I can't wait to make a pilgrimage to the canned beef monument in sarajevo

The "boobs" operator, and the "Total Recall" operator

Have you heard?

Bought a pillow today, it was on sale

That's Hedly!

The Arby's steak cube commercial is upsetting.

At the Pumphouse.

Love to read about science

Kim Doordashian

The Half Monty

Was making iOS 26 shittier a deliberate choice?

fashion icon

Knives. And stabbing weapons.

Harry Cockburn

It used to be if you worked at Microsoft and you got bored, you'd come up with a new SQL driver framework.

What a movie.

In America it's called a fanny pack but in England they call it a cunt purse.

if you know what I mean

Tried making a pisco sour.

ZORK transcripts

Air travel? I hope it does!

Neat.

uranium dioxide

Lava is too hot. "Ow."

When I see a pack of Oreos...

Eating like $2 of brie

at 900 followers i'm gonna say 'woohoo' and go 👍

(Phil Hartman voice) BURN cycle

Change in Headline

I can finally finish my Lego recreation of Dr Crusher's erotic ghost lover episode.

A woman's journey of sexual awakening.

Robert Deniro plays the titular Dirty Grandpa

I was somewhere recently

New kind of Blade Runner just dropped. gizmodo.com/mississippi-...

Hrrrngh!

Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.

What are some good symbols to get on a slot machine?

Chicken Paprika

I think Scott Adams is doing a bit. A bit of succumbing to cancer.

Mr Staying Out Of It