not great, chat

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

I love the experience of “I hate this post. [repost immediately]”

it is just absolutely unfuckingbelievable that bernie sanders hired this unemployable nazi to be his press secretary

this should be illegal (laudatory)

there’s a “we used to have X Y and Z” joke buried here but where one of those is “Civics”

if you do computer things and have not read Normal Accidents and Rational Accidents, you are very likely to be fucking up somewhere. Other fields too, probably, but I can't speak to them directly.

perfect translation. 10/10

There may not be many places on the planet with more phone gimbals per square meter than where I am right now

Me, a sicko, I wants this

grabbed a couple extra Peak Design folding dividers for my other bag. I didnt tell them they weren't going in a Peak Design bag though. They'll kill a man for that.

I went to the JCII Camera Museum and was a little surprised to see Nikon acknowledging the existence of my stupid little guy

Nike Ginza had some thoughts on this

It's fairly obvious the "bit" with Nolan's The Odyssey is it's a telling of the story through a contemporary, popularized view of antiquity in the vein of it being an oral story and I think you can like or dislike that (or dislike the selected aesthetics), but not getting that is a sign.

Three cheers for that classic military leadership principle, "Do not kill your men."

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XBO MAX

college aged dude slowly pedaling through Yogogi Park with a Bluetooth speaker playing Return Of The Mac at a volume I would describe as "adequately diagetic" sure guys, why not

special guest @patrickwyman.bsky.social makes book, @peark.es adulterates his soda, @proptermalone.bsky.social couches criticism carefully, and @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social handicaps the field.

Bluesky: Eleanor puppy play. Horny bsky porn posts Palmer: No, bsky. You can’t have it. Bsky: Good Eleanor good Bsky give beautiful Bsky deserve puppy punishment RESEARCHER: Bsky, we simply can’t create AI Eleanor Roosevelt puppy play. It is an unjustifiable production. Bsky: jealousy pervert

this is the correct healthy attitude and I literally cannot do it, I will just keep bouncing off the ceiling, sliding down, and getting mad this is why I do not play competitive games anymore

I am grabbing a quick dinner and the two younger guys next to me are clearly trying to invent telepathy to figure out how to put their heads together and talk to the girls they’re with some things are universal

this might get me to actually play it PvP in video games isn't interesting in 2026 when I have to play PvP IRL

I hate this

I just saw a woman walking down the street wearing a black jacket with the back just an enormous silver lineart rendition of Garfield and I don’t know what to do with that

I just saw a woman walking down the street wearing a black jacket with the back just an enormous silver lineart rendition of Garfield and I don’t know what to do with that

And we've got to help by nominating as many Black candidates in non-VRA districts as possible. If Black Democrats are going to take one for the team, everyone else needs to be willing to pay them back.

😲

If you’re using a K&F Concept camera backpack, are you really successful enough to be being flown out for product reviews

I have had better. But not from a convenience store

I swear to god I am clearly being plagued by photo influencers, my (shitty) hotel here in Tokyo has at least four here (nobody else owns a K&F Compact backpack and is walking around with an X100V, I’m sorry) and multiple have had asset-tagged FXs in hand

POTENTIAL train

@jamellebouie.net asked if they’re selecting for people who lack any and all charisma and I, an idiot, said it couldn’t possibly be that bad then I clicked play and within eight seconds I was scrambling for the stop button how do you put your voice and face on this and not hate yourself

okay so after the disaster that was the Samurai Mac, McDonald’s in Japan has earned some firm handshakes for their bacon and potato pies at breakfast but we gotta talk about whatever the hell this McSandwich is

this is a listener of a podcast about world war two using his government name to…what in the shit of heck is this?

Person from North Attleboro: "you know, growing up in Boston..."

Europe has no Red40 dye, and no start-ups. America and China has Red40, many startups. We have accidentally discovered a substance that generates economic dynamism, and the bad side effects are treated with amphetamines, we should be embracing it.

you are a reporter and you have eighty thousand followers, have you not even minimal ethical standards to follow that would preclude this kind of lying

PACK OUR THINGS WE'RE MOVING

damn @effinvicta.bsky.social what did you do to get /checks notes “a dame to kirk for”, a very normal name, anyway so mad at you??

He sent 1400 dollar checks. The fact that you can’t remember this should make you step back and consider the deleterious effects of social media on your brain

I never thought leopards would rip off soyface

like half the replies are other writers refuting the core assertion of this excerpt

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Whoever sold fanny packs to men by running them over the shoulder is actually a genius

I bounced on Kyoto early and I think I'm going to bounce on Osaka early too, but not because I don't like it--but because Osaka is clearly a better place to come with other people, and I don't want to do all the stuff without @gabbyzxy.bsky.social I think I'm headed back to Tokyo tomorrow instead

🚨 Drizz alert!

…cake vending machine

we have a republican trifecta government and this is what they have delivered to us. put your petty fucking bullshit beefs aside and loudly blame who is responsible for what fucking ails you, or, if you can’t help yourself, shut the entire fuck up.