it didn't end great but when it was good he could flip the hell out of a bat www.youtube.com/shorts/nPjlV...

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

the most famous person who went to my high school? thank you for asking it is none of your business

Combos: the dog treat for man

gotta be weird to be an older actor and like one out of every three roles you get offered is for a character who is going to die

[long drag on cigarette] i’ve seen it a million times

[going through closet many years later] oh hey there's where i put my rib

Important case law being made. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

This is great and (from my very different perspective) I agree about Fox. For one thing, his timing remains *chef’s kiss*.

lol this is so good www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS

Good job, Liz Lemley

wrote about Michael J. Fox's appearance on Shrinking, which was cool for a lot of reasons, some of them pretty important to me type-click-type.ghost.io/tell-em-mich...

wrote about Michael J. Fox's appearance on Shrinking, which was cool for a lot of reasons, some of them pretty important to me type-click-type.ghost.io/tell-em-mich...

EVERY STORY HAS A LOCAL ANGLE, GO BIRDS, ETC

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

USA’s Liz Lemley (back of her helmet reads: “It’s Liz, bitch”) into 2nd in qualifying

[discussing a sensitive private issue between you and another person in public for like the third time] why won’t dis guy have me over for dinner anymore

[doesn’t know anything about cars] yeah sorry i’m late, me and the boys were just doin a little… uh… a little…

would i tell people to check out mike's new blog even if he didn't mention me in the first entry? yes, absolutely (probably) but it's nice to be noticed

[last week] i don't know the names of any curlers but i'll probably have it on in the background while i do other stuff [today] IF CORY AND KOREY WIN GOLD WE ARE GOING TO CHILI'S TO CELEBRATE

kinda both funny and deeply sad that some people’s whole deal is just being super mad about something all the time

"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen

seahawks are birds go birds

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Bad Bunny now has more rushing yards than the New England Patriots

lol this is incredible

Run The Damn Ball

these super bowl commercials are so bad they're all for AI or some dumb gambCLIFF BOOTH OH CRAP GUYS THAT WAS CLIFF BOOTHling app

No Kings includes Draft Kings

BON JOVI YOU ARE FROM NEW JERSEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING BROTHER

do you think green day will play brain stew and have godzilla show up to sing his part? www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgEP...

There’s a giant Carnival cruise ship ice sculpture in the Roku City Olympic Village

i imagine it is very tempting for curlers to just whip that rock down there as hard as they can and clonk everything around a bit

i will admit that i have not been following figure skating very closely for many years now but in my defense i did not know dudes were out here doing backflips

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive

Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event! Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun

wrote about the Minions-related crisis that was narrowly averted at the Winter Olympics type-click-type.ghost.io/there-is-a-m...

Many readers have asked how they can help support Dan McQuade’s surviving wife and son after his death last week. Here’s a place for they can do so, as can you. everloved.com/life-of/dan-...

wrote about the Minions-related crisis that was narrowly averted at the Winter Olympics type-click-type.ghost.io/there-is-a-m...

THERAPIST: so, what's been going on since our last appointment? ME: [deep sigh, stares out window into driving rain] ... the philadelphia 76ers are at it again

it always cracks me up that this website has a section called Popular With Friends like, oh damn, sorry i missed your post. was it only for dorks?

doctor told me i had "a nice, steady heartbeat" and i said "thank you" in a way that implied i had been working on it somehow

no harm, no foul

the greatest poster to ever do it