only thanks to this does it occur to me that “funding DHS but not ICE (or a chunk of CBP)”, which is happening at this hour for some reason, will almost definitely get ICE out of airports

hello Seattle mutuals, I have been informed that Zwanze Day 2026 falls during this trip and Stumbling Monk is a host location but the latter appears to have roughly zero online presence. am I missing a way to pursue tickets for that or are they really that offline

It's time.

this is an appropriate price point for what you get, but for what it is, I adored this game. fun little slow-pace walking-simulator puzzles

“woke restaurant refuses to accept payment with President Trump’s name on it [they’re actually just cashless]” guaranteed grift

I’ve been reading this book lately, I’m most of the way through it, and yeah it’s really good

[pleizar voice] you don’t hate the New York Times enough

Paul Skenes has received his monthly allotment of run support. This also counts for April

becoming aware of yesterday’s homophobic posts from two democrats who would like to be elected to higher office. this, too, is Dem Tea Party

I have no interest in this man’s problems

good. don’t play him until the war in Iran is over

i have gender pvp enabled (no pronouns in bio and i'm named Todd O'Themorning or some shit)

we’ve discovered a second tenerife to not do

Something I've been thinking about is that I know what very few of my mutuals' handwriting looks like

putting my marker down that “putting his fucking face on the national park passes” had the most UAR for me

my memory of Community season 4 is that it was fine television that mostly suffered from being in the shadow of seasons 1-3, except for the finale, which was legitimately that bad

thinking about this again

geno smith completion

(Repeatedly clicking on Trump with the wrong item selected in your inventory) “I don’t know anything about that.” “Fake news.” “I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.” “It’s crazy what’s happening.”

We love to post every thought we've had while sitting in traffic all at once, don't we folks?

abolish men

pretty sure the Ravens Loop project would go wide right

Stop2End

Can I Run For Something Without Anyone Getting Mad PAC congratulates representative-elect Emily Gregory, who we just heard about

broadcast exclusively in standard definition

One thing I like is when my mutuals post things that are funny and/or align with my interests. Anyone else experience this?

RUSSELL WILSON DURING CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS:

please spend $200 million on a miniseries with an audience of about 40 of us who will never ever shut up about it

fun to see the öystermensch rehash old Curve Radius plots (abruptly cancelling a fundraiser at a gay bar, trying to finesse a winning position on the filibuster) until people get bored and just start talking about Buttigieg again

I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity, I’m a racing car passing by LIKE LADY GODIVA, I’m gonna bern bern Bernie IMPOSSIBLYYYYY

to Anthony Keidis’ credit, while I do occasionally get RHCP riffs etc. stuck in my head, I spend far more time with my internal monologue going “ding dang ding dong ding dang” or whatever

a certain discourse is blowing out the dosimeter rn

today is the day I win a medal for having the correct opinion on episode 8

INNOCENT SEAHAWKS BLUSKI RESIDENT: i liked geno :) ME, EMERGING FROM MY MOLD RIDDEN CAVE: racedep geno

geno smith completion

locking in

JOHN KENNEDY: Well, Ted, we gave it the old college try, but sometimes it don’t matter how good you are at milking cows or fighting bulls if what you’re doing is fighting cows and milking bulls TED CRUZ: [checking Texas weather forecasts] the hordes mustn’t obstruct my terminal

she thermo on my static till i opinion

confirmed (the raiders are the contraption)

My detractors, they want to see me pummeled to bits, with bats and so on. However, Kantian ethics illustrates the errors underlying their actions.

money isn’t real, NFL contracts aren’t real

hey! I see there’s some intractable internecine arguing going on. unfortunately, to free up some brain space I made a compressed folder and that’s where I put all the background lore I need to have a clue what the fuck you’re talking about

my resolve in moral objection to precheck is admittedly waning a bit, due to events

wrong rock

Monday tomorrow