This is the most exciting hockey game ever played

AI executive: our computer, which is mere weeks away from Becoming God, is already fantastic at interfacing with humans. just like fellow human interviewer: what does a human sound like? AI executive, bleeding from one nostril: OUe3jtlkjgudfu5 bitch

If you're looking to hang out with some very funny haters from the US & Canada, just find any Instagram post about the Tkachuk brothers at the Olympics. Most common comment: "I'm American and cheering for Canada because I hate these two"

Only bad people go after Paul Ford. I’ve observed this rule for more than a decade and it’s never been wrong once.

If you haven't been following Olympic men's hockey this is what we're working with on the US team

Trump only has a vocabulary of like 200 words so when he's really mad, he doesn't have any way of escalating his rhetoric to express it, he just has to start doing weird little SNL character voices.

The backup plan is “tariffs without a legal pretext.” Supreme Court can’t rule when there’s no law involved at all. 🧠💡

AI making technical hassles for humans at industrial scale is gonna be the theme of 2026 in tech

Congrats to Aerin Frankel who didn’t get to show off very much in the tournament but single-handedly kept the US team in it for 58 minutes of the gold medal game

That absolutely dominant US women’s hockey team is absent in the gold medal game

I think the main reason that Atlantic piece had to be a fictional second person thing was because all the real parents of unvaxxed kids with measles are like “actually we love encephalitis, we didn’t even like that kid very much, praise god.” www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

It’s against the rules but the Canadian team keeps doing it anyway and then a million online Gords try to explain that it’s only “technically” against the rules

Here’s how I expect my day to go.

So many Gords in the replies here lmao

Get him Liz

“western civilization” in this construction should be juxtaposed *against* the american tradition.

Becoming licensed intellectual property is the wackest thing that can happen to an artist.

I think I’m all set with clavicular content now thanks everyone

It kinda sucks that American culture just keeps turning artists into money liches

I am ready to start my day but do not want to leave my bed. Send my day into my bedchambers and I will entertain matters for a few hours before I grow weary once again.

But there has not been a single thing that Trump has done in 13 months in office that has made things better for white people

Unionize Nuremberg 2

Oh my

For those of you keeping score at home, the actual cut to the Post newsroom was 45%, not the widely reported one third. Remaining journalists are a bit over 400, down from around 1100 four years ago and 580 when Bezos bought the place.

Interesting choice, foregrounding the guy who's never won an election, as opposed to the other two

Kaiser Temperare

Life must be so easy if you just have absolutely no ethics, can you imagine

he was in the files

tiktok started marketing me a bootleg Mazzy Star t shirt and I’m like man fuck you but I also am probably gonna buy it

“We ran out of numbers low enough,” explains Gallup president Giuseppe Gallup.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

"Did you see Sturla on TV after the biathlon race?" The greatest thread in Sturla's girlfriends' group chat history, locked after 1000 "Want me to kill them?" gifs

Coders freaking out that it's replacing them and extrapolating from their extremely weird domain (as in: unusual among knowledge work) to "all of work" is going to be a major theme of 2026 and kind of embarrassing by 2027.

submissive and Lunchable

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Occupy Democrats is a fake news/clickbait operation run by twin Floridian brothers who've also run a fraudulent enterprise that was shut down by the federal government. And no I don't mean the Krassensteins. It's a different set of guys

Here’s the nutrition website that the government hired rapist Mike Tyson to promote, suggesting the most nutritious foods to put up your butt

I’m so sick of Ozempic ads I think I’m getting fat out of spite

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

The oligarchs are aware the Trump regime is massively unpopular; they're going to keep taking aggressive steps to control the media in the months before the election. They've taken out or have control over CBS, Washington Post, CPB, TikTok, Meta, Google, YouTube, Twitter...

Controversial opinion but I don't think we should be ruled by people who were self-homeschooled

“But without Leon Botstein, Bard won’t exist anymore.” Oh no, then where would the protagonist teach in a Brooklyn millennial’s realist divorce novel?

Think about having to deliver that last line

It turns out “Democracy Dies in Darkness” wasn’t a warning so much as a mission statement. www.todayintabs.com/p/the-assass...

The stereotypical Soviet judge holding up a comically low score but it's Pinhead from "Hellraiser" and he's disappointed nobody's fingers got sliced off by the luge's blades in a way that comingled pleasure and pain so perfectly that it's impossible to tell where the one ends and the other begins.

Doubles luge teams should get a time modifier based on each run's sexual tension

I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷‍♂️

I can’t decide if Philip K Dick was the best bad writer of all time or the worst great writer of all time but it’s one of those.

This is the plot of The Night Manager