Had a small mouthful of water when I woke up this morning Oh no

you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective

Old enough to remember when Bill Clinton (not the president at the time) met with Loretta Lynch on a tarmac for a half hour and it was a national scandal for weeks

I said it was because of Kimmel #CancelDisneyPlus

Bye bye graduate medical education

And Laura will be fired in 3… 2… YEAH RIGHT

Every piece of major entertainment media since WWII has depicted fascists and Nazis as the bad guys, and yet…

This is incredible

One of the new ACIP goons is advocating for randomized, placebo controlled trials of the MMR vaccine. This would be like now randomizing seat belts for kids or car seats for infants. It’s so laughable that people this stupid are in charge of our health.

And yet they never actually say what he said about things So nauseating

it’s almost like RFKjr appointed a bunch of flunkies to ACIP and doesn’t understand vaccines or science

Do not listen to this psychopath #MedicalAdvice

Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.

Wow fuck ABC

[a 1-act play] Me: “Hey Ginger #1 (age 16), it looks like it’s going to rain around when you’ll get off the bus later… you should take my umbrella and keep it in your bag, so you don’t get wet walking home.” Ginger #1: “No that’s ok, I don’t want to carry it around.” [a few hours laytair]:

SPLOOT #longcat

@scalzi.com update: Redshirts ✅ Kaiju Preservation Society ✅ Starter Villain ✅ When the Moon Hits Your Eye ✅ Android’s Dream ✅ Fuzzy Nation ✅ Collapsing Empire ✅ Consuming Fire ✅ Last Emperox ✅ Agent to the Stars ✅ Old Man’s War Ghost Brigades Last Colony Zoe’s Tale Human Division End of All Things

Born too early to walk on the moon Born too late to walk on the moon

Gonna be a lot of people fired for posting after Trump kicks it, if the Charlie stuff is any indication

Let’s get back to talking about this

The problem isn't people wanting to have their own opinion. The problem is people wanting to have their own facts.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Social media is poisoning everyone’s brains (Not me though)

PUBLIC HEALTH UPDATE: Everyone six months and older can now get a COVID-19 vaccine in NJ thanks to the New Jersey Department of Health. Learn more: www.nj.gov/governor/new...

Hannah Arendt said 'The death of human empathy is one of the earliest & most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism' We saw the recent cruelty of MAGA denying empathy to Melissa Hortman Empathy for Kirk—not because he ever acted like a decent human—but because we are decent humans

Appellate courts: what Trump is doing is clearly unconstitutional and illegal Supreme Court: but what if it wasn’t?

The longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House in United States history no less!

They excused “grab ‘em by the p^ssy” They’ll excuse this too

[checks notes on Ivanna divorce]

“It takes a lot to knock me out!”

Considering that Tom Hanks getting COVID was what finally cemented the seriousness of the pandemic in the public consciousness, maybe this will also

🚨 UPDATE on the current COVID vaccine access situation in the US. Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.

I know we say this a lot but what the fuck

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

Fire RFK Jr (into the sun)

Why do surgeons’ GPS machines gotta lie about their ETA all the time

It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

The fuck is this ICE recruiting advertisement bullshit

What a start to the season lol

In honor of RFK Jr testifying today, I just got my COVID booster (and my dtap… I was due)!

Seriously what are we even doing here

How the fuck can anyone listen to RFK Jr and think “yeah this is the guy to keep us healthy” All of the expletives

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Presenting tattoo #5: GABA Same artist who did my propofol tattoo last year!

(It’s possible that I may have snap-booked another tattoo for tomorrow)

Wow he’s really gonna release the Epstein files!

Weekend at Trumpies

Epidurals are half price on Labor Day!