AND I made a Halloween Black Cat choker! 1-of-a-kind! Bat items support my monthly donation to Lubee Bat Conservancy! End-of-Oct donation to @oddpawsrescue.bsky.social depending on cat-themed sales! Halloween kitty: torchandarrow.etsy.com/listing/4373... Shop itself: torchandarrow.etsy.com

Okay, I'm a big silly goy, so I thought things started at sundown tonight? But it might be last night at sundown? But L'Shana Tova!

The word is out! I'll be Guest of Honor at Arisia this January! This is baby's first Guesting. I don't think I've ever been a 'guest' at any event. But now I shall guest... WITH HONOR.

"I use whatever I can reach on my desk." - Hillary, today, talking about their creative process

[Sex] Sexy: "I've never done that before but I'd love to try it" and letting your partner educate you and/or doing the reading. Not Sexy: Fronting and hurting your partner because you're too proud to admit you need guidance. Very few things in sex should be treated like a chainsaw starter!

I think it's still unclear whether they are actually Christian nationalists trying to destroy democracy. We should probably spend more time debating it.

Getting cussed out by my shop mates for this. 😬

If this week had you mad and taking action against censorship, might I recommend finding a way to join the fight against book bans? Readers: uniteagainstbookbans.org/take-action/ Authors: @authorsabb.bsky.social

Temperature check. Honesty appreciated, but please be courteous. I want to finish this book. First one in five years. Adult horror. If I take October off from jewelry after Nightborne, I can. To do that, I need a GFM to pay my bills. The jewelry income keeps me afloat. Is this a terrible idea.

I just told a 6' tall trans woman who used to beat up nazis in NYC in the 80s that the fascists would have to get through me to get to her and then I realized that she should pat me on the head and say, "That's so cute" because she's 564 badasses and a feral raccoon in a trench coat...

I love it here sometimes. 😘😘😘

*points again*

I need Trekkies to teach me that Vulcan pinch thing. For reasons. For /justice/.

An Orthodox Jewish influencer I follow made a very short and incredibly polite post (that started with “I would never judge anyone for their beliefs”) about how Jews don’t believe that Jesus was the messiah and almost every single reply was VIOLENT AF And people wonder why we don’t trust Christians

Just found out the first chainsaw was invented by an obstetrician to help with troubled births and now I'm going to go cuddle my junk and tell it the bad chainsaw man can't hurt it.

I don’t seem to have saved it, but there was a photo of a protest sign that read “I’m not in your book club. I don’t give a fuck what your bible says”.

Not all opinions are worth hearing. Like the ones supporting any world where rights for me but not for thee. That's not a debate to have. That's giving a gray area to who deserves to live freely.

OLIVER: “I’d argue @disney & Bob Iger need to stand by @jimmykimmel and his staff — history is also going to remember the cowards who knew better. Giving the bully your lunch money doesn’t make him go away, it just makes him come back hungrier each time.” 🎯

Hi I'm an Autistic person whose mother didn't take Tylenol and I have two Autistic kids and I didn't take Tylenol and it is the fact that this medication is ubiquitous, benign, and alleviates women's suffering that it is the perfect scapegoat for the oligarchy. May they burn in fire for all eternity

Bluesky, just here to say I appreciate you when things are otherwise no laughing matter

I want the rapture to happen so bad. Like. Please. Leave me with the sinners. The parties will be lit.

There's been an uptick in reels of cousins marrying cousins hitting my feed so I'm expecting an uptick in children born with seventeen pinky videos in about two years.

We got the puppy settled so it's time for the three cats to do a hell in the cell match right outside the bedroom door because they're chaos Muppets. 😫

I would always rather be us than them, every fucking day, no matter how angry or scared I get trading our humanity for the feeble hope that proximity to power will protect us is not fucking worth it we all die as we live and their picture of what "success" looks like is truly so fucking bleak

🚨We need help so Azine doesn't land on the street, which *would* kill her. And she'll need supplies, meds, etc. - the total cost will be high.🚨 Let's start by making sure she has access to shelter after she gets kicked out. Let's call it $0/150 PP: [email protected]

I'm sick so we're watching Shrek. Or more appropriately Becky is watching Shrek and I'm watching Becky watch Shrek. It's one of their favorites and they giggle so much it's contagious.

