Petey Pablo performed “Raise Up” at today’s NCAE teacher rally in Raleigh. The crowd responded by spinning shirts around like a helicopter. Pablo ended song by thanking people for coming & stayed to pose for pictures with fans. #ncpol #nced

every QAnon influencer, seeing this post: This is it. President Trump is speaking to us directly. The storm is HERE. Trump, posting: that's me in the picture

Widow’s Bay on Apple TV is a much more fun show than you would expect from its premise, but then you realize that it was created by Katie Dippold who once went to a Halloween party with a grown ups drinking wine vibe dressed as the Babadook

thought this picture was some guy putting his naked balls and taint onto a scanner

i call my mom every sunday to share personal news and chat. she's really into celebrities, so i tell her about the famous people i've pissed off in the last week. she gets super excited.

Every sticker on this giant truck makes me more confused about what type of person this is

It’s probably bad that our president thinks a cognitive test is an IQ test, and worse that he thinks he got a perfect score on a cognitive test he thought was an IQ test

The fact that this is the second most iconic announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death by a pro wrestler truly does make me proud to be an American.

sorry my whole day has taken a sharp left turn now that I've discovered who controls The Russo Brothers dot com

It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now

lol at parents being *more* likely to describe themselves as cool

This is a different Scientology HQ than the one people have been “speedrunning.” So to continue the video game metaphor, they’ve unlocked a new map.

i got asked to give the keynote speech at a conference about emo and i wrote about it! danozzi.substack.com/p/i-gave-the...

"oh it's up to me to fix this AGAIN is it? Well fine."

i like to go on the site that’s owned by a gutter racist and make up shit about the lefty politics on bluesky. i am a democrat btw

as an avid reader of corrections, I am unlikely to recover from “sits peeing down”

Michael Gandolfini is anti-nepo baby

“The Rock getting a ticket” is a very funny image

SPIRITED AWAY

Chapel Hill / Durham / Raleigh

Computer...live my life for me

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of MPs get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

if the bassist looks like this you're gonna die in that pit

behold the endless shrimp menu matrix

Former FBI Director Jim Comey got indicted for Instagramming a picture of seashells on a beach that spelled out “86 47.“ So, uh, which beach was it? A Rabbit Hole investigation: www.ncrabbithole.com/p/where-exac...

basic metrics trick is when you don’t have the actual numbers, you combine a bunch of things to make it look good. you use social and off platform numbers because they’re all inflated and based on short view time

GIRL I SWEAR TO GOD

this account is really the worst of the new crop of blue wave hashtag resistance warriors that blueksy has foisted upon the world

Chapel Hill / Durham / Raleigh

This isn’t true because it’s banned by many state constitutions. Yet more made-up nonsense from everyone’s favorite grifting fake park rangers

emergency marriage summit

“…in years” is such a non-specific way of framing this, especially when it has been years since the last Star Wars movie was in theaters

What more does this man have to do before his mind can be described as "twisted"

twitter has gone full circle and is now back to just people sharing the last thing they ate

they’re calling it the most vandalized sign in street history

They’re gonna try to ban Bluesky

seems like a lot of the explanation for this is that in 2018 most of the candidates were incumbents whereas this year there are many more challengers

i am not reading to find out if she somehow thinks all these workers were fired for not obeying covid protocols

I’m old enough to remember when he thought covid was real enough to try to send CPAP machines and pretend they could be ventilators

My elementary school had a cop come in to talk about winter safety. He said never put a rock in a snowball because someone could get injured. It never occurred to us to do that until that moment. Kids got injured.

I am issuing a prediction: at some point in his combined ownership of the Portland Trail Blazers and the Carolina Hurricanes, Tom Dundon is accidentally going to put on the wrong black quarter-zip with a red-black-and-white swirly logo on the upper-left chest area

Hahaha I forgot about this. Still can't believe we actually voted this guy back in. His whole existence has been one big red flag after another and yet we don't give a shit. Lol

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

did they have to put it in the headline that she made him cry?

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

Useful thing to use here

Judd Apatow watching this and screaming No! No! At the screen with tears in his eyes

It would incredibly funny if whomever was reviewing her claims saw her name and was like why do I know that person and Googled her and then just started denying everything

Wilmington needs some orca whales