hey remember when the dumbest assholes On Line decide chapo and cumtown were fascist propaganda projects and then spent several years looking around asking why there isn't a joe rogan of the left

Curry goat marinating

a right wing podcast about problematic shipping, call that timcest

is the website very very sick or is this something on my end

Artemis and the Artemis II mission! I can’t stop thinking about the Artemis plushie watching over the launch of the Orion hahaha #art #sailormoon #artemisII

me when i download the play coins mod on my hacked 3ds www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RU5...

this one of the umineko manga gets me every time

the thing about these systems is they're incredibly unreliable, prone to false positives, and only really work if you already know where an aircraft is going to be or at the very least have established flight paths down pat

I hit Owen Wilson with my backpack in a German airport bathroom.

no one can fuck my strange guests, however, i have two beautiful virgin daughters, you may have them instead, do unto them whatever you want, really, whatever you can think of, just please, go nuts

the threats (account) label is so funny like what are we doing here folks

i feel like if bsky wants to coerce behavior you do it via temp bans, not labels

the beautiful thing about italian engineering is this thing looks incredible but is also exactly as much of a piece of shit as you would expect

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

#Today'sBeat www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXt...

this isn't the character i'm playing tonight but let it be known i exclusively make characters who whip ass and only sometimes absolutely suck to be around

thinking about the moon

i don't know what everyone's so torqued about and will not be learning thank you for your attention to this matter

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

i've gotten three out of three of the last banner characters in umamusume without spending a dollar so i assume i'm going to be killed by a meteor soon to balance things out

i teleported into a sheetz in third person mode somewhere in the mid-atlantic in the early 2010s but that's because i was on a shitload of drugs, which i needed for work

maybe the biggest difference between actual leftists/progressives (at least most forms of them) and neoliberals desperate to seem cool is the former usually operate under the belief that the benefits of society should, in fact, benefit everyone in society for a wide variety of reasons

why is the g4 guy crashing out, what's up with that

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infinite jihad against okta verify

since every bad things that happens seems inclined to produce truly bizarre outcomes, gutting the forest service will ultimately doom the american ash tree and result in a major administration official being attacked by giant ravens

>gapping a Cybertruck in a pre-Dieselgate Volkswagen

[moves pete hegseth back over kash patel on the list of trump administration officials whose penis we will see first]

Cantor Thought™️ (2026)

Patiently waiting for Sumer to Icumen in

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

holy smokes

Shout-out to my unnamed contracting company for sending me an email explaining why my paycheck got delayed from Wednesday to Friday and including a line that specifically stated it wasn't my fault and I'm doing perfectly fine.

A core part of Cantor Thought is that around a third of people comprise a loose demographic who believe just about any extremely stupid thing so a sub-30 approval rating on something is catastrophic.

@machete.gay posts are occasionally a test to see how fried your brain is from being terminally online and I fail often.

what (2026)

[eyes rolling back in my head, emitting an ominous humming] scorpy talks like q if q clearance meant you were really good at gmod

kcd2 things 🌞

donald trump does at least answer the question of how would life evolve in an infinite mcdonald's

real texas culture is when you put a bratwurst and sauerkraut in a corn tortilla

So the address was just a lot of "actually it's going great and totally fine and we're still almost done and also Europe should escalate this into WWIII and we're going to do a bunch of war crimes".

jesus christ they need to give trump more uppers or schedule these things earlier in the day

A cool thing about Artemis and the Orion capsule is, unlike the Apollo capsules, it's actually meaningfully shielded against radiation and employs a strategy other than booking it through the Van Allen belts and praying the Sun cooperates and doesn't kill everyone.

God grant me the Chrysler Fenghuang

Not me. I'm looking forward to the Dodge 挑战者 SRT-8, coming soon to a dealership near me.

"donald trump destroys the post-wwii order of american-hegemonic liberal institutionalism and, as a result, stellantis doesn't go out of business despite the existence of the mopar ecosystem, thus heralding the century of the chinese automotive industry" was, i will admit, not on my bingo card