Images not rendering right now are actually such an incredible use case for ALT text and a great way to experience what it’s like to want to participate while not being able to see. If Darth hadn’t included ALT you’d have no idea what this was.

I do not understand what it is that makes people allergic to alt text. You're just being less than your best self when you refuse to do it. I see 40k-100k following accounts who won't do it, a middle finger to everyone with issues needing alt text to be able to participate. You're bumming me out. 1/

Hi, I'm Julie! After losing my job I moved from North Carolina to be safe in Oregon because I am trans. I am raising money to finish the move. Please share and donate if you can gofund.me/60b1e917 #helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest

Well that’s a fun crop, lol

C...can I read French now?

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting. “I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Cats are liquid

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Got another $100, thank you so much! Cat’s apartment fund is at $595 of $3k now. Please keep sharing and give if you can!

Got another $100, thank you so much! Cat’s apartment fund is at $595 of $3k now. Please keep sharing and give if you can!

Picard management tip: "Schedule" can be pronounced many different ways. Choose one at random each time you say it.

Wiseman: Hey Siri, what’s my location? Siri: *screaming* I DON’T KNOW, WHAT IS HAPPENING??

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Wiseman: Hey Siri, what’s my location? Siri: *screaming* I DON’T KNOW, WHAT IS HAPPENING??

"Pluto's a cartoon dog"

Can we please get some more movement on this? Adjusted to $3k goal, and been stuck at $495 for almost a week. Help a trans family get into an apartment!

This little girl likes sitting in her bag and going on walks with us! I doubted it’d go well when @ashmcgonigal.com suggested it, but she mostly napped through it and occasionally poked her head out to sniff stuff. (Seen here on a short break to sit on a bus bench.)

why are news stories written from the perspective of fascinated toddlers? of course a robot is faster than a human. a car is faster than a human too. so is an airplane.

C'mon everybody, chop chop! This is life or death, Falco can't survive on the streets!

@kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social saw the preceding two skeets before I made a few revisions which put me past the character limit, but did not see me make them, and due to the content of this episode she reports that it's messing with her head.

In a different universe from ours, there’s a whole series called The Incident that is exclusively about this incident from everyone’s different perspectives.

290/1000. Someone sent $25 and someone else sent $100, so thank you! That helps a lot! I'm still very behind though. Should be at $530 by now. PLEASE HELP! This is NOT done! #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky

Lmao I’m running on 20 minutes of sleep, good thing I don’t have to drive or do anything physically or mentally challenging today! 🫠

You think Leo’s friends call him Pope Bob?

Absolutely mystified by the recent uptick in white men asking us to let them become better people *in public office*. No?? Please go be a better person not on my dime and not when you’re representing the people you’re doing the slurs about??????

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

We raised a decent chunk of this in the first couple of days, but that’s fallen off and our kid and their partner really need help coming up with this deposit. Goal is now at $3k, and they’re at $495 toward that. Please help a trans couple and their pets get housed! 🥺

Incredible physics going on here lmao

Please enjoy this amazing freeze frame from Liara’s bathtub incident last night

They are 1 week away from declaring "Martin Luther was the one true Catholic."

so Panda went to the groomer today

SOS! Our kid, who is a trans refugee who fled our state to Oregon, has been living with their partner in a motel for the past year. Now the motel is giving them 28 days to vacate and they desperately need help with a deposit on an apartment. $2k goal. Please help and share widely!

If you're able, can you please send some aid? Or boost for free? linktr.ee/wylder I have a project I'd like to be able to work on & need the clarity not being in agony will bring me. #MutualAid

When you want to hunt the spider but big brother won't wake up

The best thing about this is nobody's favorite dinosaur is the apatosaurus. THE UNNAMING FAILED IT'S A BRONTOSAURUS EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S A BRONTOSAURUS

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Alexa is there any history for what happens when a government stops feeding their military

remember when one of the bluesky devs put his phone in the swimming pool. to try and cool it off

Bonus James

please, my reginos, they are very sick

Doc discovered that the couch has an inside and that's where we keep her favorite toy but it is too deep in the couch for her to reach

impeccable

She does do things other than yawn, but Ash isn’t as interested in capturing those things.

Outtake from the Artemis mission:

Just build him a holosuite and call it a day.

bluesky: the nothing app

today so far

Oh okay, guess I’ll go read a book or something

bluesky admins, have you tried jiggling the handle?