If I’m at the end of the bag of chips and it’s full of crumbs and shards, and there’s bowl of salsa and a spoon there, yeah: we’re going breakfast-cereal-style only god can judge me

writing a 10,000 word epic on how the state of politics started deteriorating when mythbusters started calling myths "plausible"

Tepify is a word. Argue with the dirt

please, just roast some sweet potatoes. put some bourbon in the searing pan. please.

Olivia shooting 8/11 from three has delayed the podcast, which is understandable I think

thanks to the sacred, venerable Lynx, we'll be a little late to start on LOV After Dark tonight. But we'll make it worth your while. youtube.com/live/2ZirfMX...

It’s super messed up how much of the sports blogosphere is “guy on tv has opinion” stubs

Birthday week continues, made pizza: morel and bacon with fontina and gruyerr cheese and a little truffle hot sauce.

in this article i spend roughly 1200 words on chess and colin mochrie before actually discussing any football

Really disappointed to see Wide Left has started using AI generated/altered images now. I expected better. Here is the original image, for reference

I've seen a few responses here and on other platforms that Kyler "had to improvise" because of his OL and while the piece doesn't explore the OL situation in Arizona, it does very definitively make a good case that improvisation is baked into how Kyler approaches the game

Confirmed, no Micah parsons in Us Bank Stadium week 1

This was a classic @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social article in that you learn a ton about something not related to football at all and then it somehow ties perfectly into football. Fun read. wideleft.football/p/whose-job-...

I wrote about Kyler Murray, finally

If there's one thing I know about Vikings fans, it's that we love to imagine the worst possible scenarios then get really scared of them Doing that live with @arif.bsky.social at the top of the hour! youtube.com/live/MPi2Qrq...

…but what race of bees

LIVE NOW!! Talking about the new Vikings GM with Vikings-Seahawks dual fan @arif.bsky.social youtube.com/live/TufB_Fe...

he wasn’t even a one-helmet player in Cleveland, man. it was a whole thing

russindication

peaking on acid at 7-11 and a hot dog gets up from the roller and starts yelling at you

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This is probably the angle but man if I’m a browns fan “just wait a few years” is an extremely rough sell. They’ve been waiting a few years since Monica Lewinsky was in the news

i think the best way to spin this for the browns is to treat myles as a completely lost asset, fractured relationship, and then say well at least they sold for value

last time the rams went "all-in" they followed it up with an injury nuke year and then three straight double digit win seasons and 2 division titles. they just operate like this

the rams have $94m in cap space for 2027 before adding Garrett to the books by the way. They're not all-in at all. All-in used to mean something. They're just taking advantage of the league's baby idiots

they'll get 3 good years out of garrett at least, this is just kind of a coup i think

whos the most racist qb on the seahawks 49ers or cardinals

Myles Garrett to the Rams for Jared Verse, a 1st, and more. Per Rapsheet. holy bajeebus

Happy Pride month! Remember, joyous existence is also a form of resistance against fascism

the love shack is a little old place where you can get infections

You’re kidding, the vikings can’t think they will be successful with this has-been #1 overall QB. Their star wide receiver is going to ask out. Not to mention what this implies about their own 1st round QB that won’t even play.

New reaction image for your arsenal

who up teasing their noles

Oh my god Seahawks you can’t just ask people if they’re white

Fantasy team named Nolan teasley’s phrenology expert

I am not home most of today but maybe tonight

Some intel for your Vikings fans @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social

Look at when he was on the pro side vs when he was on the college side and what the Seahawks were up to in those years. He’s got the Midas touch. Also pushed the Russ trade big time which is incredibly vindicated. Everything the wilfs want, I think

“It is exactly as profitable to post bad content as it is to post good content so we don’t need to pay anyone” is always the motivation for these colossal layoffs. Yahoo this week, PFF in the past, SB Nation, ESPN. Realizing talent doesn’t drive clicks The ai slop dynasty is here

have we discussed the possibility that kyler murray just wants to collect his $40 million in buyout money and relax and drink smoothies? Can a little birthday boy take a load off? Is that not allowed?

vikings fans are perpetually insane because every stat has them off in the ocean on whatever graph you're making and it's always in the quadrant that's like "weird outcomes we can't explain"

who is going to make the website start1.faze

what the goddammit

Live soon! Going over the viral website startnine.win with @arif.bsky.social. We will probably not make too much fun of it but honestly no promises youtube.com/live/RoAR_d4...

The #Vikings completed their second round of GM interviews today, with Rams assistant GM John McKay the final candidate to interview in Eagan. We’ll see how their deliberations go from here, but it’s possible we’ll have a GM hire by next week.

I posted a video, how bout that

PSA, everyone who follows me should know about this