Wim Wenders: [sharing grandly philosophical thoughts in German-accented English over lingering shots of 1983 Tokyo] Me: Impeccable vibes... this could only be topped if, like, Werner Herzog showed up Wim Wenders: Then I ran into my friend, Werner Herzog, at the top of Tokyo Tower

The novel PROCESS is the tragicomic story of an embittered failed tech entrepreneur in his own words. It’s published by Ireland-based independent press Tune & Fairweather. I even read the audiobook. You can listen to me. www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/...

The novel PROCESS is the tragicomic story of an embittered failed tech entrepreneur in his own words. It’s published by Ireland-based independent press Tune & Fairweather. I even read the audiobook. You can listen to me. www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/...

Men Are Sharing What They’d Do If They Awoke One Morning from Uneasy Dreams to Find Themselves Transformed into a Giant Insect and It’s Adorable

If you want to think about game difficulty it may help to be precise. Here is my brief writeup of Zach Barth’s Difficulty Pentagram, from Cohost, long may she live. web.archive.org/web/20250107...

Dorian (2021): In this modern take on the Oscar Wilde classic, young Dorian Gray mints an NFT of his famous portrait, which records all of his sins on the blockchain. What could possibly go wrong? Rated PG-13.

(2020) Welp, stuck at home for a bit, so I suppose what I’ll do is a massive amount of drugs and stare at algorithmic social media 24 hours a day

What’s this about a thought living “rent free” in your head? Are you telling me you normally charge your thoughts rent? That you’re the landlord of your mind?

I will just go ahead and admit that I dock games for doing things that I give Dark Souls and its successors a completely free pass for. I don’t have to be fair. I’m like the headteacher of a strict Catholic school and FromSoft is my perfect angel who never does anything wrong.

Life is like a box of chocolates… there’s usually a guide on the back or inside like a map that tells you what everything is, so you can make informed decisions

“We’ve got Company!” I shout to my squad mates in the back of the APC as I continue browsing the Steven Sondheim musicals we have available to put on

How do I apply to direct Death Stranding 3. Tell him I’m the banana bread tweet guy

“Join the void,” I say, shrugging a little, as if to laugh at the notion I had any choice in the matter

*slamming my drink down on the bar and getting up in Hemingway’s face* baby shoe factory still operating post-apocalyptically

Process takes readers on an intense psychological journey into the dark heart of Seattle’s tech startup world. The main character is a young man driven by an almost animalistic need to find outsized success creating the next unicorn tech juggernaut. www.tuneandfairweather.com/products/pro...

*matcha pilates labubu rave voice* Kaizo nuzlocke Pokémon speedrun

“Sekiro No Defeat” translates to “Sekiro’s Defeat”

[advising a colony of self-replicating nanobots] Just make it exist first. You can make it goo later.

Me (scrolling): I don’t understand half the things on my timeline anymore Stellan Skarsgård: You were always the one who explained the memes, weren’t you? And then one day you woke up and found you needed the memes explained to you.

From 'Severance' to 'Death Stranding,' Pools of Viscous Black Goo Celebrate Their Moment

In the old days if you made a viral tweet the local newspaper would send a reporter to your house and a studio head’s executive assistant would call to ask if you wanted a job writing television

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

the evidence is continuing to mount that a lot of people really need more hobbies that don't have anything to do with the internet

Of all the fantastical future innovations that Star Trek has imagined over the years, the one that still remains the furthest out of reach is having a big screen that everyone can connect to and show whatever on

You: Me (the NPC with you): Let’s keep moving

Pagliacci [watching footage of his own show]: This isn’t bad. Areas to improve, but overall, it works. Huh. It’s funny, I avoided this for so long. I was afraid of taking stock of myself. And I was so focused on the road ahead, I never stopped to consider how far I’d come. Thank you, doctor

Science fiction is when a guy lives in a little pod

What do you call the connected spheres of a mochi doughnut? Orbs? Bites? I called one a 'bolus' and everyone got mad at me

Since GDCo is on holiday this week, thanks to The Writer Will Do Something and Eliza co-creator @matthewseiji.com for once again providing a special guest post while we’re out, laying out an important new market: newsletter.gamediscover.co/p/puglips-th...

The original soundtrack to Kaizen: A Factory Story, by me, Sam Kulchin, and @drewmm.com is out now on Bandcamp and coming to streaming services soon! coincidencegames.bandcamp.com/album/kaizen...

*furiously taking notes* Could a smack barm be footy scran?

*meditating hard enough to enter the Akashic Records and check my True Name* “GenericCivilian5_wip_dontuse”? Huh?

No more uncertainty, no more despair… Noumenon is coming.

Regional game development hotspots and regional dialects that are especially good for swearing in overlap almost perfectly, though I’m sure it’s just a coincidence

Bro, are you coming at me, bro? Bro, why are they playing Challengers (Original Score) by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross as you step toward me in slow motion

Reminds me of the story of the programmer of Starflight, upon discovering the fractal based method of random generating worlds in the game (one of the first instances of that kind of PCG), then proceeded to have a mental breakdown about the nature of the universe.

Finished Process by @matthewseiji.com - "great" and "enjoyed" are simplistic terms.... an unsettling, accurate, portrayal of the many existential crises involved in making worlds... www.tuneandfairweather.com/collections/...

A guy on my team dug two graves and embarked on a journey of revenge but didn’t tell anybody, so when the job of dealing with the bodies fell to me I also dug two graves. What a waste. Talk to your producer.

“Takes One to Know One, Pal”: New ‘GigaBrain’ AI’s Epic Clapback Stuns Professional Comedians

Attaching Apple AirTags to your soul won’t prevent it from getting stolen, but you can watch where it goes which is interesting. Mine appears to be inside a data center in Moses Lake by way of a cloud upload of some Bellevue traffic cam footage

For those asking if Kaizen: A Factory Story will have an official soundtrack release, the answer is yes! Please stay tuned.

[record scratch sound] Yep, that’s me. [record scratch sounds continue] I’m taking a DJ class

Hint: Before collecting an Orb, it is a good idea to Scan it to check if it is an Evil Orb.

If you ever find yourself an orphan scamp kid in a vaguely French or Belgian belle époque and/or steampunk city and are being chased by saber wielding police officers for stealing an apple or something, remember to run *toward* the farmer with the cart loaded with sacks of potatoes and live chickens

Shining Nikkei 225 (anime girl gatcha based on securities traded on the Tokyo Stock Exchange, they refer to the player as shachō and their dream is to increase shareholder value)

I co-wrote the music for this, alongside Sam Kulchin and @matthewseiji.com! Come for the (anti?)puzzles, stay for the vibes!

you know those hallmark movies where an executive lady goes to a small town to learn the real meaning of christmas? this is exactly the same but with japan and engineering

Kaizen: A Factory Story is now available on Steam! Build assembly lines to make toys, electronics, appliances, and more in 1980s Japan. Impress your bosses with your innovative solutions. store.steampowered.com/app/2275490/... Look out for weekly bonus puzzles coming your way soon!

You know what else features a project code-named Prometheus? The novel Process, by Matthew Seiji Burns