it sucks and retweeting bad attempts at it is also bad, c'mon folks

Just Rahm Emanueled a Chef's salad and

hey who's got some weird problems and a functioning payroll system, let's Make Innovation over here

“glock n spiel” would be a great name for a manifesto recited at gunpoint

neil: counsel, how does your opinion affect the rights of native americans dipshit: it would be bad for them your honor neil: the device i am showing you now is called a “glock”

LOUDER FOR THE PERVERTS IN THE BACK

SPACE WITCH: We must check if you are the magical girlboy. Put your hand in the magic pain box. It causes extreme pain. PAUL JIHAD: Why? SPACE WITCH: What are you, a pussy? PAUL JIHAD: No! Watch this. OW. I can so this all day. SPACE WITCH: lol. You just put your hand in the oven, dipshit.

"Taylor Lorenz is on her phone 17 hours a day" certainly tracks

Best there ever was.

I qwan’t do this right now. I qwon’t.

read the table rules, you have to light up IRAN and start multiball before the straits open

man, this turned out to be fun as hell

For All Mankind is back! Just for anyone who didn't know because it is on Apple+ and the secrets of the church cannot be divulged

not now honey i'm highing my dudgeon

will the person who wore the Atlassian hat to an orgy please return to either San Francisco or Sydney, we can’t handle this here

you people are just scared

today just got so much worse

Snap up @yaelwrites.com for impactful + holistic cutting edge security work

setting up a bot to respond to the words "Jay Caspian Kang" with this

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

you can choose not to be a dick online.

This epistemological divide exemplifies how MAGA is an anti-democratic movement. The impulse to try to understand (even if critically) one's political opponents is democratic...we share the country, we should try to understand each other. The impulse to dehumanize is anti-democratic.

I have yet to see a piece in a prominent MAGA outlet that seeks to understand what motivated No Kings protesters. It’s all just “they were paid” or “they have TDS.” Meanwhile, the Tea Party inspired an avalanche of think pieces and books from centrists and leftists trying to figure it out.

[in a very SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS interstitial-screen typeface:] TEN DAYS LATER …

I think this is a really good post that people who are interested in atproto/bluesky-as-a-thing-rather-than-a-posting-hole should probably read.

every day on this website a bunch of dubiously literate dullards think that some nonlinear conclusion they made up in their own minds is a reason to issue death threats to people and the next day a bunch of other dullards whine and cry when a few people out of the first group get banned

People close to the center of atproto-dev won't say much but also won't be surprised. This is in-character for Rudy. He's being a shithead in a way unbecoming of somebody who's ostensibly a pillar of atproto-dev, followed up by spittle-fleck rageposts to continue it on main. Dame has earned better.

this sucks and is very hurtful

Cannot think of a better example of how both parties are NOT the same.

I'll be honest, 5-6 years from now I'll be looking for used cybertrucks because I'm not sure there will be better options for ripping out the battery packs and motors to electrify a 1976 Buick LeSabre and also power my house in a pinch

This is very explicitly not what I’m saying in that post. I’m saying that software developers are using AI tools because they find them useful and if you’re going to boycott a website for using AI in dev you’re going to run out of websites because everyone’s using it because it’s useful.

Trans people are, in many ways, like John Cena,,

You are going to feel so much better if you can come to terms with that like I and @rimidar.bsky.social have and understand what's going on instead of what the hype is or what the haters say, because it's not that scary.

setting out traps: a box with a stick and a copy of the rust handbook underneath

As a protestant, this feels strange to say, but the point at which an adult convert to Catholicism has been rebuked by two Popes in one year and then goes on to write a memoir called 'Communion' about his faith, they ought to bring excommunication back. This guy is evidently an unrepentant heretic.

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I have seen many smaller, less funded companies trying to ride on the back of "it's a community" when they stand apart from the community, and while it is not 1:1 here it absolutely has the same risks: undercutting, picking winners, etc.

"if the students can use a LLM to do the task it was never really teaching critical thinking to begin with" is a very dumb take, sorry. I can bring a forklift to the gym and bench press more than Arnold. The point is not to move the weights.

So it turns out that our biggest mistake was not running someone named "Dave America" in 2024. Peter Magyar? You can't just run in an election as the name of the country. That's not fair.

I am basically radicalized about this. We fight now for personal computing and personal agency or we lose another decade at best

@maxine.science's #atmosphereconf talk about pooling data sets to help smaller players aggregate for model building was really interesting, esp with the work that Blaine, Nick and others have done on lensing

"you think this is funny" "in a cosmic sort of way, yes" has been bouncing around in my head for months now

finally, at long last, perhaps burger spensivo works in _our_ favor

literally howling out loud

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR ATTIE AI TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA TO CREATE AN EVIL PALETTE SWAPPED “WA-“ VERSION OF MY PROFILE AND POSTS

holodeck, give me a jazz band, no sentience, no kill everyone, no self awareness, no overflowing the holodeck, not too sexy

our president may not have a strategy for this crisis, but I do

Next Dem admin needs to tell the GCC they're on their own and to get fucked, in that exact language (Qatar and Oman can get slightly milder language)

curled. too tired to podcast