The reason for the season:

I fully believe ICE agents should NEVER be allowed a moments peace in public

ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him. "We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say. "I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells. "Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have." Philadelphia, PA

Someone commented on my wet napkin of a representative who takes AIPAC money’s Christmas IG post with the opening line “the only Christmas-spirited thing you’ve done is deny lodging to pregnant Palestinians” and HOLY SHIT??????

So I am having to do FaceTime to do presents with Logan’s family while my mom is over here for the holiday and only Logan and my mother know I am stoned out of my fucking gourd so LET’S SEE HOW THIS WORKS!

90 days until Opening Day

Someone commented on my wet napkin of a representative who takes AIPAC money’s Christmas IG post with the opening line “the only Christmas-spirited thing you’ve done is deny lodging to pregnant Palestinians” and HOLY SHIT??????

A sidebar: she does not normally look like a fat pile of laundry, she just hit my mom with this look so fast that she looks like a fat pile of laundry and I had to capitalize on how much of a “are you for fucking real with this asshole” look she gave her gramma about me, her dog dad

my dog has had enough of your bullshit this holiday season

Santa really did do the gun trans rights meme

I finished The Pitt last night and I just have to say, what a remarkable season of television that was, holy hell

learning mark cuban has spent his christmas eve arguing with randos on bluesky

Santa really did do the gun trans rights meme

The replies are the best part about this

12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights

oh hell yeah we’re having tiny tim discourse

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

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She looks fucking horrible holy shit

Protecting abusers is a full time job

I think it’s important to insist on recalling, at all available opportunities, that this was specifically an attack on a trans instructor over an assignment about gender. Neither of those details are incidental; they are the center of the story

i hope someone asks kate mckinnon what was going through her mind when she dated bari weiss because christ

i think we should bully bari weiss harder, she loves to furiously quit a job and play the victim when in reality she's a talentless bigoted hack who pisses her pants when she doesn't get her way

The ESPN FC top 50 is here and we need to talk about the sudden conflict of interest the league has created with the high-impact player rule. With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

How wise can they be lol bro is dead

This, my friends, is backdoor union-busting by the NWSL. HIP basically strips agency and gains because players will feel pressure to perform through injury/health/personal matters so they don’t lose a spot on an arbitrary list. #nwsl

told my kids Santa doesn't leverage AI for dynamic logistics solutions, and they're saying I "ruined Christmas" on LinkedIn :( :( :(

Reposting With ALT text, also @acpandemonium.com has shared this statement as well on our SG IG:

Remember Savy King, the Angel City FC player who needed CPR mid-match this year? She's on the mend, she's good -- and determined to pay forward the life-saving actions that kept her and her dreams alive. www.ocregister.com/2025/12/24/s...

Daily Izzy: Over 130 People Have Been Kidnapped in the Last 10 Days before Christmas Eve

not surprising it’s a white woman who looks like she has a stick up her ass saying you should just endure toxic and abusive family environments

Broke: democrats won’t want the Epstein files released because of bill Clinton Woke: democrats demand the Epstein files released because of bill clinton Bespoke: bill clinton demands the Epstein files released because of bill Clinton

“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol

So, if you’re an NWSL GM, you are not allowed to decide yourself — using all of the tools of a pro team’s front office — that a Player has a High-enough Impact to warrant a certain salary. But you *are* allowed to vote on a list that would determine that that Player has a High-enough Impact. Sure.

"assigned cis female at birth" oh my god these people don't understand anything

oh my god, they actually did the everybody transgender now bit

Reagan's project was successful: now, many Americans have no idea what a "public good" is. Their only framework for social interaction--outside friends & family--is set by the concepts of private property & consumer choice. That explains a lot about voting patterns & the dying sense of civic duty.

🚨 NEW: The night skies filled with torrential rain; But in Intuit Dome, the Rockets experienced torment and pain. Kawhi Leonard smiled that Grinchy grin; En route to scoring 41 in a much-needed Clippers win. Merry Clips-mas to all; And to all a good night. 🔗 justinrusso.substack.com/p/leonard-au...

“How can you suddenly dislike art when you find out it’s made by AI?” For the same reason I can dislike art when I find out the employees were overworked and underpaid. Because I care about people. You dipshit.

it makes perfect sense: biden and trump both serve the interests of capital and not the people

They’re trying so hard to make fetch happen instead of just raising the fucking cap

So the current are imploding I see

why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online

Last minute holiday gift ideas: - lint from dryer - oddly shaped ice cube - cocaine