PSA: Growing Dread will come out a few days before the first Bandcamp Friday of 2026! Plan accordingly... 💜💀🍃

I'm wrapping up a major contract this month, so: hire me! I'm a writer/narrative designer/systems designer with a decade of industry experience and a lot of experience taming the complexity of intricate systems. Let me build your storylet system or write disquieting prose for you!

One by one, ultimate alpha bros are disappearing into the crater left by the meteor!

is this shrimp done?

manifesting ableton official linux support in 2026

well, they're done the reduction to the toe cap is the wonkiest bit on both socks, but i think this went fine as my first actual attempt at knitting

creature

y'ever think about how the plot of this film from 40+ years ago is about a guy trying to get properly accredited for working on space invaders. it'd be crazy if that was still relevant to games today.

in honor of myGoat retiring here is one of my favorite tweets i made about tanahashi years ago

sleepy but awake, gotta see Tanahashi retire...

is this shrimp done?

almost done, almost warm wool sock wearing time!!! which is great because it's Very Cold here

shampooed coffee stains out of two carpets today

Some scholars refer to the period as "the Long 2000s"

already achieved my first goal for 2026: levitating squirrels with my mind

gm

heel turn number two is done!!!! soooo much faster on this one

just finished a carafe of black (light roast) coffee, now warming up mulled wine, enjoying some 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔰, knitting a sock (much faster this time!), and tuning in to the friends at the table stream while Dada snores on the coffee table in front of me not a bad start to 2026! 🧶🍷📻

this made my soul ache

unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

our friends pointed out something in the groupchat...

Happy New Year! Today, at 3pm ET, we're going to be airing a special pre-recorded Live at the Table of the ashcan of @adambell.games's Locked Room Mystery with @notquitereal.bsky.social, @sylvibullet.bsky.social, and @carberry.deals twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

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i haven't knitted all year, I hope i remember how to finish this second sock...

found the oldest coin I could, 1966! Lemon Pig (no. 1, 2026)

awesome, she is nailing the "Dekkar" stylings of Tim Heidecker, respect!

PSA: found out my soul wasn't worth SHIT, do not make deals with the devil ! anyway, happy new year, everyone 🥂 youtu.be/rsPPA2kyFB4

forgot to post my veg katsu curry from last night (feat. garlic bok choy)

in May, I had a lengthy conversation with @ghoulnoise.com about their genre-spanning, supremely funny soundtrack for Skin Deep:

ive spent the whole day searching for my rosin to no avail

have you ever seen such a sleepy creature

you know what they say: yesterday's arm day is today's fiddle day difficulty multiplier

he's doing it again

I think you should have an art in your house that can make you cry on sight.

this is me

lol

they're kicking me out of the wrestling server

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Vodka Travel Money 🤔

classic guy

when you're nice to me online, this is who you're being nice to

There’s no getting around the fact that generative AI resides on a foundation of theft and counterfeiting on a previously unimaginable scale.

think the part in Vonnegut's "Jailbird" that cracked me up the most was the experience of having a meaningful conversation over a phone shaped like Snoopy

how i'm walking out of 2025

turned 33 this month and haven't gone on a single expedition, idk what everyone's on about i still can't speak french good, neither

buying an old refurbished ipod and supporting bandcamp 2026

its so funny that once there were rocks and water and i bet the rocks were like i bet not much will change but then there were like some weeds and then dinosaurs and pretty soon christina aguielra

just realized I have a skillet that's been preheating for like 15 minutes because I got distracted by all this lol i gotta go make an egg now

I really hope people keep hiring me to write music for games. 🥲