thank you to Pluribus for this useful screencap

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

i hear this is an app for talking about sports so I wanted to let you guys know about my new newsletter and YouTube channel where we can talk about sports

THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- We are in a golden age of talented maniacs making Muppett projects -- Keanu + sharks + time loop -- An INCREDIBLE golden toilet update AND MORE type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

every word of this post gets a little better than the one before it

hearing the prosecution will seek torta reform

lord in heaven did i love this television show wrote about it type-click-type.ghost.io/the-lowdown-...

i am so ready for the eight-part docuseries about all of this

lord in heaven did i love this television show wrote about it type-click-type.ghost.io/the-lowdown-...

poll worker looked me in the eye and told me i was not allowed to vote in the nyc mayoral race just because i “live in pennsylvania” and was “at a polling location in pennsylvania” and i “can’t vote for mayors of cities i have never lived in” i mean wow

one of the nice things about voting is that there are so few opportunities as an adult to get a free sticker for pushing a few buttons

vin diesel is doing incredible things on instagram

i understand that this is an important thing related to the direction a major news organization is currently hurtling toward but you’re gonna need to give me a minute to get past “Laurie Orlando”

every detail that comes out makes me happier than the one before 10/10 current event

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

the song of the summer is pleep ploop www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpTi...

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/

it would absolutely get you kicked out of the stadium and maybe arrested but “sneak in with a homemade penalty flag and sit behind the end zone and whip it onto the field after a touchdown” would be a fun bit for about 30 seconds

“hey brian, what time is it?” thank you for asking no one knows

watching baseball

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

[regular season, vaguely aware of the Blue Jays] Alejandro Kirk seems cool [postseason, has watched every Blue Jays game] Alejandro Kirk is my favorite baseball player

watching PSU-OSU and i could be wrong but i believe Gus Johnson just called Mike Pereira “Mikey Rulebooks”

i love to blog type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

Claude Whelan is a putz, a stuffed-shirt bureaucrat whose actions put people in danger, maybe the most incompetent and/or spineless character on Slow Horses, a show filled with incompetent and/or spineless characters i adore this doofus wrote about it www.vulture.com/article/slow...

For #Halloween we are Sensei’s “a few small beers.”

Friday newsletter is for subscribers only (please subscribe to my blog), but we have much to discuss this week... type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

give this man a television show

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

sometimes a line from a movie will burrow into your brain and make a little home in there “how can that be profitable for frito-lay?” owns a nice little beachfront condo in mine

It may seem impromptu, but the thieves were Reddi and waiting.

whipped cream heist ca.news.yahoo.com/trailer-load...

hate to tell u this player but the black hand has marked u for death

kid did this at 22 years old when I was 22 I spent most of my time playing Mario Kart with the weed dealer who lived in the apartment below me

our nation's wireless carriers appear to be engaged in a coverage battle that involves sending celebrities to desolate locations to film commercials the possibilities are very exciting type-click-type.ghost.io/cell-phone-c...

if you are looking for something to watch tonight (or even this weekend) and you have Hulu, I really, really recommend diving into The Lowdown I wrote about it a few weeks ago when it premiered and I stand by just about all of it type-click-type.ghost.io/you-guys-got...

they are at it again (complimentary)

god i love these two guys

Claude Whelan is a putz, a stuffed-shirt bureaucrat whose actions put people in danger, maybe the most incompetent and/or spineless character on Slow Horses, a show filled with incompetent and/or spineless characters i adore this doofus wrote about it www.vulture.com/article/slow...

our nation's wireless carriers appear to be engaged in a coverage battle that involves sending celebrities to desolate locations to film commercials the possibilities are very exciting type-click-type.ghost.io/cell-phone-c...

gotta get him on this app, man

obviously a lot going on here but i'm currently hung up on the phrase "the December 2024 sledgehammer incident"

i looooooooove this show listen to kathryn listen to me and kathryn

i regret to inform you that the Philadelphia 76ers are fun now