it's all terrible but also this could 100% be the description of an old Man Show episode

step aside Nancy there's a new throat GOAT

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

something something political violence

The final cut was un-airable *for Sinclair* I’m dying

I cannot overstate how remarkable it is that under GOP rule, US federal health regulations have been captured by fringe crackpots who espouse views that the vast majority of the US public—and nearly 100% of health professionals—reject. Gift link:

whenever you guys start to think that maybe he's cool now or maybe he's turned a corner or he's fighting the right people now please remember that will stancil's entire theory of politics is clearly based on a girl in a bernie sanders shirt turning him down at a bar one time in like 2015.

Rachel Donaldzal

Our country loves taking advice from people who grew up wishing to escape small towns, then getting too scared to leave and finally angry at cities for existing at all.

lmao michigan’s workaround on the new covid vax restrictions is to declare that not having gotten a dose of the lasted covid vaccine is an underlying condition that puts one at high risk, that rules www.michigan.gov/mdhhs/inside...

starting a grassroots campaign for hollow knight: trobbiosong

hell yeah midnight esquie cravings wait what

if only there were a PSA to address this crisis

holy shit I just found John Hodgman's Wario

wondering what all those blue heart posters insisting she was a GOP op a few months back are up to lately

"We thought that confirming RFK Jr. wouldn't lead to this outcome." Really? Are you stupid?

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Conservatives’ responses to Kirk’s death are the most appropriate use of the phrase “virtue signaling” in history. They don’t care. Even his frau will forget him once the money runs out. But pantomime grief is an easy excuse for more oppression, more persecution. It’s just a spark on oily rags.

the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

I’m proud to have earned the immediate endorsement of Senator Bernie Sanders in my campaign for US Senate.

at the zenith of RFK Jr. breaking medicine, science and trust forever, Olivia Nuzzi is named West Coast Editor of Vanity Fair.

ponzu scheme

mr president i'll allow you one first amendment violation if it's jailing ross douthat for a career of dogshit takes

kinda wild that there were four years in power to safeguard against all of this happening and the threat was seen as defeated not imminent

my dude you can't even vote against a national day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk be serious for five seconds

The reason the specific comedians that were loud before are now silent is because what's occurring is consistent with their politics It's been said for years that the comedians that say their free speech is being impugned from atop a stage with a mic were really saying they should be above reproach

complete tangent but now i really want to hear how Texans pronounce "Edinburg"

“When was Joe Biden president?” remains the most difficult question in politics

he's just really sad that his friend died okay

How does this all square with all their years of insisting on the importance of free speech? That's very simple, they were lying

what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people

If you let a photographer talk you into an Alliance of Magicians shot then I don't trust you to win elections

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)

why buy tiktok when you could buy thick blocks (seriously that OL needs some support)

huh, weird that

Let's check in with The Argument, the magazine pitched as a "group of left-leaning writers and journalists... arguing in favor of what liberalism is for, rather than just what it’s against." Oh.

It turns out centrists who call themselves liberals want right wing things

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

it’s insane how mainstream media still uniformly acts like 2024 was a watershed, Reaganesque societal turning point when it’s obvious ~15% of Americans just swung it because they thought there actually was a “make eggs cheaper” button Joe Biden was refusing to hit.

I don't know how to convince everyone that Ezra Klein simply loves what the Nazis have to say and believes in it.

10/10, no notes.

They had Kash wipe that DoJ study that came to the exact opposite conclusion btw lol

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

This video of someone following soldiers around Washington DC playing the Imperial March from Star Wars is fucking hilarious. It’s also hilarious when bubba threatens to call metro police on the person for following them. 😂

first as tragedy then as farce