Are brick shithouses really that well-built? It feels like that kind of structure would still be subject to shoddy workmanship.

That last play could literally not have gone any worse.

Please contribute to my GoFundMe to buy Elmarko Jackson a wallet that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

[sigh] This is gonna be another game where @espn.com doesn't cut away to the KU game for tipoff, isn't it?

No.

KU Debate is much like KU Basketball, but with more national championships.

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To be fair, that *WAS* the mandate when Texas Tech was chartered in 1958. No, it was really founded in 1923. But no one knew about it until '58.

now that it's officially december i would like to share my favorite holiday video with all of you:

Important announcement: Our Cyber-Monday Doorbuster has the cost of making out with me marked down by $35.00!

This assignment is for all the lawyers: Watch the movie "Love, Actually" and identify all the incidents of workplace harassment.

Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together

They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.

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I am challenging The Grinch to a debate

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SO FUCKING JACKED FOR THIS LEXUS DECEMBER TO REMEMBER!

Well, looking ahead is all we have and I am eager to see Ballard throwing to Henderson and handing off to Hishaw.

MOTHERFUCKER.

You can love #KUfball, but it doesn't have to love you back. Kinda like dating a German chick.

Touchdown Kansas!!

It feels like a Saturday, but it's only Friday! TOMORROW IS A BONUS SATURDAY!

Who up rolling they stones?

It's a little late to do you any good this year, but it's still worth remembering that you can't spell "Thanksgiving" without G-A-V-I-N.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: The Style Council David Bowie The Who Stevie Wonder Earth, Wind & Fire

This is quite the meet-cute.

this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox. you’re welcome to call. i hope you do. 216-361-6772.

So, does the money in the Players Era tournament get paid to the schools or to the players? To the school to give to the players?

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

The reason I talk so much about Democrats in rural America is because it’s key to taking the country back. We can’t wring many more blue votes out of the cities. Come back to rural spaces. Run for office. Contest every race. This is the way.

The Venn diagram of people who can pass the bar exam and people who shouldn't be allowed access to scissors overlaps more than society would be comfortable knowing.

For just fifty cents a day, you can huck a roll of pennies at Karl from accounting.

Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash. --Increase Mather

The only AI anyone ever asked for or that's worth a good goddamn.

"You will be visited by three spirits."

Is tomorrow the day the President pardons a turkey and is it a requirement that to be pardoned, the turkey has to be a member at Mar-a-Lago?

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

That’s such a pure dick punch, skill alone doesn’t cover that, you only get that from a real love of the dick punching game

Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space

No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never: - comment on how much someone is eating - comment on how little someone is eating - comment on someone eating This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!

#33 from Notre Dame looks like Roy Stalin from "Better Off Dead "

"Big on little crime."

Night like tonight you really start to think about how much fun it's gonna be when it happens.

Welcome to your 50’s. You’re sleepy but you have insomnia

Sorry. Can't. A giant hellmouth opened in my backyard and I think it's an interdimensional portal.

The plural of "barf" is "barves." I will not be taking questions at this time.

I heard that Jen Psaki got coxsackie from a tacky Iraqi. Isn't that wacky?

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.