Imagine you live in New York City and you’re not that into sports and you have to walk your dog now.

Never seen a team lose a series 4-1 but by basically one total point before.

HISTORY.

Hey, congrats Knicks fans! That’s awesome! 🎉 Sorry, Spurs fans, that sucks. 🫂

Finally they went away, just in time for us to see the game get tied!

Is there any other way to watch the fucking NBA game that isn’t our local affiliate who will not shut up about the goddamn weather?

We have SIRENS for this, if you hear the siren, seek shelter, no, pompous weather dude, you do not need to vamp for a solid hour and give us a postage-stamp size view of the game.

“We serve dozens of counties in our viewing area and anytime there’s a tornado warning, we go live so we can tell people to take shelter, it doesn’t matter what programming is on, we’re doing everyone a valuable service” oh you know they’re getting screamed at on Facebook and possibly the phone

I am BEGGING these fucking meteorologists to shut the fuck up oh my god

THE PEOPLE OF BUCKNER KNOW WHERE THEIR DOUGHNUT SHOP IS AND NOBODY ELSE CARES

“There are confirmed trees down at the high school in Liberty” it’s SATURDAY in the SUMMER no one CARES

Given how many little "big animals on wheels" we've had from all over the world, I think the prehistoric equivalent of "Truck Kid" might be "Ox Kid." (Ukraine, Crete, Maharashtra, Anatolia)

Yes yes, there’s a thunderstorm, it’s JUNE in KANSAS, go back to the game, calm your asses, meteorologists

Help Dani save their car!

He even got a knockoff version of those Wolverine claws so we can shred it even easier this time

I’m being tortured right now @ashmcgonigal.cryptoanarchy.network has spent the day smoking a pork shoulder and it’s finishing in the oven now and it smells INCREDIBLE but it’s not coming out of the oven for another 15-20 minutes and then it has to rest, but I want to devour it NOW 😩

I don't think Baby Boomers truly understand just how economically fucked Millennials and Gen Z are, and that alone is going to reach a dangerous boiling point in the next decade.

Ehh fuck it

sports has taught me about the existence of body parts I didn't even know existed

Brazil, you say?

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

Yelling at my mayor to do better is 1) not asking for perfection 2) not the road to fascism 3) a sign I actually believe in him because asking someone to do better means you believe they can and will For the love of god the only people who say “don’t criticize your politicians” ARE the fascists

the reason women use filler speech is to keep men from interrupting them

24 HOUR CRUNCH. Before 11AM tomorrow, I need to reach $700 rent. I'm almost halfway there at $345. Will you #PleaseShare, and chip in if you can spare it? With my heart condition and other disabilities, housing is crucial to my survival! #MutualAidRequest #DisabilityCrowdFund #KeepFolksAlive

This is some real dedication given that we live in Kansas

brb gonna throw my phone into the ocean

That skeet will have died down overnight, I said Then I opened my app Omg, hello, entire fucking internet I guess lmao

I can still only see a bit through the sides when the wind blows just right but I am pretty sure it’s just one row of letters now

Sorry y’all, going to bed finally and this has fully escaped containment so I’m limiting replies and shutting off quotes Bottom line? Celebrate wins like these, and also learn from this that it’s all gonna be hard work but we can (and should!) have fun with it along the way.

gaiz you need to learn to enjoy the process or this is not going to be fun and all you can do with it is have fun

Did the C-SPAN camera operator just put the lens cap back on? It’s just a black screen now lol

how do people with hundreds of thousands of followers deal with being ✨perceived✨ so much on a regular basis, good lord my notifications are a mess

one of the hardest truths about cleaning up the mess is that it always takes so much longer to fix the things that are broken than it took to break them. just refilling all the government positions for the people who were fired/quit is going to take years

I stayed up just for them to put a tarp around the whole thing and then the livestream just abruptly ended? wtf man

Lmao holy notifications, Batman 😂

“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it

11pm: i'll just watch until they start midnight: okay just until the first letter comes down 1am: i have transcended sleep. i am one with the scaffolding.

I will pay $5,000 American - I will take on a loan, if necessary - if I get to pry one solitary brick loose from literally anything he has built.

I want to go to bed ( @ashmcgonigal.cryptoanarchy.network is already asleep on the couch next to me), but god damn, I want to at least see the first letter come down!

only divorced women have felt this kind of anticipation for the removal of a name before

this is one of the weirdest nights in history

We are all Umarelli tonight

Re my last reskeet: so it seems there’s several hundred people there at midnight on a Friday lol

Dear everybody who doesn’t get why there’s another level of scaffolding: my guess is that the letters are rather heavy and because gravity you want to have something above you to suspend the letters from as they are detached from their erstwhile support.

Okay seriously why do they seem to be adding another level? There aren’t any words up that high! Stop it!

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

I’m glad they’re adding on more scaffolding bc it looked like it was going to wind up reading as: THE DON THE JOHN F. KENNEDY MEMORIAL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS

They’re getting back up there! 🎉 Guess it was a dinner break.

Hey, whaddya know, a TV series screenshot account that uses REAL alt text and not “screenshot from season 1 episode 6.” There’s an instant follow!