon

ICE shot this man, a loving husband and father of three, dead, for the crime of going to work Tuesday morning. His family's gofundme for funeral/services is about halfway to its goal gofund.me/660ca4364

every time my brain comes up with the silliest possible explanation:

Sharing again for the [late] morning crowd

Bluesky isn't dead. I talked with it for 20 minutes earlier.

not my p.i. not my g.

AHHHGG I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST AND I DONT WANT TO AND IM PROBABLY GONNA CRY A LOT ABOUT IT but I'm going to go anyway because dental health is important and it's important to do even if I cry the whole time and it's okay if i cry the whole time.

what am i ever even on about?

for a split second I forgot sports and I thought we were talking menstrual cups

This is how to tell someone that something is AI that they missed that is A) appreciated by me and B) informational so I can spot it better next time. Being a dick is a choice, but it's not necessary that it's the go to every fucking time.

not my goose, not my gander

this person is being trolled so hard. i cannot imagine thinking you're just going to casually dig a well in texas.

suuuuuure

isn’t most of the active posting base on this site disabled?

i want to make something weird. idk what. something i have not done before. but i feel some weird art waiting to be born.

i won't ever publicly talk about the two times men have sexually assaulted me because i don't want to hear more men tell me why it's okay for a man to assault me or how it wasn't really sexual assault. if i ever hear one of them is running for office, i might change my mind. it would be difficult.

me, talking about my friend online, who happens to have x, y, z diagnosis, but not talking about that diagnosis young person i know: it's so cool people just have those diagnoses and it's just normal, not a Thing. i could talk about my mental health if i want and it doesn't need to be a Thing.

pretty sure i lost two followers recently. only 2,650 left to go.

Hey you, you’re the perfect amount of you

hello i have made yet another hyper specific meme to amuse myself.

art is great cause you can just do whatever the fuck you want and when people are like what is that you can just be like IT IS ART MFER.

[poking my own belly] my stomach muscles are abs..ent

feeling very anxious about being perceived lately

i'm here you fuckaas bitch

Come at me bro. I’m in Texas.

It's far more economical to paint the nails of your wanking hand and pretend.

art is great cause you can just do whatever the fuck you want and when people are like what is that you can just be like IT IS ART MFER.

getting older makes me enjoy stressful media less and less.

WE ARE NOT AFRAID!

lol y'all my husband is the second guy. he thinks i'm not nice enough to the dogs! ME!!!

Why did you have to call me out like that, meme maker? #ADHD

who needs an insta when you're literally god's gift to humanity anyway, buy art

my 20 yo finds the weirdest shit on walmart

shout out to everyone on bsky literally posting about feces today. it's infinitely better than the rest of the shit on my feed.

i don't care who you are, getting dragged on bluesky and then running to twitter to post about it is bitchmade behavior