jd vance spilled baked beans all over himself in a theater watching Cars 2. what happened next may surprise you

he's basically a Dune mentat but for optimizing YouTube engagement

mr beast will be remembered as an icon of an era in which we merged together gratuitous cruelty, reinforcement learning on a massive scale, and gambling

This would be a good solution. An automatic circuit breaker. If you're getting more than N negative-sentiment replies or QTs, it either sends a notification to you or proactively disables QTs / limits replies. N needs to be adjustable, I think, because it depends on acct size and skin thickness.

if mr beast isn’t the antichrist; this guy is the first posthuman human. everything he does is the product of entrainment with the youtube content display system

i’m putting together a team

hopefully something by armando ianucci

this is crank behavior.

this was really stupid of her, because no one is watching political news until january

neo-noir from the point of view of a chatbot who is being narrated to by someone who we slowly realize is getting AI psychosis, except that there’s a framing narrative of detectives after their crime reading the logs and they realize they’re trying to fake AI psychosis to get away with it

if you took an intro course to "artificial intelligence" it was probably basically the same set of ideas everywhere. Learn about 3sat, mazes, little bit of philosophy, then hit it the MLP. It was an idea and concept that was both technical and predating LLMs

When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.

those "i'm the future first lady" vibes right

He literally put his name on the Kennedy Center

HE BLASTS PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ALL OVER THE WHITE HOUSE COME ON PEOPLE

flying out tomorrow and now in addition to telling my infant relatives about arch linux i must tell them now about the story of gold ship www.youtube.com/watch?v=P26O...

the mf listens to "cats" to calm down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wow... what's the point of playing as tactical dudes when the enemies are all giant monsters or limitless swarms of evil monkeys

love this graphic from an article on image description. "regal potato" @eleanor.lockhart.contact

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

I think this term's origin was Paul Scharre writing in Four Battlegrounds about Marines spoofing an AI by hiding under a box while giggling, and I think what first got it circulating was @shashj.bsky.social posting an excerpt on Twitter. www.pcmag.com/news/us-mari...

i realize that i am the only person on earth who is interested in this but it is genuinely insane that it is possible to one-shot a computer into producing this particular document claude.ai/public/artif...

sometimes i think “mei ling” is an overused fictional name for chinese people but then i keep seeing it irl in my daily life

vance is an out and out nazi

One of my professors in undergrad was a “cognitive scientist” who would insist he had proved P=NP because a certain minimal surfaces problem was NP-hard but you could use soap films to solve it in O(1). That represented a substantially more rigorous and defensible argument than whatever this is:

go back to the containment board you crawled out of, couchman

the mental gymnastics people will go to over fear of needles is astounding

some of my oomfs

It's an REIT play.

“it’s meant for domestic consumption” so you’re saying the domestic public are crazier than their leaders?

Y'all better let Angie work in peace! That deluxe dice set won't buy itself you know.

Ratatouille 2 tournament arc

In 1865, in the peak years of the Looney Toones franchise, a cartoon was released, named "Wabbit Twouble", where Bugs Bunny faces off with his long time rival Jefferson Davis. But for just a moment, to mock the foolish Davis, Bugs inflates himself to a comically bloated form…..

"Big Chungus lives on!! As the dominant meme" - Liquid Snake, Metal Gear Solid (1998)

never has a meme format been so well matched to its subject

the index of consumer sentiment (current expectations) is at an all time low because trump voters are catching on to the facts the rest of us have been covering for a year

what the fuck