on the bright side the 49ers have the opportunity for an extremely funny field goal miss

east coast giving me good news and bad news here

bo nix | no bix

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

[coping] what if it’s just that the jets and pats are tough opponents and the seahawks are really good

how often does “let the other team score a touchdown so you get the ball back with time” work. gotta be less than half the time

out touching grass, don’t get too sturdy without me

This would fix me

when the Steelers are 1-1

I’ve mostly seen this bit of fake news on here in the context of it getting refuted, but apparently it’s circulating on Instagram too (with less pushback). Not sure what to make of that

One of the biggest mistakes right-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Truth Social. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.

my son would never go woke. not my precious jason

I'm sick and I've been watching endless pointless youtube for days, and my recommendations are growing troubling

it’s been a remarkable effort to convince me not to buy the book

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

no you’re crying

years of reading misty names and I was still unprepared for this realization

hell, everyone else is beerposting. I’d have a beer

they’re just claiming it’s AI, the conversation will actually be handled by Jack Kirby

ME WHENEVER I LISTEN TO “DO I DO” BY STEVIE WONDER:

ascent of AI is coming at a dangerous time because it feeds and justifies this sense of “the thing runs itself”

where to acquire poster

politics as sports, episode 564: getting mad your team got called for an “obvious bullshit” pass interference, seeing the replay, and pivoting to “the refs have been letting [other team] get away with that all day, it’s worse if they’re just now calling it”

This isn’t going to go how Democrats think. Being a gamer isn’t about rushing to buy the latest console or making sure you have every AAA release. Being a gamer is about hating women and minorities

huge week for me being mad at other Steelers fans

this bit by itself is incredible

agedepwahl go brrrr

grant me the serenity to accept the haters that are not worth dunking on, the courage to dunk on the haters that are worth it, and the wisdom to know the difference

1. surprised nobody at CWRS tagged me about this 2. rude thing to do to Walz. McCain admitting he didn’t want Palin was funnier 3. Biden reportedly wanted Elizabeth Warren as his VP in 2016, so I wonder if that was still true four years later and everyone tosses their actual pick under the bus

me at the steelers defense on sunday:

covid exposure confirmed. tested negative last night but may have to try again soon. anyway, priors undefeated, it’s so good to be not in Florida

look at them moving this thing. that’s a thin shell of plastic. our nation’s drunkest young professionals will be chucking that into the Potomac by 1am

i am not surprised to see authoritarians and fascists take aim at hollywood specifically because they understand its power, and i am pained to see this happen, but i can also say this: CREATIVITY and STORYTELLING and ART cannot be stopped, not on a small scale, not on the large scale

got one I might be taking out of the oven too soon

My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?" Turns out, mom was right.

vermont left of its overall margin here. racedep bernie

whose belief that they will be president one day is the funniest, and why is it Nancy Mace

see also

these mfs literally brought the wrong rock

My work loves personality testing and icebreakers and one of the activities is tossing a soccer ball with deep questions on it and whichever one your thumb touches you answer. And thats how we decide whose turn it is to Scold on here

protectionism may kill a lot of economies, but it also helps the tariff otaku get to nap on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

five years in the system and antifa’s finally getting called up to the majors. welcome to the show

everything started going to shit in 2015, beginning with Russ throwing at Malcolm Butler

not to Nate Silver Post but I feel like the odds they’re overplaying their hand just went way up

at this point you can probably just experience it via gifs, video clips, and somehow also by watching football

“we can do this the easy way or the hard way” consult therapist