Easy template for yall to use next time: Hello sir or madam, I'm following up about the presidential pardon I purchased from your corporation a few months ago. Could you politely send me the tracking number of the pardon so I may track it with FedEx? Kind regards.

Southern University lost a legend this week. 33 seasons, 14 SWAC titles, 11 NCAA tournament appearances. Retired & stayed on as an advisor & mentor. “If you work hard and do the right thing and believe in yourself, you can be successful.”- Roger Cador My condolences to my Jaguar fam

Retired MLB legends descended upon Birmingham, last week to honor living Negro legends and pay tribute to America's oldest ballpark. The 2026 East-West Classic is airing today! 1p @MLBNetwork hosted by yours truly.

So many of y'all are saying Pinhead as one of your two, but you do know Pinhead has no morals and will probably bring you back to hell with him after saving your life, right?

Come to find out this whole time, Europeans tricked us into calling it “soccer." 😂😂😂

Two protect you, the rest are coming to kill you. Who you rollin with?

Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂

@roywoodjr.bsky.social you are MF SPITTIN’ with this

At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.

Honored share producing & acting titles along side an amazing cast (Yara Shahidi, Daveed Diggs, Tika Sumpter) for this amazing animated short 'ChikaBOOM' premiering today at Tribeca Film Festival and again June 13 where I'll be a part of a cast/producer Q&A tribecafilm.com/films/chikab...

Always a good time in the UK! Thank you, London and @lsqtheatre.bsky.social, for a great night. I've got more shows on the way—hit the link in my bio to get your tix!

'Outcome' streaming now on Apple TV

Always a good time in Jersey watching the @newyorkredbulls.com win.

Who are your All-time Black cinematic vampires?

A pleasure to return as this year’s host of 2026 @wgaeast.bsky.social awards show. Thx to @vulture.com and @hershalpandya.bsky.social for creating a dope place for people to watch all the awards show monologues from this year in one place .

Austin, TX - I’m coming to the Moontower Comedy Festival at the Paramount Theatre April 10th! 🎟 Presale tickets start now — use code “ROY.” General on sale starts this Friday at 12 pm CT Tickets: tickets.austintheatre.org/13502/13503

Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease.

Two of the most respected OGs in the game. No endorsements, no commercials, no jingles, no rebrands. Just showing up consistently in tha candy bowl by the receptionist for decades. First Ballot Hall of Famers.

I’m bringing The Man of Many Fathers Book Tour to Princeton’s McCarter Theatre Center! March 19 • 7:30PM • Princeton, NJ Artist Presale: Thurs 1/8 @ 12PM ET (Pre-Sale Code: FATHER) Public On Sale: Fri 1/9 @ 12PM ET Tickets: tickets.mccarter.org/19177/19178

Lonely Flowers is streaming now on Hulu. decider.com/2025/12/30/b...

He played one muhfugga, anoher muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THATS TWO AND A HALF MUFUGGAS!! and he ain’t get no trophy?!

Roy Wood Jr.’s Very Very Very Merry Holiday Special featuring the United States Air Force Band premieres Saturday at 8p ET/PT on CNN and streaming on the CNN app.

Back like we never left. Sat Jan 24. CNN and next day on the app.

Thx to @jasonzinoman.bsky.social & @nytimes.com. ‘Lonely Flowers’ is streaming now on Hulu or whatever it’ll be called after all the streaming wars end.

Paired up with my ‘Love, Brooklyn’ cast mate Andre Holland to play some Spades! with Nick Cannon and the homie Courtney Bee. Episode is up and out now!!! ‘Love, Brooklyn’ is available for rent now on all streaming platforms. @wonderymedia.bsky.social #WePlayinSpades #Podcasts

Make campaign mode great again.

…well, not on “APR Notebook.” 😀 www.apr.org/podcast/apr-...

