There should be kawaiikochans but for German

A couple weeks ago I was riding Link light rail in the late morning and a wiry guy boarded carrying nothing except a quart of Signature Select vanilla ice cream. As the train started moving again he got a credit card out of his wallet and began to use it to shovel ice cream into his mouth

[thinking through the world timeline of France-England conflict and competition in order to make some kind of historically-based wisecrack] Yeah, I dunno. Whatever

I have a joke originally told to me by King Tantalus and I think you’ll agree he was really cooking with this one!

(more measured Talking Heads voice) Similar to how it sometimes was

After some careful study over the past few weeks I put together some failure scenarios for football (soccer): - Should have kicked ball, but didn’t - Should not have kicked ball, but did - Kicked ball, but ball didn’t go where it was supposed to There may be more but this is what I have so far

I am from the future where intelligence is a cheap commodity. Everyone is soooo smart

Everyone made fun of the Softbank goose that lays golden eggs presentation but you can see why such ideas may be novel in some circles

Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.

Me (checking in on the new world): Are ya still struggling to be born, son?

@flangy.bsky.social How about the official Seattle Mariners Hot Dogs from Heaven hat

I don’t know what any of you are talking about but ok

LinkedIn has a feature where you draw a squiggly line and then it says “You are smarter than 95% of CEOs”

In a metaphorical space slightly closer to reality, geese lay eggs that turn into more geese. But I know we are done with that sort of thing

Enjoying playing Pragmata but think the idea could be taken further, for example what if you had to solve a small Sudoku puzzle every time you wanted to fire a bullet in the next Call of Duty game, it would make you think (literally)

PlayStation 4 Is All You Need. With a PS4 you can play Dark Souls, Dark Souls II, Dark Souls III, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, and even Armored Core VI. Maybe other games too

Please do more mashups and remixes of my Zachtronics tracks 🙏

Please do more mashups and remixes of my Zachtronics tracks 🙏

I love this www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YcZ...

been thinking about just how much of @matthewseiji.com's writing/warnings/omens in eliza has been so quickly proven accurate, both emotionally and technically. if there's anyone i am hoping for a new visual novel from, honestly its a tie between @mammonmachine.bsky.social and him. please read eliza

Dark Souls: Someone died here... want to see how Me: Sure Dark Souls: (shows a guy dodge rolling off a cliff) Me: Mm. The way of things Dark Souls: Yeah

Medieval peasant: Ho there, time traveller! Me (sheepishly holding Doritos bag): M-me? Peasant: Your kind bringeth these salted wafers yet not one drop of Mountain’s Dew

Process takes readers on an intense psychological journey into the dark heart of Seattle’s tech startup world. The main character is a young man driven by an almost animalistic need to find outsized success creating the next unicorn tech juggernaut. www.tuneandfairweather.com/products/pro...

Video editing has equivalent concepts but audio got the better terminology with “bussing” and “bouncing”

AAA game with mutant bio-enemies with glowing pustules on them BUT shooting the pustules actually heals them and makes them stronger, and having dozens of tutorials, pop-ups, vignettes, radio voices, audio logs, cutscenes, etc. trying to explain that

I am in the alternate reality where Sega continued to develop the “Super Game” and eventually released it. It’s really good and fun. I enjoy playing the Super Game every day.

[Cookie Monster voice] Me not posting. Me not posting about that

It’s not a maneuver, mother, it’s a manoeuvre

Prometheus (holding torch): You’re gonna want this. Trust me Me (squinting): Maybe... it’s not subscription-based, is it

Heh heh heh heh...

See you in hell, fucker… though I do want to acknowledge that when we’re in hell, you or I or both of us may be busy being tortured in various ways and we may not have the time or ability to say hi, or even recognize each other, just wanted to say in advance that’s okay and I won’t be offended if so

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

Wait a second... I can just ignore this

Wait a second... I can just ignore this

Is there a manga about girls who are into modular analog synthesizers. Should I write this. Can someone put me in touch with Kodansha

Me: Congratulations, dude James McCloud: Thanks man Me: You pick a name yet James McCloud: We’re thinking Fox Me: Right on. It makes sense

The soundtrack for U.V.S. Nirmana is out alongside the game. I had a lot of fun with this one. It will be the last video game music I will do for a while, so I hope you enjoy it. coincidencegames.bandcamp.com/album/u-v-s-...

The soundtrack for U.V.S. Nirmana is out alongside the game. I had a lot of fun with this one. It will be the last video game music I will do for a while, so I hope you enjoy it. coincidencegames.bandcamp.com/album/u-v-s-...

I really appreciated, and am very grateful for, what @winnersusedrugs.bsky.social had to say about Eliza. www.avclub.com/eliza-explor...

We do pizza differently (image shows a normal pizza)

Accidentally took a very vintage Shochiku logo coded picture of Tahoma the other day

U.V.S. Nirmana! This will be the last game that I write and score for a while.

New game, available next week! U.V.S. NIRMANA Set off on a journey of uncountable eons toward the edge of the universe. Stop by distant worlds and ancient civilizations, helping them as part of your pilgrimage with your companions, the Renunciants. store.steampowered.com/app/2536720

I think Mr. Russo’s hypothetical AI scenario is not totally wrong, just that it would be more realistic if the sad man came home after a tough day and generated 90 minutes of Marylin Monroe humiliating him and being disgusted by his tiny dick

1. If I extend a paw and quietly pull one toward me, nobody will notice. [STEALTH] 2. That’s human food, and probably way too salty. I should check the floor next. 3. Rarrrrgggbh!!!

If I had to wander the wastes with a cursed talking sword I wouldn’t talk to it about philosophical stuff

Any problem is not a problem if you decide it isn’t a problem (how do I decide it’s not a problem) Drugs, obviously

(Up earlier than usual): Morning is a liminal space

Happy for all Final Fantasy XIV fans. I do not play this game myself but I am excited to see you excited. Happy for the Jollibee collab too. There is no Jollibee near me but I enjoy this idea from afar. Also happy for the collab merch. I don’t wear hoodies but I can view it on the website. It’s fun.

A Former Boeing Engineer Claims He Discovered a Previously Unknown Sexual Technique. Experts Aren’t So Sure.