I’m really enjoying Resident Evil Requiem, I think it might be the best main-line campaign since Resident Evil 4, or maybe it’s just Leon, he and I have a lot in common

I am in the alternate reality where Sega continued to develop the “Super Game” and eventually released it. It’s really good and fun. I enjoy playing the Super Game every day.

[Cookie Monster voice] Me not posting. Me not posting about that

It’s not a maneuver, mother, it’s a manoeuvre

Prometheus (holding torch): You’re gonna want this. Trust me Me (squinting): Maybe... it’s not subscription-based, is it

Dang! I Tried to Escape Being Human Via Technology But Ended Up Reinforcing That Which Makes Me Human All the More

Heh heh heh heh...

*on a boat with 9 engines but 4 of them are pointed the exact opposite direction so it moves at the exact same speed it would as if it had one engine, yet still expends the energy of 9* Of course it goes slow, it’s a big boat

Rhythm game about kathi rolls called Paratha the Wrapper

See you in hell, fucker… though I do want to acknowledge that when we’re in hell, you or I or both of us may be busy being tortured in various ways and we may not have the time or ability to say hi, or even recognize each other, just wanted to say in advance that’s okay and I won’t be offended if so

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

Wait a second... I can just ignore this

Wait a second... I can just ignore this

Is there a manga about girls who are into modular analog synthesizers. Should I write this. Can someone put me in touch with Kodansha

Me: Congratulations, dude James McCloud: Thanks man Me: You pick a name yet James McCloud: We’re thinking Fox Me: Right on. It makes sense

The soundtrack for U.V.S. Nirmana is out alongside the game. I had a lot of fun with this one. It will be the last video game music I will do for a while, so I hope you enjoy it. coincidencegames.bandcamp.com/album/u-v-s-...

The soundtrack for U.V.S. Nirmana is out alongside the game. I had a lot of fun with this one. It will be the last video game music I will do for a while, so I hope you enjoy it. coincidencegames.bandcamp.com/album/u-v-s-...

I really appreciated, and am very grateful for, what @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social had to say about Eliza. www.avclub.com/eliza-explor...

We do pizza differently (image shows a normal pizza)

Accidentally took a very vintage Shochiku logo coded picture of Tahoma the other day

U.V.S. Nirmana! This will be the last game that I write and score for a while.

New game, available next week! U.V.S. NIRMANA Set off on a journey of uncountable eons toward the edge of the universe. Stop by distant worlds and ancient civilizations, helping them as part of your pilgrimage with your companions, the Renunciants. store.steampowered.com/app/2536720

I think Mr. Russo’s hypothetical AI scenario is not totally wrong, just that it would be more realistic if the sad man came home after a tough day and generated 90 minutes of Marylin Monroe humiliating him and being disgusted by his tiny dick

1. If I extend a paw and quietly pull one toward me, nobody will notice. [STEALTH] 2. That’s human food, and probably way too salty. I should check the floor next. 3. Rarrrrgggbh!!!

If I had to wander the wastes with a cursed talking sword I wouldn’t talk to it about philosophical stuff

Any problem is not a problem if you decide it isn’t a problem (how do I decide it’s not a problem) Drugs, obviously

(Up earlier than usual): Morning is a liminal space

Happy for all Final Fantasy XIV fans. I do not play this game myself but I am excited to see you excited. Happy for the Jollibee collab too. There is no Jollibee near me but I enjoy this idea from afar. Also happy for the collab merch. I don’t wear hoodies but I can view it on the website. It’s fun.

A Former Boeing Engineer Claims He Discovered a Previously Unknown Sexual Technique. Experts Aren’t So Sure.

Personally I think a proper Bloodborne movie would not be animated, but live action with lots of cheap glowy, smeary compositing

Process is printed on premium coated paper with pink and rose-gold Pantone inks plus white-foil blocking. The page edges are sprayed pink with cryptic white decorative symbols. www.tuneandfairweather.com/products/pro...

I have the power to be Moon Child’s friend, but, in accordance with the principle of wu-wei, I will not be using it

Medieval guy: Translate Hwæt? Me: That’s right Medieval guy (getting agitated): You want me to translate Hwæt? Me: That’s what I’m asking, yes

Calvin’s dad: All horror movies are either “spotlight behind a tree” or “purple light in the refrigerator”

Person expert here. A person only does this if they are wrong and stupid

If I were in charge of Star Trek... gosh! Wouldn’t that be something

As of this morning I can confirm that yes, I have taken the “Which Uma Musume Are You” test. That’s all for now. No additional remarks at this time

All of your exes are in a group chat together, bro. They’re deciding to make a movie, bro. They’re casting. They’re location scouting. They’ve formed a production company, bro. Bro they’ve hired three-time Academy Award®-winning cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki, bro

Just another beautiful day of being a public servant. Let’s check the DMs — oh.

They call me Small Batch Hot Sauce because I bring the heat without sacrificing flavor

I forgot to mention this here as well: the three new tracks composed for the Opus Magnum: De Re Metallica expansion have been added to the base soundtrack on Bandcamp. If you purchased it there previously, you get the three new tracks for free. zachtronics.bandcamp.com/album/opus-m...

Periodic reminder that I (a human, maybe) wrote a novel, and you (a human, possibly) can read it. www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/...

JERRY: Transporting nitroglycerin? GEORGE: That’s right. JERRY: In run-down old trucks? GEORGE: Uh-huh. JERRY: What if we hit a bump? GEORGE: We drive slow. JERRY: Yeah? Who’s driving? KRAMER [entering]: Hey, Jerry! Just picked up a great job from that oil company boss.

If I were a character in a turn-based game and it became my turn I would probably say something like “My turn now,” or “Guess it’s my turn, huh?”

If I was a giant, hulking monster I would simply not attempt to smash my much smaller opponent on the ground and in so doing inadvertently provide a convenient ramp in the form of my arm to run up toward my head

If you’ve been cornered by a villain and they’re explaining how you fit into their grand plan, make sure to ask “And if I were to refuse...?” to make it clear you’re considering other options

Calvin’s dad: Everything on this entire bitch of an Earth is either one thing, or it’s another thing. I’m going to bed

I’m wearing the One Ring, the Ring of the Niebelung and the Elden Ring* simultaneously and I’m so cursed it caused an integer overflow *”the Elden Ring is not a piece of jewelry” anything’s a piece of jewelry if you wear it like one

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