Super Bowl commercials:

[watching olympic figure-skating] I could do that but i don’t want to

Here is a good photo of a mourning dove. 🪶

Much in the way I was forced to watch F1 by leaving Pluribus on too long, I guess I have to watch 7 hours of Idris Elba plane show because I left Shrinking on too long. Apple TV has it all figured out,

Remember on The Golden Girls when Rose won an essay contest because they thought she was a third-grader? This is how I feel when the snapping turtle I sponsor sends me letters.

Harry Styles should do The Muppet Show.

Bird good today. Graphic content. 🪶 skwbotd.ghost.io/february-4-2...

always read elon green

Follow up to this here: skwbotd.ghost.io/january-23-2...

🪶Is this a purple finch or a house finch? None of my apps can decide. #birds

ICYMI. I'm having a good time with it. Must Like Birds. skwbotd.ghost.io

Hello, I am doing this now. It is for fun, and it is making me happy. skwbotd.ghost.io/about/

rabbit rabbit

In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people

Boy, we really all thought Hugh Grant’s hair was good in Bridget Jones’ Diary and it simply is not, huh?

I wish EYE had horny stationary bicycle races; this never happens to me and I could use the cardio

PSA reminder that I always detox from screens for the first six weeks of the year, so you only have today to lavish me with praise and jokes.

What did you do today with your one wild and precious life? I myself got buzzed, sucked at pub trivia, and re-watched 10 hours of The Pitt.

2025 was the year I completely gave up foundation and other full-coverage makeup, and it was a great move. 2026 im surrendering thick eyeliner in colors in favor of a plain black tightline. By the time im 60 I’ll be back to eyebrows and lip gloss like when I was in middle school.

Everyone loves a baby in a bar. We (correctly) HATE a toddler in a bar, but a baby in a bar is good, clean fun.

The period between Presidents Day in mid-Feb and Memorial Day is the longest of the year without a federal holiday. We need something in there.

As @maggiehendricks.bsky.social said, we could all tell each other ANYTHING but none of us had heard all 4 of the others’ voices until tonight. Phone friends are special.

Butter penis test

it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!

What if Brett Gelman ever played a real sweetheart? Is this a thing that has ever happened?

Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them! Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.

They call it a caboose because it makes you get really into trains

I simply don’t know what the fuck is happening or anything that is going on in Stranger Things and I really have watched all of it. What a disaster.

Cressida Cowper got jobbed.

While You Were Sleeping would be an absolutely perfect movie if I knew for sure Joe Jr. met a nice lady who made him happy.

The grinch is a kind of green gorilla who hates certain things

Pretty much my entire plan for the next 8 days.

new year, new me, as a bit

More excited than usual for my annual social media detox.

One thing I think I’d be really good at is noticing I’m about to be sucked up by a tornado.

felt cute; might delete later

The fabulous Auntie Perk of being given the two or three things the tween doesn’t want from the Sephora Advent Calendar.

Love to be at a party in a large mansion then wander off to explore and find a room with an unusual piece of art only to be startled by the mansion’s owner behind me saying “it’s one of my most interesting pieces”.

My sister got me a coffee mug with a QR code for a daily trivia question and it is the perfect gift for me.

Re-watching S1 Bridgerton is a very different (better) experience once you know Freddie Stroma from Peacemaker.

how many people do you think watch the movie F1 because they left Pluribus on

can I order Chinese right now or is that a myth

Merry Christmas from the 10 foot tall wolf man statue in the neighbors driveway.

have you noticed how it's getting harder and harder to find advent calendars in the stores i feel like their days are numbered

the gingerbread man went to urgent care with a sore knee the doctor says "have you tried icing it"

what kind of pizza does Good King Wenceslas like deep pan, crisp and even