It's bubbles all the way down

Cursed law review article thought for any law student

I both love and hate the school uniform collars on the French jersey.

4 through 6 are not things any sane, moral person would suggest. But he's the CEO and co-founder of The Federalist. So, that checks out.

That last line. There MUST be repercussions for the lawprofs who advanced such untenable arguments. Their behavior is—and I mean this literally, not dehumanizingly—parasitic. They exploit norms of collegiality and presumptions of integrity to advance trash. Which undermines the work of ALL of us.

There's a 4A issue to be litigated. Safford Unified School District v. Redding (2009) held that a search down to the underwear of a student for an OTC med was not justified under special needs b/c of the limited state interest. Will the need to sex police sports be sufficient for a nude search?

Because Alito is the WORST!!!!!!

Mood: "Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs."

Another way to look at this is absolutely none of this gets written at all absent Trump’s EO. In that way, Trump is the scholar.

Syllabus: Game, blouses

I’m mad about today. I’m mad that justices can’t do the bare minimum to uphold the Constitution. I’m mad that the law and our history, which I have dedicated so much of my life to, is an inconvenience than an inheritance to many. I’m mad that the academy, which I love, rewards and enables it.

My proposal: Move all cases up 1 floor to SCOTUS's basketball court to be settled in a game up to 11 (no 2s, winner takes). Putting "court" back in "Supreme Court." Ball don't lie.

At least the Thomas didn't pretend there was already a large literature like the scholars he cited did.

She continued: "Eat it, Dworkin!"

Happy Trek Tuesday! #StarTrek #TrekTuesday🖖🏿

The (mistaken) conservative view is that sex is binary. But, the effect of policing sex is to make gender binary as well. Any non-conforming person who doesn't exhibit traditional markers of their assigned sex (hair length, clothing, posture, demeanor, voice, muscularity, etc.) will be scrutinized.

Today's near disaster in the birthright citizenship case is a damning indictment of the ability of lawyers, judges, and law profs to "do" history. It's certainly not easy, as Randy Barnett contends (and who was on the wrong side of history, on at least 2 levels, in this particular case).

I've signed a 4 year, $160 million contract to be the starting PG for the Oklahoma City Thunder. Wait, retracting that story ...

Donald Trump came one vote away from getting the Supreme Court to say that the 14th Amendment does not guarantee birthright citizenship for the children of undocumented and temporary immigrants, a view held only by fringe far-right nativists until VERY recently. This is shocking. I am stunned.

Except not:

Jesus, Ezra. That isn't what happened at all. Rufo did not "try to figure out if" it's true." He gleefully amplified the lie, then offered a bounty to anyone who could retroactively "prove" it. It spurred death threats. Thousands will soon be deported because of it. Many of them will die.

I'm going to be driving to an appointment today when SCOTUS opinions are released. So, per usual rules, they aren't precedential.

And "gauging" is "totally illegal" (that's worse than a felony). Weights and standards folks, you've been warned!

They're plundering the national treasury.

Germany and the Netherlands out of a World Cup on penalty kicks in the same day.

Morocco wins!!!!!!

Morocco can win it.

4 goals v 3 doinks

Another doink!

That wasn't even close!

Keepers are guessing right but not stopping the shots.

The keeper kicked it in!

Double doink!

Oh no!

That was an MMA level of blood. Insane.

More penalty kicks!

25 stoppage time goals during this World Cup. They should just make all the time stoppage - the scores would be like 6-5.

Wow! It looked like the defenders stopped and thought a penalty was going to called. And that created an opportunity for a goal.

OMG, what a tackle!

TIL there are Salem Witch Trial truthers.

Morocco mistakenly sends player and not ball into the net. Common mistake.

Wait. This is real. He's actually arguing that the problem with the Salem Witch Trials was that they "weren't organized enough." WTF?

If AI could filter out the whistling of the Morocco fans, I would welcome my new Skynet overlords.

Even setting aside their pre-World-Cup expectations, it really makes no sense that 2 teams that each won 2 games and never lost a game are facing each other in the round of 32 while a bunch of other matchups only have 2 wins combined between the two teams.

Netherlands v Morocco is a ridiculously tough matchup for the round of 32.

Paraguay Coach in Postgame Presser: "Suck it Corey!"

Germany can still win if Herr Mike Pence has the courage

Paraguay wins!!!!!!!

OMG!!!! Just 1 more