they don’t even need to create a new game show, just like give @kenjennings.bsky.social a knife and see how things play out

The Scientologists have a Cybertruck.

I hate to hand it to RFK, I really do, but "Thank you, and best of luck to you. I'm sorry if you're having a bad time" has got to go down as one of the most eviscerating owns of our entire era

I am not engaging with any of the content of this image other than to say that, as a practicing architect, I have next to zero concern about AI "coming for me". Architectural drawings are legal contracts executed in physical space and when shit goes wrong, it's *your* money, not the computer's.

Counting Crows could put out a song about counting crows, but Smashing Pumpkins never did a song about smashing pumpkins.

I know I usually write about movie tie-in menus. But when I heard Chuck E. Cheese made their own restaurant tie-in movie, I knew what I had to do. Read about A Chuck E. Cheese Christmas (and, if you are really feeling brave, watch it) at the link below:

I didn’t think Gen Zers even used facebook at all

A cardiac MRI?? Ok well that’s weird.

I find OU's actions throughout this story to be very concerning, not only because the university caved to a bad-faith reactionary smear campaign but also because it appears to be enrolling students who are borderline illiterate

A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself. Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.

It’s finally “white boy wearing shorts when it’s too cold out” season where I live

A funny trick you can do with The Morning Show is imagine Hoda Kotb in any of Reese Witherspoon’s storylines

no, it didn’t. stop saying stupid shit

“The Menswear Guy can be tedious, but he knows his stuff—he had some really nice things to say about Jimmy Sweatpants last week,” I say to my wife as she quickly puts on headphones

the real estate agent should advertise this property being for sale using only billboards placed every mile along southbound I-95

The good news for Gen Z is that something many of them want to buy (bitcoin) is getting more affordable.

Years ago, when I still wrote for SPIN, the great @danielkohn.bsky.social let me write about "A Long December", so of course I wrote a little about death and sadness and choosing to believe things can get better. www.spin.com/2021/12/a-lo...

lmao sf sucks

Sometimes people say things like "___ is just astrology for men" and "___ is just crypto for women." This is the final boss of both those things

no, it didn’t. stop saying stupid shit

Hello, Capcom? Yeah it’s Stella again. No it’s no big deal I’m just—yeah I had another question. I guess I’m just wondering why Dhalsim, the pacifist yogi, is wearing a necklace of what appear to be children’s skulls? Maybe you could get Ono on the line for me? Sure I’ll hold

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

how does Tim Sweeney, who claims to care so much about conservation and has spent millions of dollars buying up land in North Carolina to keep it undeveloped, square all that up with being such a huge apologist for AI, which requires massive energy-consuming data centers to be built

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?

And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU

ole miss immediately yanked the blue checks from lane kiffin and his dog

another scourge on society that oprah has inflicted upon the world

The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

You can reason with people who are curious but un- or ill-informed: I gave an A to a student in a medieval history class who asked me on the first day when Game of Thrones took place, because she read the material, worked hard, and produced well-argued essays. You can't work with bull-headed morons.

How is any of this real

and this is why the Death of the Humanities Degrees is devastating; we're just giving up on teaching students how to synthesize information in a way that's not somehow tied to capitalism

Lane Kiffin is the dude who gets divorced six times but hasn't figured out that he might be the problem.

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI

The conservative cultural project right now is to use the coercive power of the state to do affirmative action for bigots.

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

you’re telling me that this is not Rosario Dawson?

This was well done and also what I’ve been saying for years, glad to see more people on it

Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.

you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving

this headline, and much of the reporting, is the result of believing that the key to good journalism is never taking a position

Everything this man says is just an attempt to find a new viewership base. There’s no point in even entertaining him. Let him go the way of his brother

Choosing to assume Kiffin postponed the morning meeting after realizing his Praying About It brand, one of his many overlapping/conflicting brands, was taking a hit from making players skip church

but where else am I going to see mario lopez?