Any production of Chicago is handicapped by the fact that John C Reilly did the best Amos anyone can do in the movie.

The iPhone maps app is perfectly adequate until you have to go literally anywhere on foot then it is a goddamn disaster and an invitation to violence

it is so crazy that this is the only president of the united states

Jeopardy! a snuff film lately.

where is the parade and celebration for me, the girl who remembered to cancel an annual subscription before it renewed tomorrow

Jayson Heyward announcing his retirement makes me feel like I should also be allowed to retire, perhaps 15 years ago even.

catching up on Shrinking and put Jimmy's dad in a trash can imo

The devils pub quiz

There was a question in round one of pub quiz tonight the answer to which was ”Jason Statham” and it came with a two point bonus for identifying a Jason Statham movie.

I‘m staffing a virtual conference today and there is a Boston professor on this panel that just said “Harvard seminars” like he’s in an SNL sketch. I love him.

Is anybody good with sparrows? This skinny thing could be a chipping sparrow that is early on the, or a very young song or swamp sparrow. . Alexandria VA. What do you think? #birds 🪶

Incredible Amazon MGM Studios/AAA synergy

I cried maybe five times is Peoject Hail Mary, then walked to the parking garage and immediately locked my keys in the trunk.

Attn: BlueSky, I have just composed an extemporaneous haiku. The title is “Being a Hater at the Wildlife Sanctuary.” This loud bitch walked past The great horned owl in her nest. No one showed her where. Thank you 🫰🫰🫰 🪶

I was able to end the second week of job on a "You were a godsend on this today, you are really going to be a help," which I desperately needed.

Kolchak: The Night Stalker reboot

I have spent so much time thinking about Jason Statham.

what a pathetic and humiliating failure america is

Goodreads is fun. I’ve been in a Downton Abbey kinda mood recently, so I thought about reading Vanity Fair. Well according to Goodreads, I already read the novel in 2012, and apparently enjoyed it. Who knew? 🤷🏻‍♀️

While I am very strongly pro- "Ha-ha! We were never extinct!" the long fingers on that long-fingered pygmy possum are unsettling.

I mostly want to watch WHITE NIGHTS

Well that broadcast was atrocious but the awards were fine

oh lol I forgot

what is happening

controversial maybe, but he’s hot

Adrien Broday not beating the allegations, what allegations, any of them

LOL I love a weird guy, I love a guy who says “thanks for my Oscar, I love it”

whoever is doing sound tonight should be doing hard time

yeah man both Lionel Ritchie AND Phil Collins were nominated for beat song for WHITE NIGHTS which incidentally fucking rules

despite how extremely young and frankly very hot and tight I am, it will shock you to learn that I saw WHITE NIGHTS in the theatre and never havent had a little crush on all three leads and also Phil Collin’s since then

WHITE NIGHTS rules btw

wait im not watching why are why talking about Elia Kazan? He die again?

one year during the Oscars where she hosted a red carpet show Richard Lawson tweeted that Kristin Chenoweth was the night’s “Worst Animated Short” and I have never forgotten it

The unique burning sensation of putting 25 in your four of a kind because you out zero in the Yahtzee on your last turn.

BEHOLD! The VERY. LAST. PLACE! finishers in league pub trivia semifinals! SILKY BISCUITS RIDES TO A RESPECTABLE 26th OUT OF 26 TEAMS!! Please clap!’

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The Wheel of Fortune final tonight was Place and the answer was NICE WARM YURT. I don't give a fuck about spoilers; someone should go to jail.

The man makes a great point.

CELLMATE: what are you in for ME: [first day in jail] hump-plumping injectables

hump-plumping injectables

American Idol, which seems to still be on the air, is on behind me while I blog and these singers are making some of the worst choices possible.

Most days now I wake up, scroll a few minutes, and literally pray for a real person’s ignominious public death. This feels ~awful~ in my heart when I think about it too hard, but at least it’s sincere.

I wish I understood how streaming TV works in accounting. I love Monarch, it’s so fun, it must be SO expensive, and no one I know watches it.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

For temptation to debauchery, no bar, brothel, or trap house can compare with the clearance aisle for food and snacks at a Marshal’s.

I am very late on this update, but you better believe we were wearing a festive vest and handing out Mardi Gras beads this month.

The man makes a great point.

what are YOU looking at 🪶

Guy Ritchie likes exactly the same kind of long-sleeved cotton shirts on men that I like.

What is Robert Redford’s best movie 2000-2025?