This resonates on a cellular level. If two things happen, you have Fucked Up. 1) My voice goes low and quiet. 2) Nary a swear in sight.

P much. Carlin was fundamental architecture of my youth. I feel this explains a lot.

I love when people say that I curse too much and could make better articulated points without the swearing. 1) <-- Boston 2) If you cannot take the meal being served with spice, maybe consider not being such a pussy.

Stephen King is turning 40 for the 38th time today because my elder millennial brain associates him with the same person it did when I was a kid.

I just said SUCK MY INNOCULATED DICK so I'm feeling betterish.

My cat loves me getting vaccinated because he gets to sleep on me all weekend while my white blood cells beat the shit out of me to make me stronger.

Facebook algorithm starting off strong today.

I do not waste my time going into people's ats to be a jerk. If they annoy me, I mute them or block them. If they bring jerktitude to my timeline, I may rise like an ill-timed boner. While I don't expect people to play by my rules, I also do not understand the dopamine hit you get being a turd.

Me as a kid: "I cant understand how 60's segregationist were delusional enoufu to think that they were the good guys." Me today: "Oh nvm."

Enya took her piles of money, bought a castle, and lives there alone with a bunch of cats. Enya is correct.

Do YOU remember “the 21st night of September?” Earth Wind & Fire’s co-writer Allee Willis said she told the band: “We can’t leave ‘baa-dee-ya’ in the chorus. That has to mean something.’” Maurice White replied: “No, that feels great. That’s what people are going to remember. We’re leaving it.”

The performative grieving for Charlie Kirk is SO VERY. A horse and pony show of chest beating and fake tears to own a leftie. 🙄

David Rose, the police officer and Afghanistan veteran with a wife and 2 small children, was murdered by a white, right wing extremist man a month ago over antivaccine conspiracies pushed by RFK Jr. and this administration. He did not get recognition from political leaders or even much news coverage

Subscribed to that list that tells you which accounts follow problematic people. Brianna Wu has EXPLICITLY stated that nonbinary folks who don't play by the binary rules are why trans rights are in jeopardy. She blames people like me for *gestures*. You are judged by the company you keep.

This delights me, tbh. Imagine a room of extremely cerebral people surrounding a table discussing the missing link and Ted's like. "Dudes. DUDES." "Yes, Dr. Ted?" "What if. The monkeys. Got high." The rest of the room: "... " Ted sits back, satisfied. His work here is done.

Being autistic sometimes sends me down thought spirals that are really weird. Like, there's a theory monkeys became humanesque after tripping balls off of shrooms and activating parts of their brains and here's evolution like OKAY AWESOME NOW LET'S MAKE HER HATE SEAMS IN CLOTHES.

That’s why the decision for Sinners to compete in the Drama category at the Golden Globes rather than Comedy/Musical, is not just a strategic move but a crucial one. It positions the film for maximum visibility, artistic validation, and long-term staying power.

I should have linked to the story, and this is a proper correction, thank you. They had a major advancement in gene editing with CRISPR this week which is different than a cure, so my verbiage was bad. Mea culpa. I am so hopeful this continues to progress. crisprmedicinenews.com/news/can-cri...

This is Butter. Butter just won best of breed. Good job, Butter. You are a prime example of the Great North American Couch Pig.

Xennial parenting be like, "Ethan, what did I just say." "Ugh. Not again, Mom." "What did I just say?" " ... those who died are justified. For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites." "Good. Now fuck off."

What's wild is I'm pretty much on the record as pro socialism, democracy is a failed experiment, but it doesn't stop Those Folks from thinking they're dunking because I talk about the world we live in and not the abstract one we don't.

Yes you're correct your pew pew shooter will do fine against drones. 🤔

Does no one here not want to get naked? www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

<--- the party that fucks their guns ---> the party that wants sensible gun control or guns eradicated --- the rhetoric that the ones who want to limit the guns are the violent ones to fear --- Me, an autistic: ???