In my role as professional doomsayer I gotta remind everyone that big beach holes are full of death and you should stick to medium to decent sized holes and just dig 2 or 3

Twitter originally had a character limit of 140. The standard non-Bill-Ackman limit is now 280. Bluesky has a character limit of 300, and part of me clearly sees it as a challenge that I only win if I land in the 290-300 sweet spot.

honestly my estimation of House Democrats has grown a little bit from the fact that they were clearly eager to leak this *entire* trove of emails even though they would damage or ruin the reputations of a bunch of Democratic Party luminaries who are in the emails

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

The superstructure that colludes to enable child trafficking is the superstructure that colludes to cheer on illegal wars of conquest and genocide and the same superstructure that colludes to enable massive wealth transfer to a handful of billionaire perverts and it's all held up by guns and prisons

Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

The fact that James Marsden has sex with Jack Black in The D Train is both a major spoiler and also the main selling point of this movie.

I'm fine with this tbh, pennies are stupid

Castle Rock v. Gonzales is, no joke, my Roman Empire. Once you learn the full details of this horrific case, you will never again be able to see policing as a force for safety or justice. It will permanently alter your understanding of state violence, gender, and race in this country.

again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

Time to post #Bowuigi again

Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.

So everyone is losing their jobs and access to healthcare, programs that people need for food are getting fucked with, nobody can afford rent or a house, people aren't taught how to read correctly, the AI bubble is bursting, measles is coming back, and our President is a sundowning pedophile

Man, fuck Merrick Garland

They can't keep getting away with this

I hate these vile bears with every fiber of every mangled ventricle in my black twisted heart

The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick

Trying to get ahead of that Joyce Carol Oates dunk

What's funny about Trap is that M. Night Shyamalan's daughter was actually less convincing as a pop star doing a concert (which she is and presumably has done) than she was as the hostage of a serial killer

Kid Cudi as The Thinker reacting to Josh Hartnett in Trap is just like me fr fr

Today seems like as good a day as any to watch Trap

It's the way Lisa Gilroy clearly considers it her solemn, sacred duty to keep her foot on Sam Reich's neck at all times

The sheer number of comments on this video talking about the "AND I'M GONNA" nun is extremely gratifying

Dawg I am so fucking sick of everyone acting like health insurance companies have a sacred, inalienable right to exist

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Translation: Schumer got a million messages on Sunday (including from yours truly) saying "If the Democrats give in and reopen the government with zero concessions from the right I will never donate to another Democratic Senator for as long as you are leader" and he's playing damage control

I'm afraid of heights both because of the intrusive thoughts aspect (where my mind suddenly fills with thoughts about what it would be like to jump) AND because I get scared that the guardrails in place are not sufficient tall enough to keep someone of my height from accidentally going over

Next November is going to fucking suck when there's immense political disappointment in November and there ISN'T a Wicked movie coming out later that month to soften the blow

low polyamory

Hearing that Vivi Ornitier, a perfect cinnamon roll who has never done anything wrong and is too beautiful, too pure for this world, has been banned in Magic: The Gathering Standard play

Oscar Isaac showing pit, nips, and feet on main?!?!

I think this is the first time I've heard of a head coach being fired after a Bears game who wasn't coaching for the Bears

🎶Wake me up When he's finally dead🎵

(Okay, it’s her birthday, so. . .) Hang on, when did reading become performative? 📸: Michael Berresse

I don’t think there’s any political cost for a Democrat running for office to just completely and explicitly and repeatedly saying fuck Chuck Schumer

Ann Reinking is the centerpiece of one of my favorite film musical numbers of all time, "Everything Old Is New Again" from All That Jazz Nothing has ever felt more glamorous to me than the idea of incredible performers in NYC just doing numbers for each other for fun

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

PULLING THE EMERGENCY SEROTONIN BRAKE

lol she got his ass and he knows it

And why aren't we leaving it the fuck alone in the depths of hell where it belongs

Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.

Just watched K-Pop Demon Hunters and the Internet makes SO much more sense now

Going through old pics that I saved from my Photobucket account before I deleted it and found this classic from the great Forum Comic-Con meetup of 2005 and while my hair is still mostly brown, my hair used to have some pretty amazing auburn highlights that have since gone away and I miss them :(

Post you from a different era: the exact opposite of a head-shaving phase, this is my "I went through four years of college simply never getting a haircut and by the end of it my hair was down to my waist" era

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.