this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Ok last one for now

At this point even I have to acknowledge that my hentai drawings of Clippy are not as popular as I'd anticipated.

trump on the Grisabella swing, eyes closed, while Memories blasts full volume and he is slowly hoisted into the theater turbine

Me: Because of the cruise ship situation Fanta executives: Yeah we're going to pass on your "Fantavirus" idea

genuine plea: please include alt text in your posts so that people with vision disabilities can know what’s in your pics/videos. if public health is going to claim to care about disabled people, we need to be making our stuff accessible, especially during events like this one.

Hey gang you may have seen that my dog Willow had to have surgery on her right hind leg. The surgery for her left hind leg will be later this summer. I'm looking for help paying for these expensive procedures. Please give anything you can and share the link here and on other social media.

the kalshi commercial where the golfer kills an alien who is writhing in pain after their spacecraft crashed was certainly a choice

So that’s what this was for

repost if you believe party rock is in the house tonight

sorry cant post rn, sweating while watching hockey

I BIDet you ADIEUdoo

toiLET that sink in. wheres my billion dollars

disabling Clitty in Microsoft Orifice

introducing Clitty™️, the anthropomorphic clit that helps you find the clit

"I'm asking you to go away, please"

The definitive song can’t be cool, which means it’s I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys

I will never die

Cat pictures are posted if you throw funds this way which is a pretty good deal. 😻

yeah i love LLMs Lick L(my) Nuts

spending this mother's day RESPECTING women

dressing like a late 1800s man of leisure. having 40 raw oysters and 3 whiskeys for lunch. my wife has run away with the pinkerton detective I hired. German research into the new dirigible technology makes me angry

have a favorite poster? thank their mom

today I learned that that guy who wrote the episode in which Hans Moleman gets hit in the groin with a football has an applied mathematics PhD from Harvard & that his diss was titled "Map Representations and Optimal Encoding for Image Segmentation" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Kee...

sarah, you are so real for this. real patriots are not afraid of the hantavirus. real patriots will find an actual rat's nest and sleep in it. it's actually woke if you DON'T eat rat feces

“keep paying the dick forward”

because the person running Iran's propaganda has a somewhat average sense of humour and the person running the US' has had his brain cooked in a Discord chat for so long he thinks his weird ingroup jokes are even comprehensible to normal people

I'm sober since July 2010, & Ana outlines the personal hope I share. I've had to look for different meetings to find the safety to voice that I'm sober even w/ despair about "outside events," but they're there. (MAGAs in recovery police language.) I should be dead, yet I'm not. Hope was born there.

i lived bitch

A leading figure in exiSTENCHalism

the letter y is kinda fucked up y'all

gotta drill a hole in my head so i can stuff cheese through it (to feed that hamster inside)

pay the cat pic toll to continue scrolling

marjorie taylor green can get fucked for all eternity, what is wrong with people

Here i am making an announcement on the Acela I only wish i hadn’t just finished my second beer when the conductor grabbed me

www.latimes.com/california/s... This was a really well done history of the struggle for mass transit in Los Angeles I cannot be more excited that there’s a stop so close to my house

if i played hockey i’d ride my stick like a pretend horsey to the penalty box

Got afew stills before switching to video. Gosling street fight. 🐣

i put my underpants on just like anybody else, dipped in gherkin juice

(defending my dissertation before the university's entire philosophy deparment) jean paul FARTre

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the potato man is sick of your bullshit

Just a half dozen callers changed the ENTIRE tone of this meeting. If you are ever wondering how little work it could take to impact your local government, that’s it

happy one year anniversary to this drip 🤌

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

hi i just launched my ART GALLERY where you can purchase prints of my photography i have the prices very low . i barely make any money. art is more important to me than me. junoryleeschultz.darkroom.com

went to a birthday party for my son's friend and could not understand why the friend's mom mom kept changing her outfit until i finally clocked they were twins