That was a tough bucket, Jackie #wnba

Oh boy, they’re playing True Romance from Dirt Femme, Melanie if they’re playing sad Tove Lo for you you need to RUN

…..is Trinity even here for this conversation with Kayda, Zach, and Bryce lmao

The humans went out for drinks last night. We took the streetcar like responsible adults. Apparently we took all the responsibility with us because the squad did not exercise any while we were away. Exhibit 1:

OH BOY SINCERE AND MELANIE’S FAMILIES ARE MEETING

[inspector gadget adjusting his goalie gloves as officials flip through the rule book]

NOT THEM CUTTING TO BRYCE WHEN CHARLIE AND ZACH SAT DOWN DHEHFHFHDHDHEUEBFJRUENFJDHE

Reminder that signal is only as secure as the dumbest motherfucker in your signal chat

I love the ramp up of how everyone is just so happy to see their families, how everyone is getting along, and then we have Kayda/Zach and Melanie/Sincere and it’s gonna be a MESS

Lmao Dylan’s best friend is such a dudes rock kinda guy

Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse.

LA Mayor Karen Bass continuing to be booed loudly by the residents impacted by the Lineage Fire in Boyle Heights at this town hall. A brief pause in the speech as Karen Bass tells the crowd “if you want to listen, clap once,” then plays a clapping game with the audience. The booing beginning again.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass getting a lot of very audible boos from the crowd at the Lineage Fire community town hall in Boyle Heights. Some cheers, many very loud boos. LOUD boos.

Bryce’s mom and grandma wanting to meet Zach and essentially was like “yes we understand he’s also your boyfriend” dhdhdhdnfjdhdhfhdhdjfhdhd

Bryce’s grandma is a treasure

Okay starting family night and Kayda. Honey. You can be mad all you want but it IS a situationship

Another day another abject lie about both Uncommitted and about Abdul's own public position

Temu Aidy Bryant’s team doesn’t want you to know she endorsed Mike Bloomberg in the 2020 primary and also he ended up supporting Harris in the election and Uncommitted’s movement was to not be complicit in genocide but she’s hope you don’t do research.

Anyway…

And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT

Damn it Stu

On hold on the phone with my doc’s office during the PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN

Sorry Morocco but GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL x2

Sorry I was ordering a breakfast burrito during the PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN

Same guy who thought there was a bridge from Gaza to the West Bank so of course he would like to inflict word salad onto us that means absolutely fucking nothing

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

I just had a horrifying realization. It seems like the new test to prove you didn't use "AI" to write a story is gonna be sharing all your notes and drafts with editors. Which means all my frantic all-caps "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WHY HAVE I FORGOTTEN HOW TO WRITE" might become evidence. Fuck.

This is getting beyond silly. I don’t really care whether or not what happens to the clips in this scenario but the dragging this on which is leaving several teams in limbo just feels like incompetence and a personal vendetta Adam Silver has.

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

men will really go on the public internet and show more sympathy for a guy who got exposed for being a rapist and domestic abuser than for literally any of his victims

If ICE can kill anyone it wants with impunity, then none of us have any meaningful rights. It’s that simple.

Hatred of liberal neighbors? Uhh...I'm trans, more "liberal neighbors" then you care to admit hate ME, not the other way around. And how is getting a Nazi tattoo and allegations of a rapist "working class male identity." Does it shock you to hear me say I believe men can be better then that?

“His most recent piece for the student paper, which was published last month, criticized what he described as discriminatory hiring practices in academia biased against white men” well knock me over with a feather

dropsite's social media guy was saying that a rape survivor wouldn't text friends in a minimizing way 2 years later ("he's not all bad, but i ended up in a bad situation with him, and i will just very politely call him consensually careless") and on this occasion i will point people to this resource

Axios is reporting that Platner has said he won't file paperwork to withdraw before Monday, which is the final day he can do so (and four days from now). www.axios.com/2026/07/09/g...

BALLOON ON THE PITCH

Well, I’m banned from being able to DM anyone on IG for three days and banned from monetization until OCTOBER because of this joke comment I left on a post about one of those giant mega sundaes (I’m appealing it because Jesus Christ?)

Time for FRANCE

cats when his dinner is .0000000001 seconds late

Well, I’m banned from being able to DM anyone on IG for three days and banned from monetization until OCTOBER because of this joke comment I left on a post about one of those giant mega sundaes (I’m appealing it because Jesus Christ?)

Blocked for agreeing too much

sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Bisexual"???!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!! Hah. "Lesbian"??? !!!!!!!!!!!???

Jacobin was already a hack job anyway but I’m sorry, anyone saying the word “heteropessimistic” deserves a swirlie and getting stuffed in a locker

If you read just a few comments on any article about Graham Platner it should become crystal clear why victims don’t come forward earlier. The level of cruelty people direct at victims is gutting

I’ve been very open about my one direction fanfic past. The account no longer exists. I will not be taking any more questions.

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum we can accept from a democratic nominee. We need tribunals, prison time and beyond.