how do i get less bluesky followers

do you think it feels good to have the protagonist of myst click on you

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

"Tiny Tim, who did NOT die" heartwarming, reassuring "Tiny Tim, who CANNOT die" existentially horrifying

Youtube needs to stop recommending me videos called "How Waluigi's Left Pinky Toe Changed Mario Kart Double Dash Competitive Backwards Racing Forever" with a thumbnail that says "I swear to god this video isn't a waste of your life"

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

santa can only visit every home in the world in one night thanks to the space-folding abilities imparted by his massive imbibement of the spice melange

they don't want the kids to know Santa loves smokin the bud

D&D campaign but the party is playing as the wet bandits

[mixing you a cocktail] i call this one the 'instant migraine'

how i feel after drinking an irish coffee today, forgetting i am very sensitive to caffeine, and also alcohol, and also sugar

dude the AAA Mario video has such a grip on me. I can't stop muttering "I think I should go this way..." when going to another room in the house

wait there were multiple actually this is where the quote was from

years ago I was watching Starship Troopers on TV on Christmas Eve and my mother-in-law came in right when they blew up a big bug and she said "WHAT is THIS???" and I said, "It's a Wonderful Life!" and ever since it's become a Christmas Movie in our household

My in-laws asked what I wanted for christmas, and I thought I'd suggest these inexpensive japanese guitar pedals thinking they could get me like one every year for the foreseeable future. Instead they have spoiled me rotten

Linus has it all figured out youtu.be/kMGbGGllQoE

the cure for your social media ravaged attention span is to lock in and perform the snare drum ostinato part from ravel's bolero in its entirety first thing every morning but no one will ever do this

The best things in life are free, however things that are free have no advertising budget, therefore you will never learn about the best things in life from an influencer

the high pants/short suspenders combo would fix me

One month till we get a game for the elder Millennials who moved to New York City, read Pitchfork at night and Last Night's Party in the morning, and regularly had panic attacks on the subway because they would never make a dollar off their writing and shit shit shit what are they doing here?!

I might be alone in this but I feel like Del Toro has hit whatever happened to Tim Burton in the 2000s. Like, did we really need extended flashbacks delving into the root of Victor Frankenstein's daddy issues? Did we really need all those CGI animals

main takeaway from Citizen Kane is this fit goes crazy

I'm so happy I got to see The Fall on the big screen

FUNRUINER: technically speaking Han only needed to get Luke's body temperature up so he didn't freeze to death before Han was able to get up the shelter. I think it can be safely assumed that once the shelter was up, Han used his own body to clean all the tauntaun fluid off Luke.

Han was wrong to put Luke inside the guts of the Tauntaun because the heat of the beast would quickly dissipate and leave Luke wet and more vulnerable to freezing. They had a much better chance of survival if Han had stripped their clothes, pressing their warm, naked bodies together. In my fic,

Welcome to Welcome To, the like-building building-like. Right-click your click to draft rights and drafts or assign familiar familiars. Check each check's Each points, Point points, Check points, Hold/Thresh threshold, Capacitance capacity, and Line alignment. Spend Tarnation to attack targets

Welcome to Antania, the dirt-building bug-like. Right-click your queen to draft workers and soldiers or assign aphid familiars. Check each ant's skitter points, nibble points, sting points, weight/carry threshold, abdomen capacity, and odor alignment. Spend honeydew each turn to attack targets,

Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.

when a youtuber DOESN'T wear a tuxedo...... disgusting. DO BETTER

I adore this game

making playlist for holiday party (it's Whirling-In-Rags, 8 AM on loop)

Does it bother anyone else in Speed Racer (2008) they introduce a feature of the Mach 5 is a deployable flying drone but they never use it

Nevermind, I saw an ad on the train for a "brain sleep pillow" and the lady's brain was glowing through her skull. The obvious utility of such a product transcends language barriers. I must put my brain to sleep

It's so cool to be in business with people who don't make lethal drones

trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea

Andrew is a good person and an unbelievable talent. I hate that this industry would let someone with such a skillset languish right now.

There are over 100 Mixolumia players. But only one like you. store.steampowered.com/app/1414020/...

whoops I changed it to 75% off right after it went live because you deserve it

If you can manage it, I highly recommend moving to a foreign country and never reaching even a moderate level of literacy or fluency in the language. Yes, all the paperwork will be nightmarish, and you may not be able to make many friends or get a job, but you will be invincible to advertisements

Something I'm thankful for is that absolutely no one in my life ever references ads anymore. In the 90s and 2000s it was normal to pepper speech with "got milk" or "where's the beef" or "wazzaaaap" or "can you hear me now?" Ads are more ubiquitous than ever but they've been shunned from the culture

This is a cool website where you can buy gifts for kids in foster care. Instead of agonizing over finding a gift for the people in my life who have everything, it's nice to spend some money on kids who don't have much. www.onesimplewish.org

Wow, can you believe it, all my games on Steam (Elephantasy and Flipside) are also on sale for the holidays!! 50% off, just like on itch! Pick one or both up if you're so inclined!!

"Playing Adam's collection of 13 gems is like joining in on his celebration of game design - I began looking forward to his post-game reflections as much as I enjoyed exploring the games themselves." 👍Derek Likes CorgiSpace: store.steampowered.com/curator/4057...

winter is here!! and so is the steam winter sale. beatblock is 10% off right now, so you can take cranky home for the holidays at a discount ( ^^ )=)

My new pet peeve is websites that are basically an app (chat/streaming/budget/whatever) and they have a landing page that acts like you aren't signed in even when you are, so you click sign in and it takes you to the dashboard or whatever. Just send me there in the first place!!

you miss all the trains you dont take

once the world is 90% lesbian this will be true

in the near future, maybe 2 or 3 years, 90% of the world's leisure time will be spent playing Mixolumia itch.io/s/175299/win...

sometimes I take a peek at developments in the VR headset space and I'm reminded the biggest hurdle to adoption is that nobody wants to use a device that messes up your hair and leaves lines on your face