“DISH GRANTED” is a great title here because this does seem like something that would result from being insufficiently specific to a genie

boy howdy

election results really reverberating, huh

immediate wishlist thanks

weak, tedious analysis: omg gerontocracy, the olds are finally retiring sturdy, trenchant analysis: it’s naptime for the washed legislator otakus

"average person loses 400 pounds by midterms" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person loses zero pounds by midterms. Asteroid Georg,

move over Ross Douthat, NYT has something out today even more calibrated to piss me off

that clip from The View was MTG saying that believing she’s bad is the same as QAnon. she thinks she has enough credibility from the lunatic fringe that they’ll stick with her while she lies to everyone else about who she is. I do not think post-Trump GOP primaries will work like that

this will be the picture in the info box for the Wikipedia article on Woke 2

Lib Laugh Love, is this anything

can’t decide whose reaction is funnier, Trump or Kennedy

how the TL reacts to a post that’s like “morbing about how trenchant the rodgler’s gonna get if sean duffy does tenerife”

every straight fitness influencer couple

North Carolina mentioned, oh boy

shopping cart theory. more narrowly, I think (uh, firmly believe) what you do with shopping carts - from when you get into the store to when you leave - is a metaphor for how you operate in society

continuing to rotate this joke in my head and getting annoyed I didn’t think of it sooner

ME: [explaining why I’m mildly evasively putting my phone away] people outside the usual friend group found out about the “trenchant analysis” thing SO: what is that? ME: uh SO: [sighing] is it sports or politics ME: uhhhhhhhh

fax's loving partner: is there any hope doctor? doctor: no brain signal.

poast chroniclers, tag in

still basking in how funny it is that Andrew Cuomo only needed four years to go from a third term as governor to losing a mayoral election twice while becoming steadily more right-wing and unlikable. politics version of Trevor Bauer

OWOnD [ballsack] λN

My oak spiderman folder has over 100 images on its own, so

Hands down my best work

me after one Jackie O’s imperial stout

Axios calling Jared Golden’s retirement a “major blow” to Dems’ 2026 chances lmao. Russell Wilson Signs With Giants In Major Blow To Steelers’ Offense

guessing he’s a huge Sounders fan

remind me to post this again when it happens

not going to engage in Michael Schur TV Show Discourse because my opinions are clouded by which exes tried to get me to watch them. though I suspect some people engage in the discourse how they do for that exact reason

"Mom's famous hamburger helper. Pizza rolls crisped in the air fryer. A pitcher of kool-aid on a hot summer day. Grilled cheese cut diagonally. Spongebob ice cream that always comes out of the wrapper disfigured. What do I sacrifice? Everything."

I think I have a shot at the FIFA Peace Prize

Rare wholesome r/AskAnAmerican post: A New Zealander is high as hell and thinking about pumpkin pie, but she can’t access it and would like us to just describe it to her.

schmoyoho, now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time

live laugh legislate

WORDS FOR WEDNESDAY

oh good I woke up and last night still happened. was a little uncertain when I was first getting up

this may be the peak of sephiroth posting

when I was watching live I thought the four words were gonna be approximately “shut da fuck up”

This movement that we are watching unfold - Zohran Mamdani, Prop 50 in CA, regular people everywhere who are taking power from those at the top - this movement doesn't build itself. Funding the work is essential. We power the party, not billionaires: wfpus.org/JoinUs

opening with a Debs quote, Mamdani cooking

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

hit play and they were playing “should I stay or should I go” I’m cackling

watching Mikie Sherrill’s victory speech, getting this vibe

So, because the Allegheny County, PA (Pittsburgh) Council mandates seats for minority parties, the Democrats were never able to unseat at-large Republican Councilman Mike Embrescia. So, they ran a left-wing Independent and he's winning easily!

hit the “Ian Eagle when an offensive lineman catches a touchdown pass” cadence here

NBC News republican panelist, who looks like Jack McBrayer, is currently describing Woke 2 in the coolest terms imaginable

This is hyper-local, but it looks like with half of the precincts reporting, Charlotte City Council District #6--a long time GOP-held district--finally flips to Democratic. If this hold, the nationalization of Charlotte politics has finally reached this district. #ncpol #cltpol