This is…a bad idea. www.blogto.com/eat_drink/20...

Chugging my Metamucil like a fucking rock star.

So at PLC on service today and seeing most two-bed rooms housing three patients, having to take a patient in the washroom to perform a history with privacy as their bed is among a line of them along the ward hallway. Not special for Alberta but new for me in Calgary @pfparks.bsky.social

Ordering the Dirty Bird on call just like in the old days. My Canadian peeps know.

It’s 7pm in the Star Alliance lounge at Logan and there are no more cookies. You call this a country?

Ok, the Boston move is not far off, so I need my BlueSky Bostonians to keep from being a shut in!

Jimothy is no more.

So, sabbatical plans have changed.

Whatchyou looking’ at?

On trend autumn nails, bitches!

If I learn the Katseye Gap denim commercial dance, will the residents at work think I’m cool?

Does the universe really want me to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters?

Sunday morning street patrol.

Dolly Parton is sending soothing vibes.

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Who going to ECTRIMS in Barcelona wants to join me to eat all of the things?

“Tom Clancy’s Everybody Poops”

Planning for my emergency tummy ache in the coolest restaurant in town.

How I long for the times when I wasn’t chugging Colyte.

I’m Prawn Girl and my superpower is ruining your ceviche.

Bananarama? Wait…no.

You know you’re having a day when you just type “cake” into google maps.

I need to decompress after an outright pearl-clutching The Gilded Age and so do you.

My current obsession is watching videos of scary looking men with neck tattoos sing lullabies to their puppies and buy them tiny hats.

Just the email you want to see when you get to work in the morning.

I think seeing Superman would fix me.

I didnt realize this is Leather Tuscadero! music.apple.com/ca/album/she...

Well my Saturday night is all set.

That’s her “mommy’s back on her bullshit” face.

This is not a fun game and I’m not playing

On the plane I see a man in a boy scout uniform, no boy scouts.

“Haha I’m still young” I say as I knit my knees together so I don’t pee when I sneeze.

For everyone whose patients tell them Restoralax doesn’t work, counter with “Have you considered making plans after?”.

Hot honey halloumi and pomegranate chopped salad with crunchy spiced chickpeas.

Is Dolly Parton thinking about the Roman Empire? Chicken? We will never know.

Motherdick! This is…rizz?

Not fair, I already sharpened my knee caps in anticipation of a death match.

Pan de quejo because Sunday.

I was going to make a Spinal Tap joke but this isn’t funny…

Today, NIH director Jay Bhattacharya testified before a Congressional committee. He talked about the issues facing scientific research in the U.S., including the need for rigorous science that holds up to scrutiny. Let's look at his own study on Covid prevalence. notadoctor.news/2025/06/10/n...

Will my Boston BlueSky friends keep me social when I’m at Mass General next year? I don’t want to have to get a cat.

Everyone, my mom!

I’m gonna add an emoji: 🪿Step Brothers

“Duck, duck, goo…..” beeeeeep. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/duc...

We can all save Bluesky if we put on the best darn talent show this town has ever seen

Yes, I heard you. I simply do not accept the premise that this is mommy’s chair.

Perimenopausal childless woman here. What the fuck is a labubu and should I be worried?

Obscure working class mining cinema music I like. youtu.be/9LnGM2Ee9lY

Unabomber special