SO MAD

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

For anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about, I have Usher Syndrome (type 2) which causes deafblindness Been hard of hearing since I was born, but the retinitis pigmentosa was diagnosed less than a year ago and I now get to look forward to TOTAL UNCERTAINTY about how bad my vision will get!

🎵but he liked to throw the bull And he was no matador🎶

Periodic reminder that in addition to everything else that's going on in the world I'm also slowly going blind and being a brave strong boy about it

Very quietly the thing about this whole saga that's been running through my head is that whenever people talk about, say, his writing staff, I think about the fact that I spent a lot of time listening to a podcast with Louis Virtel whose day job that entire time has been writing for Jimmy Kinmel

There are so many books I read so many times as a kid that I am afraid to touch as an adult for this exact reason There are plenty that I'm not but y'all I read so many mid-tier AT BEST fantasy novels

Sure would have been nice to have some ALT TEXT ON THIS so I didn't have to scroll through replies and quote tweets to figure out who it was just sayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Special shout-out to "I don't know if I'm gay, straight, bi or whatever, all I really know is that I love getting pounded in the ass" guys

Bisexual men 🥵🥵🥵🍆💦💦💦

My mom’s still learning the lingo

Usually when there's an angel in the Bible it's all 👁️👁️👁️ BE NOT AFRAID 👁️👁️👁️ but when they're in Sodom they're like Oooooh stay away from our tight holes

"Sridhar, why do you crank out so many jokes making fun of people who've died, often horribly?" They're in Heaven. It's called punching up.

This clip started playing with the sound off and I immediately recognized it as the 11 o'clock number from Side Show because I can read lips well enough to recognize "I will never go away" lmao

dudes rock

Let's FUCKING go!

Watched Gianmarco Soresi's special on YouTube and then googled to see what his Dad looked like and um yeah a lot of things clicked into place

A handful of gay dudes are hella transphobic, who gives a shit, this is a vanishingly small number of assholes who are butthurt at not being invited to the party because they're uptight weirdo assholes but their voices are being amplified because transphobia craves the legitimacy it doesn't have

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

It's very easy to make fun of Hamilton for being cringe but A Winter's Ball -> Helpless -> Satisfied -> The Story of Tonight - Reprise -> Wait For It Is a fucking legendary run of musical numbers

imo a fair conclusion to draw about dem leadership's obstinance in the face of revolt from their voters is that they'd rather win an intra-party fight with their left wing & their own voters than maximize potential electoral gains in the midterms

Dear Jeffrey,

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Finally rolled credits on Chained Echoes after spending four days in a row just doing side quests right before the final boss, and honestly 10/10, no notes

"Poverty charges interest" is the corollary to the Samuel Vimes "boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness @rincewind.run

I post exactly the same as I did on Twitter

If you follow me and you HAVEN'T seen Donna Murphy perform "Could I Leave You" at Stephen Sondheim's 80th birthday concert, today is a great day to fix that

If you're a gay man who identifies as a top I think you should at least be the kind of top who is absolutely obsessed with sucking dick and cock

Straight people lack clarity of purpose, they walk without enthusiasm because they live without enthusiasm, drifting along like a leaf in a river, buffeted by social forces they have dedicated their lives to leaving unexamined

GODDAMN do I love looking at penises

If people think that 1 in 5 people are transgender how many people do they think are gay, lesbian, or bisexual

My current workplace has fidget spinners lying around for anyone who needs them and one thing I have discovered about myself in the last week or so is that if you put a certain kind of fidget spinner in front of me I will use it for hours and hours if what I am also doing is sitting through meetings

lol I'm remembering that my older brother got evaluated for ADD/ADHD and received an Adderall prescription in the late 90s because he was struggling in school, meanwhile I did not because I was doing fine in school, nevermind me picking at my fingernails until they bled because I was so fidgety

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So far so good despite the horrors 😎

Because of my big powerful brain I had one of these by the time I was 25

I'm mikechuwrites on Instagram!

Well, we weren't using it lately anyway, so goodbye hulu. Thanks for reminding me to trim unused subscriptions!

People who like ChatGPT like it because all it does is tell them what they want to hear. This is also the thing that induces psychosis in people who use it extensively.

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

If the supervillain origin story you’re willing to share is “someone was mean to me in a comments section,” I’d suggest considering you give yourself a swirlie.

This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point. However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened

Robert Redford on Richard Nixon's death. Not much changes, I guess.

GREAT NEWS, it turns out that while they renamed them, the cotton classic CK hip briefs are in fact the same as what they used to call the low rise briefs which means I can finally start replenishing my supply

Fuck RFK Jr!