Baby Mark rizzed up Livvy Nuzz

Just to be clear: I was actually hiking the AT

Christ imagine if they’d actually written a book together? ARCs alone would have killed dozens

Most emails I receive are simply none of my business

Tree of liberty literally never been more parched

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy…

I don’t hate it

Why is anyone listening to a guy who can’t even use a hammer

It’s a gloomy sunday in november and my family wanted to watch a movie so I tried to sell them on a PTA double feature of There Will Be Blood and One Battle After Another but they said no

tapping the sign

This is Shawn McCreesh’s whole schtick, he’s made a career out of flattering these monsters and telling them they’re right to yearn for the old days.

You know where

A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Drive Circular Saw

Looks like fuck around season is over

My personal conception of horseshoe theory did not include MAGA ideologically converging with NAMBLA to form MAGAMBAGLA.

lmao

Have a Nice Life x 50 Cent, A quick one before the eternal worm devours da club

apple intelligence

I should probably add that I don’t really think anyone should cancel their Times subscription or anything—I have a Times subscription too. I just wanted to pull some recent threads together and poke them a little. I want them to do better.

I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

Decades of experience have proven that posters can only win by leaving to start new forums where they’re the mods and inevitably lose the next war to posters who leave to create their own forum etc.

Posted that I canvassed for Zohran with the guy from Ke$ha’s “Blow” video and everyone got mad at me

You have to look at these dudes in their totality. Idk we should probably stop rationalizing the barbarous lechery of the founders given that 250 years in, there are a bunch of elites holding the same offices with degrees from the same schools ... still sexually exploiting children or ignoring it!

Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he started in creeping on 14-year-old Sally Hemings. And Sally, who was enslaved, shared a father with Martha Wayles Jefferson—Tom's wife. He's been dead literally centuries and the US refuses to reckon squarely with what this meant for definitions of American greatness

Megyn “R.” Kelly

Really torn between hoping Trump dies on the toilet soon and hoping he has enough time to tear down the whole White House first

Oh interesting, who were the men

just this morning I was wondering if there’s anyone alive right now named Dichen Balz

America is lacking any kind of social virtue ethics (cf Confucianism) which normalizes the ability to interrupt and contradict the bullshit of the powerful. This top-down authoritarian approach to knowledge formation curses and traps us in a make-believe world, a world of naked emperors.

lmao

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

This is the most cursed idea I’ve ever seen and it’s immediately obvious that this is where we’re headed

a “Space Force”, if you will

Everyone’s making jokes but this was an earnest question! iOS has a bunch of pages of like, fake emojis to the left of the real emojis in the emoji keyboard and I don’t know what they are or how (if?) I can get rid of them. Any information would be very welcome

too complicated imo. how about “ever notice how the people complaining about cancel culture are pedophiles?”

can anyone explain to me what all this fucking shit is

Blind squirrel gradually realizing it’s trapped in the nut factory

Can’t believe I’m being forced once again to revise my estimate of where we are in the whole imperial decline into decadence and collapse timeline.

There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...

“I think you should let him hang himself.” — Michael Wolff to Jeffrey Epstein, talking about Trump. There’s dark humor, and there’s that. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

“Abundance” was an attempt to prevent anyone from campaigning on “how bout u afford things” that failed

You’ll never guess who the article was about

Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible

Now that I’ve seen some of the Epstein emails I am pretty sure I could make a correct jail/no jail determination based solely on how someone writes an email.