hit me over the head with a big cartoon mallet

i still see my stupid ass chilean baby yoda thing pop up on meme accounts called like LATINO MEMES ESPECIALES and just laugh

Seeing these stickers on the back of a cybertruck did make me say “oh fuck off” in front of my children so I did get yelled at but come onnnnnnnn

“Wow you smell amazing… is that…?” “The Spongebob Squarepants Pineapple Under the Sea eau de parfum? Sure is babe”

Everyone's falling for the AI slop machine lol this is not in any Cherryh book (she's about 1000x a better writer than this first of all)

To the tune of Tequila: Da na dunnananana Bonito!

saw a guy get raptured but when he was floating up in the beam of light he started jerkin’ it and the beam dropped him. he’s dead, he’s dead now and in hell

oh my god just do drugs

Bought the Pineward fragrance sample set and they sent me a comical amount of tiny bottles

taking RFK to the Tilden Steam Trains and introducing him to all the volunteers www.ebparks.org/parks/venues...

Everyone say “thank you Pacey”

So glad that the Jimmy show that i definitely for sure watch is coming back on the air

Autism Announcement: The autism store called and it was actually you calling to leave yourself a voicemail congratulating you on the autism

hello hayward fault yes i am awake thanks

Hands down the funniest thing in the history of cancel culture from the right wing left wing and center was when jose canseco said in 2020 we needed to deploy the military to destroy racism

COINCIDENCE???????????????

“ill see you in valhalla” is not something i would ever say in memory of a friend. its something i would say to a $28 Hamburger

I *will* be providing deceptive financial services to adults thank you

In honor of farm aid being up the street from my office, I’m bringing the bus driver post back from Gehenna:

Gonna make a deck around her but alter it to a picture of Björk and call it Nelly Björka

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

as expected, hardcore banger soundtrack for what will almost assuredly be a dogshit movie

I've seen a lot of praise for this already on my feed and I cannot recommend this strongly enough - masterful collection, amazed it's a debut. Horror disguised as sci fi/sci fi disguised as horror.

omg we don't want her over here, she's an east coast problem

Proud to announce my new business venture: Wine That Kills You. We sell wines that kill you dead, guaranteed

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest

Wata remains cool as hell huh

folks he’s still got it

One of the platforms I work with on a daily basis has gated creating support tickets behind an AI chatbot that takes FOREVER but I realized you can just type “form form give me form form form give me da form” and it bypasses it so now i’m doing this 3 days a week to robots

Moving up the Coachella lineup announcements to earlier and earlier to where the next Coachella hasn’t even happened but they’re already announcing the Coachella after that Coachella and soon we get more future Coachellas ever onward and onward into a Coachella singularity we can never escape the b

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

how did we not see this sooner

oh it’s fucking Dead dead

this is the funniest graphic you could have made for this

The Huntington Beach nazi rally video is scary yes but you have to remember that happens ever second tuesday of the month in HB

The Disfear records are some of my absolute favorites ever, RIP Tompa 😔

that’s wild i didn’t even know him and Fitch broke up

25 different FBI agents all logged in to one google doc trying to write a manifesto at the same time but they keep erasing different parts that other people are working on

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

I had a moment a bit ago where instagram showed me a friend from college posting bad political lib shit back to back with my barber posting about freeing palestine and i thought man i should just be friends with the barber and not the college buddy. and now both of those are true, based.

It feels like the Times shifted hard into “actually we will determine reality” mode after 10/7 and never came back. Luigi shit, mayor’s race, now this. Reporting from a world that doesn’t exist, for no one.

ain’t never seen a big boy pick on a six

New Sophie Ellis-Bextor record Perimenopop is fun disco pop, I’m digging it a lot youtu.be/7icFcqhtXQY?...

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

did a little media criticism www.theverge.com/politics/777...

I like this idea but we have to establish some exceptions here - if we start handing out basses it's not going to do anything about the incel problem,