Holy shit I’m pretty good at this thing (being an entertainer)

Hi everyone

And for my next magic trick I will host a TTRPG fundraiser at a comedy theatre in Los Angeles and raise 5 figures for a socialist candidate for LA mayor

🚨 Inside Safe is NOT working 🚨 Inside Safe is a costly band-aid solution to our homelessness crisis that only benefits about 5% of participants.

Okay I have to go work out before we get ready to head to Dynasty but a reminder that TONIGHT at 7pm you can watch the livestream of ROLL FOR DEMOCRACY to support @raeforla.com! Tickets are 15! Come help us get a REAL progressive, a socialist even!, elected as mayor! bit.ly/RaeRFDLivestream

I see shitlibs are doing the uwu smol bean why are democrats supposed to do line of bullshit again and we do not deserve to make it out alive if you can’t hold your elected accountable to do a fucking thing

this is my nephew's homework and i'm gonna cry

these boys really have each other’s backs

New to BlueSky, huh?

Yeah.

Not one to believe in conspiracy theories, but now I'm 100% on the conspiracy they're all just trying to show Ellison and Bari Weiss that they're willng to play ball

LA "still lacks clear, enforceable protections over hundreds of millions of dollars in public exposure. This is not a minor gap; it is a critical failure that must be fixed now," writes Councilmember Monica Rodriguez, yet another LA city elected voicing concern about the overdue LA28 agreement

she is so so beautiful

I opened my fridge bc I needed creamer for my coffee and look at what this chucklefuck @logan.hater.club did

The Artemis astronauts. Something that’s happening now that in no way whatever sucks. A blessing.

Well, congrats on getting banned for throwing shit, Cruz Azul fans lmao

Holy fucking shit it's real lol Olivia Reingold of the Free Press asks Abdul El-Sayed "does Israel have a right to exist as a Jewish state?" AES: "What do you mean by a Jewish state?" [...] "If you can't define the question, I'm not gonna answer it.

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

Okay now can we get rid of Schumer as minority leader

Honestly, I can’t even be mad they snuck in the smoke bombs bc the BMO security is horrific and also not thorough sometimes lmao #concacaf

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Palencia is at the “beat ass” portion of CONCACAF lmao he is so tired of Cruz Azul’s shit lol #lafc

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

bad public transit and car-centric infrastructure are a national security risk

So to sum up, not only did they get everything they asked for, they drew a dick on his face while they did it.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

oh weird it didn't post the first video? but that's the funny one!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Benny Hill Music Plays

Me getting my nails done: if you can make them short and round, these are a bit longer than I prefer Nail tech: *sees my flannel* oh I figured

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

ICE shot a man today in California. "Lyons said as ICE officers approached the car, "the wanted gang member weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run an officer over.' The ICE agents fired at Mendoza Hernandez..." Every time ICE has made this claim, it's been a lie.

Tail wags dog, dog is still the dog was always the correct way to understand US-Israeli relations and is still the correct way today.

Well cool I'm glad 92 million people were terrorized for a day for no reason (temporarily at least) and everyone else in the world enjoyed some absurdly high blood pressure

first getting rid of the democrats enabling and collaborating with him

Let’s…uh…maybe cool it on the Taco stuff. Not sure that double-dog daring Trump into war crimes is good

If a congressional member posts about how dangerous Trump is right now, ask why they haven’t done their job

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

I'm sure Israel will abide by a "double-sided" ceasefire.

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

anyway please remember that curtis yarvin and peter thiel and marc andreessen and elon musk and sam altman and mark zuckerberg told everyone who would listen donald trump was a brilliant statesman who was going to make the world safe for innovation after the stifling regulation of the biden years

Well now we have another reason to get Tanner Scott off this team

Okay audition over back to crying and trying to do my silly little tasks before my silly little trip Thursday and my silly little hosting gig to try to get a socialist elected as mayor of Los Angeles tomorrow

He’s a fucking terrorist

Silence in the face of genocide is complicity. We are sick and tired of waking up to the news that our own country is threatening to wipe out one of the oldest civilizations on Earth -- threats delivered by President Trump whose never ending greed has left Americans in constant turmoil.

BTW the people who spent the last few years advocating for Palestine were clearly 100% right that normalizing war crimes and genocide there would just increase the likelihood of inhumane actions elsewhere. Just saying.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Anti-War protest tonight at 6 pm at the White House. Spread the word!