consider: avatar isn't as a rule especially popular with the kind of people whose primary form of creative output is posting, a demographic defined by extremely narrow (usually minimal) cultural impact and very narrow perspective on wider culture

people gotta stop leaving the fuckin' lime bikes directly in front of curb cuts, man

Art fucking suck

The fuck was I on making this

"I'm not horny right now if that's what everyone is worried about" bsky.app/profile/impa...

Just to add that I love how this guy is wearing a hard hat... in case a ham falls on him and breaks his skull. Maybe you think that's very unlikely... but the more time you spend in a cave full of hung hams, the more that probability approaches absolute certainty.

Bunch of people on this fucking website are slamming Matt because they’re too dense to read the last 11 words of a 17 word post.

What's going on Uncle Jim?

i just got back from the sims wiki and they had a picture of you

When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

I might get a little heat for this and I’m sorry in advance. I don’t want anyone to feel bad about liking the show Community.

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

once a year, every jew is granted a magical power to criticize someone for acting a fool on christmas and when they inevitably respond "well what's your excuse" we hit them with "i'm jewish, you idiot"

oh

chess dot com has deployed an acerbic snowman as an opponent

cougars are tricky because unlike lions and tigers they just look like a regular kitty but big and not a thing that will eat you alive

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨ Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

Video of full remarks by Talarico

as i've said elsewhere in private i'm more confident we're going to crash land the plane than i was a few months ago to the point i might not even buy a plate carrier this year

You can’t trick me into arguing with Mark Cuban on Christmas Eve, I’m too old for that nonsense

Happy Kwanza.

reposting this for the occasion happy holidays #ff9

Real talk, I just had a burger for breakfast. It hit.

all racing sports tap into the important idea that if you saw something, it would be cool if it moved very quickly, faster than other things even

love this for her

There's a realization everyone who's not a COMPLETE dunce runs into eventually that literally all observations and measurements are ultimately a product of some combination of utility and the method of measurement. How one responds to that idea is always pretty diagnostic.

I know I have a lot of very cool mutuals in the Washington-Baltimore area. I already have a cat and I think Ripley would murder me in my sleep if I got a second, so consider Angelo!!

as a christmas present to me, one of my friends is finding out about the formula one fandom not fans fandom

Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.

merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real

It is 2:30 in the morning, I am going to permanently change the trajectory of the fireworks guy's children's lives if he doesn't cut that shit out.

to be fair "but what about little boys" has been a driving force in sea power since the phoenicians

What I find revolting about things like the Mark Cuban reply guys people see as "bootlicking" is that I think it's something far older, it's something I've seen in other cultures. It's the desire to touch the hem of power, looked upon by those the lower classes see as having the right to rule.

Hail to the King

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

some dunce decided to rattle off a bunch of fireworks so you will be seeing posts from me at 4:00 am

in wokeness 2 he'll be renamed to james mohammed angleton

that's it i'm becoming a white hotep for real

This is still the funniest thing to come out of mha

everyone: okay there's no way donny deals can wriggle his way out of THIS one the cosmic ray about to wipe the DOJ's servers:

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i don't know how many other sooners follow me on here but i strongly recommend calling the provost office and letting them know how disgusted you are by OU going to the mat for this illiterate dunce and teaching students you don't need to aspire to greatness or even adequacy as long as you whine

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

I was just informed someone hit me with the 67 with this I'm so fucking mad

bluesky millennial hospice care CONFIRMED

thinking about big clive's 250 volt presto hot dogger

every time i see some mention of that empanada guy on here it's really funny because he's like what if asmongold and nick fuentes had a 43-year-old son