If you haven't had a chance yet, check it out now! Wendy is just trying to get through Pride after a horrible breakup, but when people start biting each other, she has to team up with her ex-girlfriend and their friends to save Pride... and maybe the world. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/739426...

Holy shit, I just got my very first royalty payment. After close to 2 years, THE Z WORD has earned out its advance. I'm so thrilled and proud. Thank you to everyone who read, bought, borrowed, reviewed, or recommended my queer zombie apocalypse book. I love you all!

I was joking that we should have a gym talent show and the trainer asked what my talent would be and then immediately, without us ever having discussed this topic before, announced that it should be “bludgeoning a looksmaxxer”

She’s a photogenic dog but there’s only one possible answer

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

a world-historical nightmare blunt rotation in my last three “trying to find out what everybody is yelling about on here” searches

DoorDash's head of public affairs said "no one is claiming it was a real delivery." I found a few people who were claiming that: Reuters, ABC, CBS, the AP, Fox, Newsmax, The Hill, the New York Post, and CSPAN, for starters. www.readtpa.com/p/a-real-del...

Justin has a real job and an inner life so I’m never sure how filled-in he is on the worst and stupidest of social media until he busts out something like this

This is @glutelord.bsky.social and he's completely fucking correct. The fundamental tension at the heart of all incel culture is that these guys HATE women and refuse to appeal to them but desperately want to get laid anyway, and this contradiction can only really be resolved through violence

Just a reminder that JD Vance has been a Catholic for less time than Nacho Fries have been on the Taco Bell menu.

Googling “how hard is it to excommunicate someone” as I assume Leo is as well

But of course the consequences are only leveled at women, who must protect themselves from rape by abstaining from any activities that could establish them as equals to men.

We’re the bad guys for pointing out that men often rape women AND we’re the bad guys for suggesting that not every man should be treated as a would-be rapist the second he invites a woman to drink with him or go into his room.

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

Oh this is awful

John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale. Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist.

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health. 'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

It's telling that: a) he caught enough pushback from the religious right to delete something, which he almost never does b) those people have not used this influence to cross him on anything more substantive than a gross but fundamentally superficial aesthetic insult to their brand

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Sorry but it’s very funny that evangelicals invented a super evil guy who would hold himself up as a false Christ and now they have to reckon with the fact that they got one

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

Is the Pope weak on crime? Does a bear shit in the woods?

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

They did it there. We can and will do it here. All you tyrants are bound to lose

the repulsiveness of jd vance is a culture universal

We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline

jd vance negotiating with Iran

“Short-lived” should be pronounced with a long I. Stop booing I’m right

You do not have an inalienable right to be governor of California! That right is in fact extremely alienable!

"no nazis" and "no sexual predators" is not purity testing, it is the minimal standard for humane conduct.

Also, being single is cool as fuck and if you don’t like your partner you should hang out with yourself for a while! (I happen to be married and I do think it’s a great time but I wouldn’t have gotten here without the blessing of divorce)

I was worried about the Artemis crew for no reason other than “everything is bad so why not this” so it’s nice, if perhaps a bit disorienting, for some things to not be bad

Y’all wonder why women don’t come forward, but the women I try to convince to do so see all of this. All of it.

Alex Horne behavior

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

It’s the Taskmaster s21 premiere tonight so I do need there to not be any lunatic threats to wipe a nation off the earth. Thanks

I’m not saying you should hire me as a trendspotter I’m just saying here’s me in 2024

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

I agree 100% with Maris here, I don’t feel a personal connection to many imprints but I really believed in what Sean and his team were doing at MCD and this feels like a repudiation of a lot of the parts of publishing I care about

Dare someone to use this analogy(?) to respond to “does Israel have the right to exist”

Mamdani’s New York 🫡

Why does my cousin always write about people I don’t wanna read about. If you want to read about this guy though this is as as good as it gets

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

If you did not enjoy today, then call your reps and senators tomorrow and say this 👇

This is no way to live, man

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

I am here for messaging that the THREAT alone - regardless of if it's carried out or walked back - should end his presidency. The die is already cast. You cannot wield the power that man has and say that kind of shit.