doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

every word of this post gets a little better than the one before it

hearing the prosecution will seek torta reform

lord in heaven did i love this television show wrote about it type-click-type.ghost.io/the-lowdown-...

i am so ready for the eight-part docuseries about all of this

lord in heaven did i love this television show wrote about it type-click-type.ghost.io/the-lowdown-...

poll worker looked me in the eye and told me i was not allowed to vote in the nyc mayoral race just because i “live in pennsylvania” and was “at a polling location in pennsylvania” and i “can’t vote for mayors of cities i have never lived in” i mean wow

one of the nice things about voting is that there are so few opportunities as an adult to get a free sticker for pushing a few buttons

vin diesel is doing incredible things on instagram

i understand that this is an important thing related to the direction a major news organization is currently hurtling toward but you’re gonna need to give me a minute to get past “Laurie Orlando”

every detail that comes out makes me happier than the one before 10/10 current event

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

the song of the summer is pleep ploop www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpTi...

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/

it would absolutely get you kicked out of the stadium and maybe arrested but “sneak in with a homemade penalty flag and sit behind the end zone and whip it onto the field after a touchdown” would be a fun bit for about 30 seconds

“hey brian, what time is it?” thank you for asking no one knows

watching baseball

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

[regular season, vaguely aware of the Blue Jays] Alejandro Kirk seems cool [postseason, has watched every Blue Jays game] Alejandro Kirk is my favorite baseball player

watching PSU-OSU and i could be wrong but i believe Gus Johnson just called Mike Pereira “Mikey Rulebooks”

i love to blog type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

Claude Whelan is a putz, a stuffed-shirt bureaucrat whose actions put people in danger, maybe the most incompetent and/or spineless character on Slow Horses, a show filled with incompetent and/or spineless characters i adore this doofus wrote about it www.vulture.com/article/slow...

For #Halloween we are Sensei’s “a few small beers.”

Friday newsletter is for subscribers only (please subscribe to my blog), but we have much to discuss this week... type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

give this man a television show

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

sometimes a line from a movie will burrow into your brain and make a little home in there “how can that be profitable for frito-lay?” owns a nice little beachfront condo in mine

It may seem impromptu, but the thieves were Reddi and waiting.

whipped cream heist ca.news.yahoo.com/trailer-load...

hate to tell u this player but the black hand has marked u for death

kid did this at 22 years old when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me

our nation's wireless carriers appear to be engaged in a coverage battle that involves sending celebrities to desolate locations to film commercials the possibilities are very exciting type-click-type.ghost.io/cell-phone-c...

if you are looking for something to watch tonight (or even this weekend) and you have Hulu, I really, really recommend diving into The Lowdown I wrote about it a few weeks ago when it premiered and I stand by just about all of it type-click-type.ghost.io/you-guys-got...

they are at it again (complimentary)

god i love these two guys

Claude Whelan is a putz, a stuffed-shirt bureaucrat whose actions put people in danger, maybe the most incompetent and/or spineless character on Slow Horses, a show filled with incompetent and/or spineless characters i adore this doofus wrote about it www.vulture.com/article/slow...

our nation's wireless carriers appear to be engaged in a coverage battle that involves sending celebrities to desolate locations to film commercials the possibilities are very exciting type-click-type.ghost.io/cell-phone-c...

gotta get him on this app, man

obviously a lot going on here but i'm currently hung up on the phrase "the December 2024 sledgehammer incident"

i looooooooove this show listen to kathryn listen to me and kathryn

i regret to inform you that the Philadelphia 76ers are fun now

i choose to believe the thief is a 5'7 teenager who is having the best day of his life www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

it appears that my years-long commitment to the bit of calling Mayor of Kingstown (a show I’ve never watched) “King of Mayorstown” has resulted in me sometimes forgetting which one is the real title

sometimes i like to play a little game where i see a name i’ve never heard before trending online and i try to see how long i can go without ever figuring out why