Much love to everyone who came out to the first night of the ‘Man of Many Fathers’ comedy & book tour at the Gramercy Theatre. Thank you to my guest moderators, Jordan & Smitty. And the hilarious Nina Kharoufeh. Tix at roywoodjrbook.com #TheManOfManyFathers

The Man of Many Fathers is out NOW on audiobook. Click the link in bio to order.

Podcast be getting deep as hell then they cut to a random ad

Excited to be on @kellyclarksontv.bsky.social! Today

Halfway through @roywoodjr.bsky.social ‘s book and it’s the best thing I’ve read this year. Toppling Jane Eyre, 1984 and Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America.

went a lil too far Reminiscing about shady co-workers 😂😂😂. @michaelstrahan said “Lemme get you up outta here before you mess up my check”. 😂😂 @asadekaiyero @thedailybeast

The Man of Many Fathers is out NOW on audiobook. Visit roywoodjrbook.com to order.

Release Day! Gotta make sure these retailers got my signed copies where people can find them. First up for inspection. Taylor & Co. Books in Brooklyn. The Man of Many Fathers is available now on hardcover & audiobook. Signed copies available for order.

In an exclusive excerpt from his upcoming book "The Man of Many Fathers," comedian @roywoodjr.bsky.social reveals the lessons he learned while working at one of America's leading suppliers of low-vibrational plates.

Lessons From the Golden Corral: An Exclusive Excerpt From the New Book by Roy Wood Jr. 📝: @michaelharriot.bsky.social @roywoodjr.bsky.social

Aye wtf was yall eating up there in Seattle back in the day?! 😂😂

Shows kick off next week — part comedy show, part conversation, part Q&A — and everyone walks away with a signed copy of 'The Man of Many Fathers.' Grab your tickets today — each one also includes a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit the pre-order link in my bio for redemption details.

Shows start at the end of the month. Part comedy show, part conversation, part Q&A — and everyone leaves with a signed copy of 'The Man of Many Fathers'. Grab your tickets now — every ticket also comes with a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit RoyWoodJrBook.com for info on how to redeem.

The homie Steph Curry’s new book ‘Shot Ready’ is out now. Great conversation with him at the Brooklyn Paramount about his book that walks us through the pain of preparation in the quest for perfection.

Pre-order my book ‘The Man of Many Fathers’ today and get a free digital download of the album version of my Hulu special, ‘Lonely Flowers’ Already pre-ordered the book or got a tix to my book tour? I got you too. Pre-Order Now: roywoodjrbook.com

Pre-order signed copy of my (semi) memoir, The Man of Many Fathers. From ‘Books A Million’ www.booksamillion.com/p/Man-Many-F... #TheManofManyFathers #signed

if you wanna pretend you actually watched a link somebody sent you, just reply with "WOW, Unreal". Works perfectly for any kind of video.

New Tour Dates Added!!! London, Amsterdam, Detroit, Niagra Falls! Presale Code: ROY TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr

Los Angeles. See you this Saturday after the film w/ cast mate Cassandra Freeman for a convo and Q &A moderated by the amazing Sterling K. Brown. 'Love, Brooklyn' nationwide Sept 5.

Dope guest Comedians. Dope guest moderators Part comedy show, part moderated convo, part Q&A. everyone leaves with a signed book. Presale Now. Nationwide Friday 10a ET. Presale code: FATHER Will be adding more cities. TIX: punchup.live/roywoodjr

NYC enjoy the premiere of 'Love, Brooklyn' a week before the rest of the country. Including multiple nights of Q&A’s with myself and other members of the cast and our director Rachael Abigail Holder at Angelika Film Center Love Brooklyn AUG 29- NYC and nationwide Sept 5. TIX: tinyurl.com/4w4e6ckw

Honored to sit in conversation with NBA great Stephen Curry as we discuss his new book ‘Shot Ready’. and explore his approach to preparation, growth, success & failure. Sept 11 Brooklyn Paramount. TIX PRESALE CODE: ShotReady bit.ly/3Un2uKD

The trailer for “Love, Brooklyn,” starring Andre Holland, Nicole Beharie, DeWanda Wise & Roy Wood Jr, is out: