Tony: And where the fuck is Christopher? Silvio: He’s in the Backrooms, Tone. Tony: The what? Paulie: He’s fallen into one of them libidinal spaces.

less than 20 seconds into PTI's discussion of the AJ Brown trade Wilbon shouted "he's not JERRY DAMN RICE" lol

True to my word.

been trying out a new bit irl where i refer to sydney sweeney as "cindy sweeney" and see if anyone corrects me

good hoops blog that i nodded along with most of the way through

when one (1) new person subscribes to my newsletter

i never watched Euphoria but if you are looking to write a devastating review of the finale, allow me to suggest "More Like Oof-oria" as a headline

Saved the grand slam AND the food I love baseball

[me tapping the screen and adding multiple extra espresso shots to my iced latte] haha hell yeah i love energy [me 45 minutes later grinding my teeth into dust as my heart thumps audibly] whatthehelldudethissucks

phillies offense

chicken in a Wemby jersey

bless my one nurse who knows nothing about basketball because i’ve been over here saying things like “wemby put chet in a blender” all week and she’s just been rolling with it

former Sixer great Julian Champagnie, who the team cut so Mac McClung could wear a Sixers jersey in the dunk contest

computer... enhance

Deli Boys now there's a quality television program

all due respect but who gives a shit

wrote about Send Help and robot wolf armies and my favorite show about bumbling drug lords in Philly type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

this weekend? no, sorry, i have plans yeah, watching the pandacam again www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXP...

turned on PTI and immediately heard Wilbon shout "what are you doing PUTTING A CHAINSAW NEAR YOUR FACE???"

a dj who makes all of his own beats but has low self-esteem and doesn't think anyone will like them so he shouts "THIS IS THE REMIX" at the beginning of each one

THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- the Deli Boys are taking over Philly -- good news and bad news about Japan's robot wolf army -- the Spelling Bee champion has that dog in him AND MORE type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...

my promise to you, the investor: i can and will make an explosion this large for half the price

trying and failing to book a huge music festival is also the plot of like 85-90 percent of wayne's world 2, for the record

Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say

Freelancing is hard enough already, and inflation sucks. Defector is raising our base freelance rates by 20 percent. Great time to pitch us. Email me or [email protected]

[trying to break the ice while meeting a new person] so.... did you hear that japan is building a robot wolf army to fight bears? www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/j...

important thread if you want to get an early start on holiday shopping for me

I would like to announce a remake of Planes, Trains & Automobiles. It is six minutes long and includes modern phones and rideshare options.

watching Sanchez's evolution from, like, just a guy to one of the three or four best pitchers in baseball has been one of the cooler sports things i've experienced

co-sign from me, show is a diabolical little blast

just dawned on me a minute ago that there's a nonzero chance the pope has seen fast five

wrote about an absolute blast of an episode of television and not letting the discourse hijack a good time type-click-type.ghost.io/this-one-is-...

what a freakin stud

wrote about an absolute blast of an episode of television and not letting the discourse hijack a good time type-click-type.ghost.io/this-one-is-...

sorry to Kendall George but "freak bat dog injury" is gonna rattle around my brain for years sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...

[gets proven wrong] actually, in a way, this proves i was right

oh hell yeah southstreetsam caught up with them

if you’re like me and somehow never saw the JJ Putz thing, here you go. it is amazing.

headlines will be like “Gen Z is Rediscovering This Tasty Handheld Meal” and then you click and it’s just pizza

pope is fed up

let Paddington cuss variety.com/2026/film/gl...

Facebook: SQUEEEE I LOVE HIM I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO OROTECT THE BABY YODA ! Twitter: The size of Baby Yoda’s cranium appears incongruous with his supposed intelligence, the prefrontal cortex necessary for telekinesis would have to be massive. Bluesky: here’s how I would kill Grogu,

i was upset at the phillies for leaving too many men on base they have addressed the issue by not getting anyone on base to begin with i suppose this one is on me for not being specific

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

watched Send Help over the weekend now there's a diabolical little movie

One of the many sources cited in the new papal encyclical is... Gandalf

i got bros (i got bros) who need to strengthen their bones

writers are often a weird combination of sensitive and grandiose, which means if you see someone fire off a take like “In Defense Of The Week-Old Stinky Laundry Pile,” it’s pretty safe to assume someone recently made fun of them for having a week-old stinky laundry pile