i don’t need to know this much about anyone from Maine. I already knew too much about Stephen King

they said the perfect vehicle doesn’t exist

Goddamn, what a cover

Alright I’m doing it and I’m starting with Novellas and I already read The Glass Garden by Jessica Lévai and it was dooooope. Will write up reviews of all of them on my blog when done

John Stamos Hears Papa Roach For The First Time

there are two amazon vans outside my house doing a package transfer, they're parked ass to ass, i don't like it

Realized by looking at some old documents that I could definitely get Slovak heritage citizenship and I think telling the family "Surprise we're Slovaks now!" would be a funny joke

Introducing @darkertimes.bsky.social - a new worker-owned website for cultural criticism about all things horror! www.darkertimes.com

new song comparing Travis Kelce’s dick to a slinky, very confusing

this is what at least half my elective professors at San Diego State looked like

"who keeps putting on ween"

Seriously? You’re going to tell me that the streaming era is peak TV when this happened long before? Come on! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHvt...

Her lawyers going with well the ticket sales were dogshit and they only canned her to see if they would sell better is a hell of legal strategy lmao

Through supreme effort of will and the concentrated energy of 10,000 years of human sacrifice, the Emperor finally manages to move his rasped lips and truly speak. He asks for a Pepsi. The last Pepsi was made 18,000 years ago. Nobody knows what it is. Trillions die in the resulting religious schism.

5 minute nap break between bouts of crazy

Had a dream last night that the only commercial during NBA was for the Backrooms movie and it had Axl Rose singing “It’s the Backrooms welcome to the Backrooms”

Texts with my dad (i asked him a finance related question)

These wouldn’t survive a trebuchet attack (i’m working on my piedmont invasion plans)

Watched the Kylie Minogue documentary and seeing Nick Cave as fawning fanboy is funny. at various points he calls her a joy machine, a force of goodness, and a ray of light that pierced something dark in the bad seeds

- Didja get that “Things to Know about Amy Klobuchar” article done yet? - Sure did, boss! And I made ‘em real frickin’ numerous just like you wanted!

MLB should have relegation for just the entire AL West

i truly don’t understand why there’s a group of people with big followings on here who presumably do not want Republicans in charge but will fight to the death over “the economy is good actually”

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"do you believe hummingbirds have power?" sounds like Aesop Rock lyrics

the printer keeps jamming, and worse, it's playing Phish

Wow he's crashing out

hello and welcome to the first full tackle spelling bee

Thinking about doing something a little nutty for the rest of the year and reading *all* the 2025 Shirley Jackson nominees www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/2026/05/28/n...

So many of these tip over into eldritch horror territory

Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say

i’m just gonna say it because no one else is doing it: semiquincentennial is a terrible word, awful mouth feel

"brought home from work" is a hilarious way to word this

My daughter handed me her backpack at school and it was way heavier than normal, I asked her why and she goes "Oh yeah there's a big rock in there"

the perfect bluesky reply doesn’t exi—

Ask yourself: if a man can't point a gun at a dog while riding a dirt bike around than what freedom does he really have www.wsj.com/us-news/a-lu...

gonna be honest i don't think there's ever been a band hotter than this

everyone in texas is brain dead so this is probably the best campaign strategy you can run tbh

You could tell me this horse track crony corruption was a minor sideplot in any Chandler novel and I’d believe you

2nd grade boys discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were

I think quite a few of these guys in the gerrymandered R but weakened seats are just annoyed at having to run a campaign at all. If you go from a R +20 to an R +8 you might actually have to get off your fucking ass and try to convince people to vote for you

excuse me he posted so hard they’re taking him to the hospital

okay i have an actual one - not wanting to ask the parents what video game menus say all the time helped a ton with my kids learning how to read

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

I got to play Call of Cthulhu last night with a 60 something bear couple named Bob and Rob last night and it felt like one of the most Bay Area things i’ve ever done. Rob remembered when Chaosium had an office at the old Oakland Army base, he said Greg Stafford was a sweetheart and Sandy was a dick.