NEW NEWSLETTER: CHAOS THURSDAY Come join me as I enumerate (some of) the major things all happening on the same day later this week! buttondown.com/HTHR/archive...

replacing my skeleton with another, eviler skeleton

hey what's up

one of the major advantages of having a social media account is getting to waste the time of many people i respect with the simple click of a button

the etymology of spiders refers to the fact they have eight legs! "spi" is latin for "eight" and "der" is german for "the." so together, they mean "eight the" referring to the number of l.egs they have! thanks for asking :)

i apologize for my recent bout of "poster's madness." it will not happen again

i love announcing things. i should announce more things. i don't have more things to announce. i should lie

me implementing @yarnspinner.dev's ME2 importer into all of my yarn games but never telling the player bsky.app/profile/yarn...

COMING SOON: THE EVIL GAMES MANIFESTO

EVERYBODY LOVES MY BLOOD! EVERYBODY LOVES MY BLOOD!

a game with a huge [THIS WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES] decision that then affects your progression through a completely unrelated other game

unfair flips is so fun I wish money was real

anyway Unfair Flips is a parkour style game

in my opinion I think the chance of a coin flip should be 50/50. but I'm given to understand others feel differently

I found my Opa's coin collection (buy unfair flips, a game about coin flipping)

how's it going

shirt with an arrow pointing off to the side, text reading "THAT WAY LIES MADNESS"

HEY. A BUNCH OF STUFF IS HAPPENING NEXT THURSDAY ALL AT ONCE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT ALL store.steampowered.com/news/app/300...

controller implementation is my passion

computer

I have a possible job on the horizon! I just need one more month of rent and bills to make it across the finish line!! paypal: paypal.me/InternetDragonGirl ko-fi: ko-fi.com/gaydragongirl venmo: account.venmo.com/u/GayDragonG... #BegPost #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #transcrowdfund

This game made me understand hate. 9 heads/10. wishlist it now.

unfair flips making me feel emotions never felt by humankind before

sometimes u understand why genghis khan just klled every1 u kno

that awful heather flowers woman wasnt kidding these flips arent fair at all

TAILS ---- TAILS ---- TAILS ---- TAILS ---- TAILS ---- TAILS ----

ONE WEEK until a bunch of stuff happens at once

Q: GEE HEATHER HOW COME YOU GET TO HAVE FOUR BIG THINGS HAPPEN ON ONE DAY A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOUR THINGS SHALL HAPPEN ON THIS DAY. 1. UNFAIR FLIPS COMES OUT 2. FISH FEAR ME: WOMEN WANT ME EXPANSION COMES OUT 3. [REDACTED] 4. [ALSO REDACTED]

NEXT THURSDAY (THE 25TH) IS "HTHRFLWRS DAY" THE SUNS ALIGN. THE MOONS CRASH INTO ONE ANOTHER. HEATHER FLOWERS SHALL RISE FROM THE EARTH AND GO "AAAAAGH"

fluttershy: id love to kick a human in the head and kill them.

they should do a my little pony reboot where they're horses

i love working on this game because sometimes you get a bug report like "after a couple hours of playing you just stop flipping heads" and you have to figure out whether it's a real bug or someone just got incredibly unlucky

another one for the #fallingblockjam with @ashmakes.games and alex. its for a toy/bootleg video game brand! i'm so slow now i'm glad this jam is over a week long LOL

you can fold me up and take me to locations. but it hurts

Highly recommend reaching out to Bruno for this or other writing needs. Bruno and I came up together in interactive fiction and his feedback is a crucial part of how I honed my own craft.

I feel like this is going to ruin me the way Unlimited Paperclips did

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we're often asked, "is X a mech," and let me get ahead of the inevitable coin question and say yes but only in one specific instance as follows youtu.be/S69eCfQ4WQE?...

yaoi is when your machine loves you back and yuri is when your machine hates you and theres a really wretched guy Over There

very proud of my horrible little coin game

Over the past few months I've gotten a few informal questions about helping others with writing craft on a 1-on-1 basis. I'm not sure how much real interest is there, so I'm experimentally advertising tutoring/portfolio review services. azhdarchid.com/opening-up-s...

TIME FLIES LIKE A BANANA GIVE THE TIME FLIES WHAT THEY WANT, BEFORE THEY MAKE YOU OLD

thinking once again about one of the all-time great newspaper mixups, when Dennis the Menace and The Far Side got their captions swapped

Right now I still have a lot of availability for contract work. I'm a video game designer and writer with a wide range of experience and credits on successful indie titles. You can see details and contact info at: brunodias.dev/consulting/

"hey heather how's the unfair flips dev going" oh, you know

remind me to write this once Unfair Flips is out and i have solid data to back my theories

realizing i do have a coherent enough philosophy at this point to write a new manifesto, but unfortunately my philosophy is such that i would have to title it "The Evil Games Manifesto"