Sluts are the best. Long live sluts

I was gonna like that post but I don't want to condone the lack of every possible nuance.

Pontchartrain is totally fine. The bridge I hate in Louisiana is the Calcasieu.

Yesterday I ran across one of these guys on bsky. His bio said "if you block me I win." I immediately blocked him. wtf do I care if he wins some game I'm not playing???

My bio was bangin' tho.

This sounds embarrassing.

oh dear god no co-star

heckin' cute

"I'm a spiritual yogi"* omg, how am I supposed to take my peers seriously at all???? *white old man classmate of mine with a substack

When I was in elementary school, a friend of mine died of something my kids were vaccinated against. Vaccines save lives.

truly the love of my life

I have gotten so many emails from so many places in the last day basically saying "please don't freak out."

I just saw someone use alt text in a new annoying way - to add their copyright to the artwork, without describing it in any way.

I hate this man in the very specific way of having had no water or heat in 2021 while his ass went to Cancun.

anywaze silly silly people

Banger.

My long distance boyfriend when I was 21 got sick of me cause his friends and family thought I was annoying. Lol. I'm glad we broke up. What a dork.

God I loved him so fucking much.

OOh no you may not follow me thank you bye

My bio was bangin' tho.

Okay I have a free hour. Should we read more of my livejournal from 2003?

if you can't breathe underwater, that's a gill issue

we have a house showing today. the prospective buyers showed up early. i've met one of them before. so awkward but i have a really good feeling about it!!!! 🤞

what if I finally deleted my livejournal?

Me: wanna see another meme I made? My chronically offline spouse: will I understand it? Me: nope!

this is about me.

oh nooooo someone told my niece veggie tales is more than just silly songs

Read some thing about how to appear unhinged online and I think the author is underestimating just how fucking weird people truly are.

Butter and jam are a delicious duo.

separate the fart from the fartist.

One could say this:

the growth arc from "oh no I made it weird" to "I bet I could make this weirder"

what more can a girl say about fragging?

Hello, would anyone like to join me in screaming?

pro-tip: occasionally volunteering to read aloud makes your instructors like you more and think you contribute to class more than you do. your teachers only remember hearing you, they don't distinguish between sharing your thoughts and just reading aloud.

just remembered that the first time I was in seminary, some classmates and I did a drinking game about another classmate: - if he mentioned the snake in the garden of eden, drink - if he spoke more than a minute, drink - if he spoke more than 3 minutes, you had to finish your drink

my 17yo is ranting about how much logs suck and how exponents are better.

On Tuesdays we frag post.

I am not the only one saying this!!!

We heard a fire truck and my husband said, "oh. You're too hot. Someone called the authorities.

A quick guide to fragging, which is a negotiation tactic.

ha ha. fragging.

the growth arc from "oh no I made it weird" to "I bet I could make this weirder"

this is so silly.

Me: I love you Mr. Caution: I love you too. Me: WHAT. Mr. Caution: tell everyone. So. This is me. Telling everyone. My husband apparently loves me.

I just remembered that the day after my brother died, I scheduled myself an 80 minute massage. Everything hurt from the constant crying and I just needed something to not hurt. I had forgotten this radical act of love and compassion for myself.